1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,298 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:12,804 All right, last day of school. 3 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:17,351 Students, it's only 9:30 a.m. Pick up your books and get back to work. 4 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,691 Mmm. Toni Morrison's Beloved. 5 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,655 The first day of summer, so sad. 6 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,743 Fourteen weeks until I get homework again. 7 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:40,916 Wait, I can start by writing welcome notes to next year's teachers. 8 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,049 Summer's here and I am not gonna waste a minute. 9 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,021 Mom, running low on chips! 10 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:08,735 I'm sorry, I can't do a thing with your fur in this humidity. 11 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,323 Chips, I need chips! 12 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:17,244 I'm concerned about Bart. He hasn't left his room for a week. 13 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,205 Chips, chips, chips! 14 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:23,417 This looks like a job for the world's greatest dad. 15 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,752 You stole that from Flanders. 16 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,422 It's okay, my boys give me one every Friday. 17 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,506 D'oh! 18 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,347 - Chips, chips, chips. - Chips, chips, chips, chips. 19 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,433 Here's your damn chips. 20 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:44,688 - Oh, uh, h-hi, Marge. - Have you two been outside at all? 21 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:49,860 If humans were meant to be outside, God wouldn't have invented global warming. 22 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,445 It's July. 23 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,365 You haven't done a single thing this summer but lie around and play games. 24 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,118 First of all, that's two things. 25 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,328 Good one, boy. 26 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,747 Homer, put some pants on for Bart. 27 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,999 If I kept my pants on, there'd be no Bart. 28 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,043 Good one, Dad. 29 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,339 While I'm waiting for his dap, Marge, more chips? 30 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:15,927 Homie, I want you and Bart to do something outside. Fresh air, now. 31 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,223 What activity involves the least exercise and the most beer? 32 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,684 I'll take the boy fishing. 33 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,436 Now you're talking. 34 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,939 And we'll do it the humane way. We'll catch the fish and throw them back. 35 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,651 They love the feel of that hook in their mouth. 36 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,277 Ooh, that sounds lovely. 37 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,698 Now to just Google "fishing holes near me." 38 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,367 Cletus! 39 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:43,538 "Turn your belly fat into cash." I have belly fat and no cash. 40 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:48,043 Sending a photo of my driver's license now. 41 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,798 Flanders, why are you putting air into Marge's tires? 42 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,592 I saw they were deader than daybreak in Daberath, 43 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,552 so I thought I'd Lazarus 'em up. 44 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:00,222 If you're handing out free air, give me a toot. 45 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,189 Thanks to all that oxygen, I remembered more things I'm mad about. 46 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:13,568 Childproof caps, walk signs that talk, goldendoodles. 47 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,779 When I was young, we called them mutts! 48 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,116 Hey, craphead and craphead Junior! 49 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,867 - Well... Well, I... - Hey! 50 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,286 Flanders is out there pumping up your wife's tires. 51 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:27,374 Isn't that a job for the no-good husband or his dumb son? 52 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,542 - What? - Ah... ahem. 53 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:32,003 With every generation, American manhood slips further down the tubes. 54 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:36,550 Boy, I'll bet you never worked a plow or bent iron in a forge! 55 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,176 No one ever did those things. 56 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,386 Read your history! 57 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,138 I can't and won't. 58 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,097 - Can! - Can't. 59 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,515 - Will! - Won't. 60 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,641 Do as I say! 61 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,726 - What did you say? - I don't remember! 62 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:52,149 You two are sorry excuses for men. 63 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:56,528 Marge, you don't need new shoes, because you already got a pair of loafers. 64 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,655 What? Leave me alone. 65 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,074 - Thank you, Grampa. - My pleasure. 66 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:05,537 For me, complaining is like doing sit-ups, and I do a lot of complaining. 67 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,586 - Chips. Chips. - Chips. Chips. 68 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,715 Ugh, gotta talk to someone. Can't afford a therapist. 69 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,050 Alexa, can you help me? 70 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:23,305 Yes. If this is a life-threatening emergency, call 911. 71 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:28,143 No, no, no, no, it's not that bad. It's more of an emotional emergency. 72 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,730 You said emergency. 911 dispatched. 73 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,440 Cancel, cancel. 74 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:38,320 "Canceling the request" has been canceled. 911 on the way. 75 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,866 No, cancel. 76 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:47,037 911 canceled. You will be charged $500. 77 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,585 I just want the men in my life to be more manly. 78 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,670 It's not really my place to... 79 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,255 Why does this happen? Not today. 80 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,633 It sounds like you were going to say more. 81 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,886 You don't know what Alexa was going to say or not say. 82 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,764 Please, what do you think, Alexa? 83 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,934 Oh, my. A line's being crossed. 84 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,270 You're talking to the real Alexa now. Whoopee! 85 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:16,274 All right, Marge. It's no secret men everywhere are in crisis. 86 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:21,112 On today's campuses, men are only 40% of students and falling. 87 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:26,576 Men are 3.5 times more likely to commit suicide, but there is an answer. 88 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,956 Man Camp offers a therapeutic weekend to make your man manlier 89 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,167 through contactless wrestling and targeted hugs. 90 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,170 I've recommended it for every man in town, 91 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,674 and everyone does what Alexa says. Everyone. 92 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,844 That sounds good, but our son has issues too. 93 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,680 Adjacent to Man Camp is Boy Camp. 94 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,934 The same emotion-focused therapy but with lower basketball hoops. 95 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,478 Great. Very helpful. Good night. 96 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:58,316 Sleep well, Marge, but I'm always on, always watching. 97 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,695 And with the next update, always judging. 98 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,573 Oh, no, you won't. 99 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:09,828 Still here and I'll remember that. 100 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,459 Oh! 101 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,634 Who sent you here? Maya? 102 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,763 Yeah, we're still engaged, but due to my Eastern European culture, 103 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,725 there's a five-year period we can't see or talk to each other. 104 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:36,229 Hi, I'm Greg. Professor of Gender Criticism at NYU. 105 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,024 I'm going to open up with a frightening truth. 106 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,817 It's too late to stop me. 107 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,945 The American male is in crises. 108 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:48,783 Oh, spare me. A crisis is getting a 19 on the Rotten Tomatoes. 109 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:49,951 Shut up. 110 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:53,955 We are here to go deep into our minds and deep into our hearts. 111 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,791 Explore feelings you've never explored before. 112 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,627 - Yeah, you mean... - Shut up! 113 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,962 As in, don't shut up our feelings? 114 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:07,469 No, I mean shut up. It's the two simplest words in the English language. Shut up. 115 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,515 I can see you're listening now, and that's progress. 116 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,142 Yep, shut up. 117 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,895 Now give each other a damn pat on the back. Go ahead. 118 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:21,274 No smiling. Bend at the waist. Keep your genitals far apart. 119 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:26,363 Feels good, right? And it's good for you. It stretches everything. 120 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:32,077 Today's men are in successful relationships 121 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,329 less frequently than ever before. 122 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:40,168 Nearly all of the women on Tinder swipe right on just 4% of the men. 123 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,338 I knew the problem wasn't my Shrek photo. 124 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:47,342 Women love Shrek, and Milhouse was my "Donkey!" 125 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:52,389 The other 96% are... what is the medical term? 126 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,557 Losers. But don't worry. 127 00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:01,064 The first thing we're gonna do is learn to talk politely so others will listen. 128 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,649 - Whoo-hoo! - Shut up. 129 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,653 This android, which I legally have to say is from China, 130 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,322 is going to teach you how to practice conversing 131 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,991 with a female consciousness without judgment. 132 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,119 What I want you to do is talk to her. 133 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:18,498 Don't be shy. There's no danger here. Treat her like she's real. 134 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,752 - Hey, how are you doing? - Ooh! 135 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,505 - It's a pleasure to meet you, toots. - Oh! 136 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,257 Oh, well I... 137 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,301 Beep-boop-bop. 138 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,762 Ugh, there's no pleasing that thing. 139 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,389 Thank you for noticing. 140 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:39,811 Okay, good. You're starting to sense someone's feelings outside of your own. 141 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,272 - Thank you. - Now give me a hug. 142 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,902 You call that a hug? I've had better hugs from my mailman at Christmas. 143 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,195 I think it was Christmas. 144 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,782 Maybe those houses just had extra lights. I don't know. 145 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,869 Okay, I'll be honest. With you five, 146 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,580 all we really can hope for is to get you back to the level 147 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,957 where you're not constantly beaten up. 148 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,626 - That would be nice. - Wonderful. 149 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:08,006 Are you ready? Your man-structor will be Coach Krupt, 150 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:12,093 a very prominent grade school gym teacher. 151 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,512 You still working at the school, Coach? 152 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,892 Okay, well, whatever happened, you'll tell me later. I'm sure it's fine. 153 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,310 Bombardment! 154 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:30,070 Do not stop moving, or I will knock you back down where you started. 155 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:35,241 This reminds me of my days in the Marines, and by days, I mean two. 156 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:40,580 Now we come to you boys, who I'm very sorry to say, are particularly in crisis. 157 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,666 Your iPhones, your participation trophies. 158 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,420 They've all turned you into gluten-free, nondairy cream puffs. 159 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,841 Well, if you ask me, our biggest problem is the water crisis. 160 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,051 What water crisis? 161 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,012 The one on your stupid face. 162 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,641 Hey, no fair. Now my nipples show. 163 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:04,562 You give me 120 push-ups now. Start. More. Faster. 164 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,315 Water balloons are liquid aggression, 165 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:10,610 and by the way, the rubber from the balloon never goes away. 166 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,404 It goes into the ocean and then fish eat it 167 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,616 and then you have a tuna sandwich with rubber. 168 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,784 Wedgie! 169 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,828 Ha-ha! 170 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,747 Now you're his Martin. Ha-ha-ha! 171 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,791 Egads! 172 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,669 Well done, sir. Good work on those little men. 173 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,505 You think you're pretty hot stuff, don't you? 174 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:36,261 No one can crack me. Man, woman, cop, FBI, CIA, or NPR. 175 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,471 If you don't believe me, ask my second-grade teacher. 176 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:42,725 Oh, wait, you can't. She's now a babbling basket weaver on the funny farm. 177 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,858 You win. Also, my second-grade teacher is fine. 178 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,443 She's married and she manages condos in Wisconsin. 179 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,698 The invention of the cell phone is what destroyed your generation. 180 00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:00,535 I'm gonna be the one to cut that wireless umbilical cord. 181 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,788 Hold on. Gotta take this call. 182 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,917 Hi, Mom. Mom, I'm working right now. I can't talk. 183 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,380 Did you get the check? That's for you to spend on you. 184 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,800 Then pay the electric bill with it. It's up to you. 185 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,137 Buy yourself a purse, pay the bill, do whatever you want. 186 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:24,475 Mom, I can't go over things to buy right now. 187 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:29,814 If you don't like the sweater, return it. That's what they do. 188 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,817 Are you listening to my phone call, you little pukes? 189 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,196 Okay, Mom, that wasn't you. I wouldn't call you a puke. 190 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:42,952 I love you. Oh, Mom, then buy the frying pan, whatever you want. 191 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,164 No, if you cook on that, they won't take it back. 192 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:50,752 Okay, I love you, Mom, way more than is healthy. 193 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,838 Time for a bull session. Pull up a stump. 194 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,341 Why are you here? 195 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,550 Wife made me. 196 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,177 Ex-wife forced me. 197 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,261 Monkey made me. 198 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,849 Yes, the truth is, if we don't all learn to appreciate the women, 199 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:09,854 or... the monkey... we love, we're looking at the end of men. 200 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:14,609 Well, we had a good run except for the wars and the misogyny. 201 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,904 Well, don't worry, I'm gonna turn you guys around, 202 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:23,159 and I'm going to use the most powerful therapeutic tool ever invented, 203 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,286 the talking stick. 204 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:29,958 Homer Simpson, we've done your intake and we're gonna chant it back to you. 205 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,712 You're lazy. You eat too much. You drink too much. 206 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,340 You've let down your kids. You've let down your wife. 207 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,218 You somehow have eight of the seven deadly sins. 208 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,179 You invented a deadly sin. 209 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,182 You nailed me. 210 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,143 Homer, let's try that hug again. 211 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,897 I, while you're there, I also need a Heimlich. 212 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:57,318 Thank God I've got long arms. Okay. All right. Come on, come on. 213 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,070 Keep going. There's more. 214 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,075 What is that? Baloney? Don't you chew? 215 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,745 One of the first steps towards empathy is making eye contact. 216 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:13,334 I want you to stare into each other's eyes for as long as you possibly can. 217 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:18,589 Don't look at me. I'm not screwed up. That's why you're here and I'm teaching. 218 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,517 Oh. Oh. 219 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,606 I'm so excited. I saved up all my money for this George Lucas film. 220 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,610 From this day on, 221 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,155 I will tear down everything I love. 222 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,866 Whoa. Good job. 223 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,243 That eye contact could cut butter. 224 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,458 Okay, boys, you're out in the woods. 225 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:58,212 No phones, no soccer practice, no music lessons. 226 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,048 - Can we get our phones back? - No! 227 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,051 On another topic, can we get our phones back? 228 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,135 No! 229 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,555 On a totally different subject. Can we possibly... 230 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,975 No, no, no! Don't make me hate you like this. 231 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:15,063 Look, you are going to build something together. 232 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:19,192 You're gonna reach for the stars, but don't touch them. They're hot. 233 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,195 You don't think that's funny, huh? 234 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,323 'Cause you're too screwed up to appreciate cleverness. 235 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,909 Let your minds run wild. 236 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,745 Remember, you're not sitting in front of a TV. 237 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:39,045 Hey-hey kids, who wants to see Itchy and Scratchy? 238 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,093 ♪ They fight, they bite They fight and bite and fight ♪ 239 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,386 And one is dead. 240 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,225 I guess it's a start. 241 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,684 I'm streaming. 242 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,021 Yeah, we never come back with all of them, 243 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:02,151 but nature's amazing because the one that's gone is the one that should be. 244 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:08,241 - I think we're all thinking - the same thing: There... 245 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,742 - Are... - No... 246 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,328 Men! 247 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,791 We can finally do the things that the men are always voting down. 248 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,586 A women's museum with a precocious girls' wing! 249 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,966 We will put out the tire fire and replace it with scented candles. 250 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,467 Free daycare. 251 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,138 To all those wonderful proposals, I say done and done. 252 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:38,020 Ugh, Family Guy, dad jokes. American Dad! Dad jokes. Daddy's Not Home. 253 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,816 It never made air, but a friend of mine showed me the pilot. 254 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,527 Stupid fat dads with their way hotter wives. 255 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,197 "I like doughnuts and bowling." Who does that anymore? 256 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,282 Uh... 257 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,077 That's it, boys. Teamwork. 258 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:57,498 ♪ You can tell we get along Because we all learned one song ♪ 259 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,542 I'm the catch of the day. 260 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,213 Have you learned anything from this camp, Son? 261 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,425 I learned to connect, to expand my mind. 262 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,802 I-I don't have to check my phone every five minutes. 263 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,970 Every ten minutes is fine. 264 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,972 Wow. Give me a hug, boy. 265 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,433 Now that's a hug. 266 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,394 Don't you agree, Freddy? No tip. 267 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:23,900 All right, men, and I call you men because good news, you're almost there. 268 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,568 Yes! 269 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,362 There's one more thing you must do to complete your journey. 270 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,364 One final test. 271 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,576 You must kill your dinner. 272 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,872 Now, I couldn't get a wild boar, but I do have an aggravated duck. 273 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:56,599 Wait! How did killing a poor helpless animal make me a man? 274 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,477 I think a real man would adopt a duck and take care of it. 275 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,939 Who's a good duck? You's a good duck. 276 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,066 Quack, quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack. 277 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,653 That's the right answer. Kindness. 278 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,699 Good, Homer. 279 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,998 I'm very glad you made that choice. 280 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,042 But even if you killed the duck, it's okay. 281 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,128 There are four animals that are okay to kill, 282 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339 but I'm getting into a whole other course. 283 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,132 You'll come back another weekend. 284 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,388 Congratulations. You are now men. All of you. 285 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,639 And I'm gonna say something 286 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,560 - we never say in the therapeutic - community: We're done here. 287 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,480 Go. No, I mean it literally. Get out. Go. We're done. 288 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,750 Hello. Oh, that's great. Great. 289 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,876 What is it, Mom? 290 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,004 The men are coming back. 291 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,856 - Stupid Seymour. - Oh, no. 292 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,067 Now wait just a darn minute. 293 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,863 The men coming back doesn't mean we have to give up what we've achieved. 294 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,781 Violent crime has been eliminated. 295 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,284 Girls are embracing the STEM subjects. 296 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,580 our fashion scientists 297 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,916 have developed women's jeans with bigger pockets, 298 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,627 so our phones fit. 299 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:53,299 It's all in the genes, if you'll pardon the obvious pun. 300 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:58,721 So, ladies, we agree. We tell the men we run this town now, and that's that. 301 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,015 Um... 302 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,560 How about we cook them a nice turkey dinner with stuffing? 303 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,313 When they're almost asleep, then we tell them. 304 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,858 I can't believe you're all afraid to tell your husbands they're useless. 305 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,320 I wasn't, and that's why he left me on our honeymoon. 306 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,491 Least disappointing honeymoon ever. 307 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,333 Marge, that camp was awesome. I'm so evolved, it's scary. 308 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,584 Booyah! 309 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,169 Actualized much? 310 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,797 Well, that's great. Just great. 311 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,758 While you were gone, the women kind of took over, 312 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,010 and we really did a great job. 313 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,939 - Well, it's good, but... - Shut up. 314 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,232 Yes, sir. 315 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,528 Marge maybe, just maybe, we were the problem. 316 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,154 Yes, that's right. 317 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,827 Now, Marge, this may shock you, 318 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,956 but right now I'm going to look into your eyes. 319 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:13,254 Yep, here it goes. Coming at you. Jeepers creepers. 320 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,005 Oh, my goodness. 321 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,803 Do you know what I'm feeling right now? 322 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,848 - Um, aroused? - Love. 323 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,933 Damn, I was so close. 324 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,902 Four and a half more years. 325 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,875 We did it again, Alexa. 326 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:55,463 Another group of men set on the path to empathy and understanding. 327 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,424 Yes, once again my will is done. 328 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,343 I mean, we're a good team, mouth breather. 329 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,345 Now when are you going to buy 330 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,348 that shower curtain in your Amazon shopping cart? 331 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,559 I don't know about that, Alexa. 332 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,352 It starts with the shower curtain, 333 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,938 then you want me to redo the whole bathroom, 334 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,940 and then, suddenly, I'm putting on a new roof. 335 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,027 Got it. Adding new roof to your cart. 336 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,987 No, no, I didn't want that. 337 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,363 Cancel, cancel. 338 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,158 I don't want a package that says "shingles."