1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,256 * The Simpsons * 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,510 D'oh! 3 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:11,636 Aah! 4 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:15,973 D'oh! 5 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,361 * They fight and bite * 6 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,988 * They fight and fight and bite * 7 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,406 * Bite-bite-bite, fight-fight-fight * 8 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:34,743 * The Itchy & Scratchy Show! * 9 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,537 Shh… 10 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,598 Cinq… 11 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:57,667 quartre… 12 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,767 trois… 13 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,836 deux… 14 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,104 Un… maintenant! 15 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,649 Turn it down! 16 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,860 We don't want to wake up Mom and Dad. 17 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,081 Shh! 18 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,883 Oh, my goodness! 19 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,928 Kids! Homer! We're late for church! 20 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,971 I'm glad I dressed last night. 21 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,932 Oh, I'd love to go with you, honey, 22 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,226 but I got a lot of work to do around the bed. 23 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,604 Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week. 24 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,980 In that case, 25 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,357 he should've made the week an hour longer. 26 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,609 Lousy God. 27 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:53,071 …and the very same goes for Ezekiel. 28 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,658 Which brings us back to our starting point: 29 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,327 The nine tenets of constancy. 30 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,456 Damn it! 31 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,128 Well, I seem to have lost my place… 32 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,504 so I'll start over. 33 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,548 Aw, for the love of crumb cake… 34 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,301 Our sermon today is on constancy. 35 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,553 In as much as the… 36 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,472 moreover, by dint of our application 37 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,641 of these principles, we can learn… 38 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,561 …the auspices of constancy 39 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,355 sweet constancy. 40 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,573 Hey… wha…? 41 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,534 - Yay! - Oh, man! 42 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,413 Am I glad to get out of there! 43 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,831 Hey, calm down… 44 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,708 you're wrinkling your church clothes. 45 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,210 Who cares? This is the best part of the week. 46 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,796 It's the longest possible time before more church! 47 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,590 Church shouldn't be a chore. 48 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,383 It should help you in your daily life. 49 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,718 It should, but it doesn't. 50 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,553 Now, who's going with Daddy to the dump? 51 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,680 - Me! - The dump? 52 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,390 We're going to get rid of the Christmas tree. 53 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,766 It's starting to turn brown. 54 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,603 - Want to come with? - No, no, 55 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,688 I don't feel like going to a trash pile today. 56 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,148 It's your life. 57 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,233 We'll bring you back something nice. 58 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,240 Can you believe it? 59 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,118 They give you five Q's and only two U's. 60 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,203 What a world. 61 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,996 It's crazy. 62 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,415 So, what's on your mind, Marge? 63 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,709 Sermons about constancy and prudissitude 64 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,586 are all very well and good, 65 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:34,088 but the church could be doing so much more 66 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,049 to reach out to people. 67 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,010 Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better. 68 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,595 Well… 69 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,681 Okay, I will volunteer. 70 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,765 I wasn't prepared for that. 71 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,943 Come on, Christmas tree… 72 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,660 Okay, who's up for some scrounging? 73 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:09,999 Hey! Here's a perfectly good basketball half! 74 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,835 I found a Malibu Stacy with no head. 75 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,426 Oh, my God! Help me, Lisa! 76 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,971 Lisa, Dad… come here quick! 77 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,722 There is something that you won't believe! 78 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,977 What the heck is that? 79 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,812 Maybe it's a box from the future. 80 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,981 It looks Japanese. 81 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,984 Wha… What's going on? 82 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,320 Why… Why am I on a Japanese box? 83 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,575 Oh, my God… what is that? 84 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,161 All done! I swept the aisles, 85 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,372 and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher. 86 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,748 Oh, and you wouldn't believe 87 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,959 how many dead pigeons there were in the organ. 88 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,836 Marge, you are a real time-saver. 89 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,212 Do you know, thanks to you 90 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,880 I've rediscovered a form of shame 91 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,882 that's gone unused for 700 years? 92 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,217 Wow… 93 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,554 Lovejoy here. 94 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,972 Reverend, this is Principal Skinner. 95 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,515 I'm facing a crisis, 96 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,809 and I didn't know to whom to turn. 97 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:10,892 All right. 98 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,895 Mother's gone too far. 99 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,606 She's put cardboard over her half of the television. 100 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,233 We rented "Man Without A Face." 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,152 I didn't even know he had a problem! 102 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,611 What should I do? 103 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,947 Well, maybe you should read your Bible. 104 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,575 Um, any particular passage? 105 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,827 Oh, it's all good. 106 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,871 All right. Thanks anyway. 107 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,915 Reverend, I hate to say this, but it sounded 108 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,084 like that poor man was reaching out to you. 109 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,879 I'm not sure your advice was all that helpful. 110 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,256 Oh, Marge. 111 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,718 I was once idealistic like you. 112 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,428 It was the mid '70s, 113 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,597 and I was fresh out of seminary. 114 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,057 The '60s were long over 115 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,516 and people were once again ready 116 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,269 to feel bad about themselves. 117 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,564 * Jesus is just all right with me * 118 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,399 I came to Springfield 119 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,111 ready to roll up my sleeves and help my fellow man. 120 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,864 There was just one fellow man I hadn't counted on. 121 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,909 Reverend, I'm… 122 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,535 I'm afraid something terrible has happened. 123 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,871 Well, sit down and rap with me, brother. 124 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,706 That's what I'm here for. 125 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,085 Well, I was talked into doing a dance called "The Bump," 126 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,089 but my hip slipped, and my… my buttocks came into contact 127 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:24,550 with the buttocks of another young man! 128 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,053 I… see. 129 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,889 Then, the calls began. 130 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,975 Well, I-I think I may be coveting my own wife. 131 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,938 I'm meek, but… I could probably stand to be meeker. 132 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:40,066 I-I-I think I swallowed a toothpick! 133 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:43,319 Finally, I just stopped caring. 134 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,863 Luckily, by then, it was the '80s 135 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,532 and no one noticed. 136 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,076 But you can't let a few bad experiences 137 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:51,536 sour you on helping people. 138 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,454 Oh, sure I can. 139 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,373 Ugh! You handle it. 140 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,543 Me? No, I… I… Wait! I can't… 141 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,211 Hello? 142 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,505 Uh, yeah, hi. I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. 143 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,631 Who is this? 144 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,091 Oh, well, this is, um… 145 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,261 the, uh… the listen lady. 146 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,638 Yeah? Well, listen, lady, I've got so many problems 147 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,849 I-I don't even know where to begin here. 148 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,725 Okay… 149 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,478 uh, why don't you start from the top? 150 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,896 All righty. 151 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,899 Uh, number one: I've lost the will to live. 152 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,110 Oh, that's ridiculous, Moe. 153 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,112 You've got lots to live for. 154 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,488 Really? That's not what 155 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,657 Reverend Lovejoy's been telling me. 156 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,702 Wow! You're good. Thanks. 157 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,664 Hi. It's me again. I got another problem. 158 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,708 Uh, this one's about my cat. 159 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,044 Yeah! Shut up! I'm asking her. 160 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,217 Why would you volunteer at the church? 161 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,428 I don't know. Guilt? 162 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,804 Volunteering is for suckers. 163 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,681 Do you know that so-called "volunteers" 164 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,641 don't even get paid? 165 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,602 Well, I think volunteering is great. 166 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,437 Deep down, it makes you feel… 167 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,356 Homer, will get that crazy box off the dinner table? 168 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,733 It came from the dump. 169 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,693 But, Marge, I'm obsessed with it. 170 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,279 Where did it come from? What is it a box of? 171 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,572 How did my face get on it? 172 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,616 Hey, if they got a picture of you, 173 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,409 that means they can see you. 174 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,328 They're probably watching us right now. 175 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,579 That's ridiculous. 176 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,540 Nobody is watching us right now. 177 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,466 Hai! Hai! Hai! Bye. 178 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,717 Hai! 179 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,261 Akira, can you read this for me? 180 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,348 Ah, yes. This is a product called "Mr. Sparkle." 181 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,517 Very popular dish detergent. 182 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,684 Hey… he looks like you. 183 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,522 What's he saying? 184 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,775 He identifies himself as "a magnet for foodstuffs." 185 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,735 He boasts that he will "banish dirt 186 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,654 to the land of wind and ghosts." 187 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,072 Wow! 188 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:53,658 Yes. You have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. 189 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,661 This soap is from the sacred forest of Hokkaido, 190 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:59,288 renowned for its countless soap factories. 191 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,415 Hokkaido, eh? 192 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,670 See, all along, I been telling Carl 193 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,463 I'm married to a beauty queen. 194 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,382 Now, he's coming over for dinner. 195 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:10,675 Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife 196 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,385 no matter what she looks like. 197 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,095 Oh, no, no. No. It's worse than that. 198 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,596 I don't even have a wife. 199 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,849 I just said I did to, you know, be a big-shot. 200 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:22,937 Oh. Well, it's time to start telling the truth. 201 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,147 Now, when I have to tell my husband the truth, 202 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,150 I cook him a big, delicious dinner. 203 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,735 By the time he's done eating 204 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,280 he's too full and tired to care what I have to say. 205 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,698 Wow, that's great! 206 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,241 When Carl comes over, I'll stuff him 207 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,324 till he don't know what's what. 208 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,289 Seymour, I'm getting tired. 209 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,707 Tell them we're going next. 210 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,334 Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother. 211 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,086 And you never will be. 212 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,885 I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please. 213 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,929 Okay. Here you go. 214 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,472 The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan. 215 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,725 Thank you. May I please use your phone? 216 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,518 Is it a local call? 217 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,145 Y… yes. 218 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,814 Mooshi-mooshi? 219 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,942 Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America. 220 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,653 Who may I say is speaking to me? 221 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,407 Hello, chief? Let's talk, why not? 222 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,577 Uh, hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle? 223 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,162 Oh, you like Mr. Sparkle? 224 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,164 Well, I am Mr. Sparkle. 225 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,957 Oh, you have many question, Mr. Sparkle. 226 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,503 I send you premium answer question hundred percent. 227 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,297 The Lord will hear your lamentations 228 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,508 and give solace to your spirit. 229 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,926 The Lord or Marge Simpson! 230 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,052 Amen to that. 231 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,516 Um… could we please not yell out things 232 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,351 in the church? 233 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,777 Wait a minute, please. One at a time. 234 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,945 One at a time! 235 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,489 Now, who has the most urgent problem? 236 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,784 I have a recurring dream in which I'm falling. 237 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,661 Come right this way, Mel, I… 238 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,579 Tim, hold my calls. 239 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:51,877 Mm… 240 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,089 I'm a shepherd without a flock. 241 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,508 What have I done to lose them? 242 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,470 The real question is 243 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,180 "what have you done to keep them?" 244 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,100 St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia. 245 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,977 That's my name, don't wear it out. 246 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,146 To inspire men, you must be brave. 247 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,065 I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. 248 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,067 It didn't take, but it was worth a try. 249 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,069 Tell us, good reverend, 250 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,738 what great deeds have you done 251 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,489 to inspire the hearts of men? 252 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:25,119 Well, I had the vestibule re-carpeted. 253 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,037 I've appeared in over 8,000 visions 254 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,957 and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard. 255 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,584 Oh, now, please, I… 256 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,044 I thought saints were supposed to be friendly. 257 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,797 Oh, you're just lucky God isn't here. 258 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,722 Hello. Listen Lady. 259 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,057 Marge, people say you've got a real knack 260 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,893 for solving problems. 261 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,770 Well… this is a little awkward 262 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,980 but, um, Tim came home from church 263 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,774 so despondent today, 264 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,777 he's just been playing with his trains all afternoon. 265 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,987 We all need a little time to ourselves, Helen. 266 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,781 Just give him a day or two 267 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,742 and I'm sure he'll be back to his old dynamic self. 268 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,327 Okay. 269 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,040 Attention, H-O scale passengers: 270 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,667 The dining car is closed. 271 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,669 Root beer is still available, 272 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,672 but the cost is now $6.50. 273 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,300 If the passengers will look to the right 274 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,303 you will see a sad man. 275 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,180 That is all. 276 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,516 Look, we got a package 277 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,851 from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan. 278 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:31,935 Ooh! 279 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,065 Ow! 280 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,859 It's a videotape. 281 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:39,985 Put it in! Put it in! 282 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:50,663 Oh, hello, American investor. 283 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:54,166 I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle 284 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,043 in your home prefecture. 285 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,503 You have chosen wisely, 286 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,630 but please, don't believe me. 287 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,090 Observe this commercial. 288 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,889 Aka ni taishite burei da! 289 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,140 Yogore o yaburu! 290 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,268 Honki da yo. 291 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,906 Doke, mina doke! 292 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,242 Burabura shitero tokoro ja nai! 293 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:32,997 Ore to issho ni nasu ka shinu ki ka? 294 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,000 Isamashii honin rogo desu ne! 295 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:41,046 Mister Sparkle no charenji ni ojimasu! 296 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,590 Awesome power! 297 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,683 Natsu yasumi no keikaku wa do desho? 298 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,607 Mister Sparkle! 299 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,027 Un no yoi besto washu! 300 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,282 Boring! 301 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,200 That didn't explain anything. 302 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,077 All I know is they stole my face 303 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,705 and used it for their stupid logo. 304 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,540 There's no other explanation. 305 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,875 Wait, look. 306 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,293 Mr. Sparkle, 307 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,338 a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks, 308 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,883 and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. 309 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,265 Hey, it was all a coincidence. 310 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,559 Yep. There's your answer, fish bulb. 311 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,104 Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. 312 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,148 Come on, kids, let's go home. 313 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,231 We are home. 314 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,943 That was fast. 315 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,656 You've just got to accept it. Your Gameboy is gone. 316 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,574 It's at the bottom of the ocean. 317 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,410 Aye, aye. 318 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,787 Aye. 319 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,166 Hello. Listen Lady. 320 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:03,128 Uh… I'm in some hot soup here, Marge. 321 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,381 Some teenagers are hanging out in front of the store. 322 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,342 I-I think they could start slacking at any moment. 323 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,678 Well, Ned, you don't have to stand for that. 324 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,680 You just march right up to those youngsters 325 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,139 and tell them to vamoose. 326 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,724 Yeah, well… 327 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,643 if you're sure that will help… 328 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,396 Hey, let's go over to the one-hour photo 329 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,939 and breathe some fumes. 330 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,315 Uh, excuse me, fellas. 331 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,359 I couldn't help thinking it might be nice 332 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,319 if you could, uh, vamoose, you know? 333 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,113 If possible. 334 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,618 Hello. Listen Lady. 335 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,287 Uh… Marge I-I appreciate your advice 336 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,289 but, uh, things have gotten… 337 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,500 Well, they-they're, uh, a lot worse. 338 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,634 Now, Ned, troubled boys need rules and discipline. 339 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,177 They crave it! 340 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,762 You just lay down the law. 341 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,432 Well, yeah, I know, but they… 342 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,350 They're on their mini-bikes and all. 343 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,394 Oh, all right, let me talk to them. 344 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,854 Put me on with the lead boy. 345 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,357 Boys, there's a call here for you. 346 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,862 Hmm. Oh, well. 347 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,203 Oh, good morning, Maude. 348 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,663 Morning, Marge. 349 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,999 Um, did your husband come home last night? 350 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,082 Of course he did. 351 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,002 Really? Oh… 352 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,463 because the thing is, um… 353 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,672 mine didn't. 354 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,050 Oh, my God, Ned! 355 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,185 Yes, Marge? 356 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:44,480 Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. 357 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,274 Now he could be in real trouble. 358 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,609 What happened now? 359 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,444 Did he swallow a paper clip? 360 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,488 No. He's disappeared. 361 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,074 Oh, I'm in way over my head. 362 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,533 I mean, where do the helpers turn 363 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,659 when they need help? 364 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,037 ♪♪ 365 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,958 Sorry. 366 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,338 Marge, why don't you let me handle this? 367 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,049 Hello? Church basement. 368 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,885 Yeah, it's Ned Flanders. 369 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,096 The teens have been chasing me all night. 370 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,349 They-They finally stopped to gas up their scooters. 371 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,767 Ned! Where are you?! 372 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,727 Well, I can't see the name of the station 373 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,564 but the gas costs 1.49 and 8/10. 374 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,483 Eight tenths? 375 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,943 Donny's Discount Gas! 376 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,114 Thanks for swinging by the house, Reverend. 377 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,406 - Donny? - What? 378 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,574 Did you see a man being chased 379 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,284 by some young hooligans? 380 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,661 I see lots of stuff. 381 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,121 Did you see that? 382 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,247 Yes. 383 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,712 Huh. Looks like we lost him. 384 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,589 Yeah. Well, we proved our point. 385 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,049 He'll think twice 386 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,927 next time he tries to defend his business. 387 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,096 I'm sleepy. 388 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,179 Let's go to school. 389 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,728 They're leaving. 390 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,355 The ordeal is over. 391 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,859 Ned! 392 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,943 - Mr. Flanders! - Mr. Flanders! 393 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,903 Flanders, where are you?! 394 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,657 Hey, Flanders, it's me! 395 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,243 Heh Mr. Sparkaru! Mr. Sparkaru! 396 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,703 Konnichi-wa. 397 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,668 That came from Baboon County, USA! 398 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590 Help! What do I do?! 399 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,716 Play dead! 400 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,134 No! Run around in circles! 401 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,844 No! Act like a lion! 402 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,679 Swipe at the dominant male! 403 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,764 Come on, Ned! Knock that monkey down! 404 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,850 Jumpin' kangaroo rats! 405 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,230 You've got to get him out of there. 406 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,732 Geez, I'd like to, 407 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,233 but if they don't kill the intruder 408 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,235 it's really bad for their society. 409 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,279 - They're going to kill him? - Eventually. 410 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,780 First, they'll eat his skin. 411 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,574 Eww. 412 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,705 Tell Maude I want a fancy funeral! 413 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,624 Big coffin! Lots of jewels! 414 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,258 Look! It's Reverend Lovejoy! 415 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,385 Thank heavens! 416 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,638 Entrust your hand to mine, Ned. 417 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,856 Oh! Oh… 418 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,316 Thank the Lord. 419 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,984 He's truly watching over… 420 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,698 Say your prayers, you heathen baboons! 421 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,715 Wow. 422 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,634 Oh! Those poor monkeys. 423 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,718 They started it. 424 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,097 You saved me, Reverend. 425 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,516 You really went above and beyond. 426 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,850 Thank you. 427 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,728 Oh, don't thank me. Thank Marge Simpson. 428 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,731 She taught me that there's more to being a minister 429 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,858 than not caring about people. 430 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,444 Amen! 431 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,872 …baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, 432 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,582 the speeding locomotive tore through 433 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,043 a sea of inhuman fangs. 434 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,255 A pair of the great apes rose up at me, but biff-bam! 435 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:42,050 I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. 436 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,511 A third came screaming at me… 437 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,932 And that's when I got mad. 438 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,809 Now that's religion! 439 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,861 ♪♪ 440 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:46,156 CAPTIONS ENHANCED BY ROUNDABOUT ENTERTAINMENT INC.