1 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:05,355 [ALARM BUZZES] 2 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,040 It's time. 3 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,585 WOMAN: Hey there... 4 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:30,506 ...good morning. How are you today? 5 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,050 Hey. What are you doing up? 6 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,260 Moo. 7 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,513 Is that Daddy? 8 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,685 Hey there, cowgirl. 9 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:47,272 She's a little feisty today. 10 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,401 Babies should be sleeping. 11 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,237 LISA: "I'm too hungry for my own good." Yes. 12 00:01:58,075 --> 00:01:59,576 I gotta get ready. 13 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,040 [CLEARS THROAT] 14 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,293 Wrong day to be forgetting stuff. 15 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,755 You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up. 16 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:13,924 All right! Jesus. 17 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,095 -She go back to sleep? -Yes. Ate like a pig. 18 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:22,804 I know I'm lucky. I ace this job, the department's wide open. 19 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:28,434 Get my own division someday. You should see their houses. 20 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:31,066 [PHONE RINGS] 21 00:02:35,279 --> 00:02:36,655 Hello? 22 00:02:40,409 --> 00:02:41,410 Well, yes. 23 00:02:42,411 --> 00:02:43,829 Don't worry, I will. 24 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,957 He's right here. It's Alonzo. 25 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:54,924 -Hello. ALONZO: Hoyt? 26 00:02:55,132 --> 00:02:56,174 Yes, sir. 27 00:02:56,425 --> 00:02:59,094 -Going to roll call? -I'm leaving now. 28 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:00,429 -Hoyt? -Yes, sir? 29 00:03:00,596 --> 00:03:04,182 -Fairies go to roll call. We don't. -Good to know. 30 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:07,561 There's a coffee shop on 7th. Be there at 10. 31 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,315 Be in comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun? 32 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:15,319 -Only the standard issue Beretta. -Bring it. Cuffs too. 33 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,989 Maybe we'll do some business. We're aggressive. 34 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:23,698 I know. That's why I signed up. I want to thank you for this-- 35 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,038 [DIAL TONE BUZZES] 36 00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:34,713 What's wrong? 37 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:39,384 Feels like football tryouts. 38 00:03:39,593 --> 00:03:43,555 I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad. 39 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:46,516 Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today. 40 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:50,520 -I know it's gonna work out. -You do? 41 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:04,409 [WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO] 42 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,337 Good morning, sir. 43 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,051 No, thank you, ma'am. 44 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,720 Get some chow in you. My dollar. 45 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,223 Thank you, sir, but I ate. 46 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,724 Fine. Don't. 47 00:04:34,398 --> 00:04:36,024 It's nice here. 48 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:38,443 May I read? 49 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,363 -I'm sorry, sir. |-- -Thank you. 50 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:46,035 -I'll get something to eat. -Hell, no you won't. You fucked up. 51 00:04:46,243 --> 00:04:48,828 I'm trying to read. Please shut up. 52 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:12,060 I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer. 53 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,276 Tell me a story, Hoyt. 54 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:24,239 -Like my story? -Not your story, a story. 55 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:29,077 Since you can't shut up so I can read, tell me a story. 56 00:05:29,286 --> 00:05:31,413 - I don't know any. -You don't? 57 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,165 -No. -I'll tell you one. 58 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:37,669 This is a newspaper, right? It's 90 percent bullshit. 59 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:40,422 But it's entertaining. So I read it. 60 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:45,131 It entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me. 61 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:47,637 Tell me a story now. Go. 62 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:51,141 -There was a DUI stop. -A DUI stop? 63 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,018 Let me load up! 64 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:56,230 -A DUI? Oh, shit! -Well, |- 65 00:05:56,438 --> 00:05:59,441 -Listen, we were on mid watch-- -We who? 66 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,611 -Oh, me and Debbie. -Who's Debbie? 67 00:06:03,612 --> 00:06:05,989 Debbie Maxwell, my training officer. 68 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,409 -A female training officer? -Yes, sir. 69 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,829 Okay. All right. 70 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:14,706 Was she black, white? 71 00:06:14,915 --> 00:06:16,291 She was white. 72 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,711 -Lick-her license? -A what? 73 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:23,298 A lick-her license. Was she a dyke, a lesbian? 74 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:26,802 -Is she any good? -She's pretty good. 75 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,430 -Okay, Debbie, mid watch. Go. -Right. 76 00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:31,723 -It was a quiet night-- -Boom! 77 00:06:31,932 --> 00:06:35,852 -What the fuck? -You never know, that's the point. Go. 78 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,563 It was quiet and we're rolling... 79 00:06:38,814 --> 00:06:42,317 ...I'm driving. This Acura, just a beautiful car... 80 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:47,026 ...comes out a side street, all over the median. | hit the wailer. 81 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,701 He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over. 82 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,829 Plates run clean, so I test and arrest. 83 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:57,332 I'm belting in our unit, and she's tossing his car. 84 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:02,083 She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns. 85 00:07:02,504 --> 00:07:05,048 -No shit? -No shit! So... 86 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:09,094 ...she calls and I'm searching. I find 500 grams of meth. 87 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,222 Turns out he's on bail for distribution... 88 00:07:12,681 --> 00:07:16,059 ...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial. 89 00:07:16,268 --> 00:07:17,310 Boom. 90 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:21,064 -Prevented a murder. -You got him. It's amazing. 91 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:24,192 It is. That you're out there... 92 00:07:24,401 --> 00:07:28,901 ...with a fine bitch for a year and the best story you can tell me... 93 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:31,533 ...Is a drunk stop. 94 00:07:34,578 --> 00:07:39,078 But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you? 95 00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:44,129 Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass. 96 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,256 In the back, bam! Code X. 97 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:49,217 - I got a wife. -You got a dick. 98 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,097 -You do have one, don't you? -Yes. 99 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:57,767 Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets. 100 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,814 In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill. 101 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:14,367 Grab that menu off that window for me. 102 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,168 Get in, it's unlocked. 103 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,009 Throw that in the glove box. 104 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,138 -This is not from the motor pool. -No. Sexy, though, huh? 105 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:40,306 -Where's the office, at division? -You're in the office. 106 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,356 Going up. 107 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:11,216 Today is a training day. 108 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:14,553 Give you a taste of the business. 109 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:17,347 I got 38 cases pending trial... 110 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:20,809 ...63 active investigations, 250 I can't clear. 111 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,188 I supervise five officers. Five personalities. 112 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:27,148 Five sets of problems. You could be six. 113 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:29,734 I ain't holding no hands. 114 00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:32,946 You got today to show me what you're made of. 115 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:37,200 You don't like Narcotics, get the fuck out of my car... 116 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:40,537 ...get a job chasing bad checks. You hear me? 117 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,330 -I hear you. -Okay. 118 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,918 ALONZO: Why do you want to be a narc? 119 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:51,711 To serve my community by ridding it of dangerous drugs. 120 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,759 Right, but why a narc? 121 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,887 I want to make detective. 122 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,973 Stick with me, you can do it. 123 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,601 Unlearn that academy shit. 124 00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:05,687 Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed. 125 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,273 I'll do anything you want me to do. 126 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,986 My nigga. 127 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:15,947 Roll your window down. Start there. 128 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,703 -Got to hear it, smell I, taste it. -Right. 129 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:25,415 -How's your Espafriol? -Mas o menos. 130 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:26,917 Learn that shit. 131 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:29,377 That will get you killed. 132 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:32,714 They plot all kinds of shit behind your back. 133 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:37,302 You gonna teach me that old-school Rodney King shit? 134 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:40,222 We don't roll like that no more. 135 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,764 Now we use this. 136 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,059 These niggas are too strong. 137 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,521 -Think I'm crazy? - I don't know what to think. 138 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:49,439 -Yeah? -Yeah. 139 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:51,232 Good. 140 00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:56,905 Good. 141 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,449 [MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO] 142 00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:05,997 [ALONZO SINGS] 143 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,291 ALONZO: Been married long? 144 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,251 JAKE: About a year. -Yeah? 145 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,337 -You got a kid? -A girl, 9 months. 146 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:17,259 I got four. Boys. 147 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:20,803 You need a son, I'll hook your lady up. Can't miss. 148 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:26,143 Can we not talk about my family, all right? 149 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,352 I respect that. 150 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,939 I'm married, I got my queen too. 151 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:33,566 I remember having a young bride. 152 00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:37,028 You probably fuck her face-to-face, don't you? 153 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,947 Let's not talk about her. 154 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,868 That's my point. You're so in love, it's coming right out. 155 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,995 The day you bring that here is the day... 156 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,958 ...you don't make it back. Hide it deep inside of you. 157 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,544 The maggots out here will find it... 158 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,380 ...use it against you and chew you up. 159 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,882 Never wear the ring to work. 160 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,511 -I'm serious about that. -Thanks. 161 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,628 JAKE: What's here? 162 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,089 Transactions. 163 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:43,883 You see that guy trying to act like he's not slanging dope? 164 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:47,348 -Yeah. -That's my boy. 165 00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:50,101 That's my boy, Neto. 166 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,562 Only 17, but he can Kill. 167 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,399 -Works for me. -He's an informant? 168 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,692 Teammate. I got eyes everywhere. 169 00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:02,401 He gets to make some cash. Lets me know when big things happen. 170 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,116 Big transactions. 171 00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:11,038 -You trust him? -Damn right I do. 172 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:15,710 Sprung his mom from INS detention. Here we go. Watch this. 173 00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:22,421 That's right. Come on down. 174 00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,887 Come on. Look at it. Sexy, ain't it? 175 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,807 That's right. 176 00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:32,435 -See the hand-to-hand? - I saw it. 177 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,939 -When was your last felony stop? -Two weeks ago. 178 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,232 You need practice. 179 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,777 -College kids. -They'll get an education today. 180 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,114 I want them grabbing glass. You take the back. 181 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,075 Stay off of the ROVER. 182 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,744 Let's go. 183 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,084 -You little fuckers. -Run, baby, run. 184 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,807 Police! Let's see your hands! 185 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,768 Put them up! Put them up! 186 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:16,521 Put your hands on the windshield! 187 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:21,230 -Put your hands on the glass. -Driver, put it in park! 188 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:25,696 -It's a stick shift! -Throw the keys out the window! 189 00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,282 Put your hands on your chest! 190 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,412 All right, fork it over. 191 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,788 -What? -You know. 192 00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:36,624 The marijuana. Give it to me! 193 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,960 -Give it! -Sorry, sir. 194 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:43,669 -Shut up! Give me that pipe. -My mom gave me that pipe. 195 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:48,511 She can pick it up in jail. Give me the cigarettes too. 196 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,140 -Control your suspect! -Palms on the glass! 197 00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:56,807 Move the hands, I'll slap you! Face against the glass! Right there! 198 00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,649 You know this is a gang neighborhood? 199 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,654 -Yeah! -Then don't come down here. 200 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:10,321 I see you down here again, I'll make you walk home. 201 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:14,954 I'll let the homeboys run a train on her. Know what that is? 202 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,331 Yes, sir. 203 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:22,041 All right, gentlemen. Thanks for your cooperation. 204 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,882 Let's go. Safe your iron, son. 205 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,885 Shit! 206 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,312 [ALONZO LAUGHS] 207 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,189 I like that shit. 208 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,484 I like how you move. You were trained well. 209 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:49,193 Check that out. It's a bad dime. See the hairs, undeveloped seeds. 210 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,783 You see how immature it is. 211 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,411 That's classic Mexican garbage. 212 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:57,622 Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's. 213 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,374 To be truly effective... 214 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:04,083 ...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. 215 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,548 A good narcotics agent should have... 216 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:09,925 ...narcotics in his blood. 217 00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:14,263 -What, you gonna smoke that? -No, you are. 218 00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:18,059 -Hell if I am! -Yes. 219 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:19,977 -You're not? -No. 220 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:22,688 -Why? You a Mormon? -I'm not losing my job. 221 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:24,315 -This is your job. - I can't do that. 222 00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:26,067 -Smoke it. -No. 223 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,278 This ain't a test. Take a hit. 224 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:33,408 Listen, I became a cop to stop people from using-- 225 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:38,121 -That ain't cocaine. Take a hit. -No, man. 226 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,544 -Jesus Christ! -Yeah, right. 227 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,463 If I was a dealer, you'd be dead! 228 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,259 Turn shit down out here, and your wife gets a flag. 229 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,011 What's wrong with you? 230 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,805 You know what? 231 00:16:56,014 --> 00:17:00,514 I don't want you in my unit. Get the fuck out of my car, rookie. 232 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,147 Poo butt-ass. 233 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,275 [HORNS HONKING] 234 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,654 MAN: What's the holdup? WOMAN: Move it! 235 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,281 Give me that thing. 236 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,284 I'll smoke it. Give it to me. 237 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,538 You want me to, I'll smoke it. 238 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:37,138 Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigga. Man up. 239 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,681 Go ahead. Get it. 240 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,393 MAN: Come on! -Shut the fuck up and just wait! 241 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,738 -Man the fuck up! Finish that shit! -Geronimo. 242 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,828 Let's go, nigga. Let's go. 243 00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:55,382 Oh, shit! 244 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,146 You okay, kid? 245 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:12,896 That's a man size hit you took. When's the last time you smoked weed? 246 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,821 The last-- Twelfth grade. 247 00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:18,822 We were... 248 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,660 -Well, we were... -Smoking weed. 249 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,412 -Yeah. -Yeah. 250 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,709 Left that out of your service jacket. 251 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,087 I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. 252 00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:37,425 -Didn't know you liked it wet, though. -What's wet? 253 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:42,176 Butt-naked. lll. Sherm. Dust. 254 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:47,514 PCP. Primos. P-dog. 255 00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:50,020 That's what you had. 256 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,690 You couldn't taste it? 257 00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:58,320 -1 never done it. -1 haven't, but you have now. 258 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,246 Shit! 259 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,832 Shit. I'll get piss-tested, and I'll get fired. 260 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,086 The boss has our back. We know before we piss. 261 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,673 -Shit! -Boom! 262 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,341 Why did you do this? 263 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,303 You're an adult. Nobody made you smoke. 264 00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:25,556 You made a decision. Live with it. 265 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,518 Not like I put a gun to your head. 266 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,067 Man... 267 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:54,084 -Oh, man, shit. -Come on, get your shit together now. 268 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,670 This is my dog's house. 269 00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,214 We'll see what he thinks of you. 270 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,938 -Get your ass in here! -Roger, what's up? 271 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,732 -How are they treating you? -All right. 272 00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:19,818 - I didn't wake you up? -I never sleep. 273 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,155 Right. This my new guy, Jake. 274 00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:23,947 Come on. Get in here. 275 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:27,702 Yeah. Time to get my swerve on here! 276 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,330 -What you drinking? -The best. 277 00:21:30,538 --> 00:21:33,457 The best, I know. Best for the best. 278 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:37,629 I heard about Vegas. Got a green light on your ass. 279 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,380 No problem. 280 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,133 Russians want you. I got your back. 281 00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:44,552 I know that. Thank you. 282 00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:50,349 Here. Get that medicine up in you. 283 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,771 -Back to the world. -Back to the world. 284 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,945 Went and got yourself a daisy-fresh rookie. 285 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:14,373 He's high as a motherfucker. What did you give him? 286 00:22:14,582 --> 00:22:17,167 -A little of Mexico's finest. -Yeah. 287 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,633 Garbage. 288 00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:27,010 -Where'd you grow up? -North Hollywood. 289 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,180 -What's your last name? -Hoyt. 290 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,476 Hoyt. Hoyt... 291 00:22:34,602 --> 00:22:37,813 -Strong safety, North Hollywood High. -Right. 292 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,400 -How'd you know that? -How did you? 293 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,528 - I follow all the good players. -No doubt. 294 00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:45,779 [PHONE RINGS] 295 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,616 Excuse me. Shit. 296 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:53,162 -Strong safety, huh? ROGER: It's me. What's up? 297 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:58,626 I can't do anything. Clean up your own mess. Don't call me. 298 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:03,881 Hey! Here's a joke, boy. 299 00:23:04,507 --> 00:23:09,007 Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch. 300 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:13,724 So he picks it up, chucks it into the backyard. 301 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:18,395 Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit... 302 00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:20,314 ...lands in the grass. 303 00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:23,067 Snail lies there dying. 304 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,694 [PAGER BUZZES] 305 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,029 But... 306 00:23:27,238 --> 00:23:30,407 ...snail doesn't die. Soon it can crawl again. 307 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,369 And one day... 308 00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:38,374 ...snail heads back to the front of the house. 309 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,670 Finally, after about a year... 310 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,965 ...the little guy crawls back on the porch. 311 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:49,260 Right then the man walks out of his house... 312 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,679 ...sees this snail again. 313 00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:53,389 So he looks at it... 314 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,433 ...and he says: 315 00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:59,895 "The fuck's your problem?" 316 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:08,362 That's not funny. 317 00:24:08,571 --> 00:24:10,781 What you laughing for then? 318 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:14,410 - I don't know, man. I-- ROGER: Hey! 319 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:18,331 Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out. 320 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:22,793 Nothing to figure out. It's senseless bullshit. 321 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:27,423 -You know-- I already figured it out. ROGER: Really? 322 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,218 -Yeah. -You already figured the streets out? 323 00:24:31,427 --> 00:24:35,264 Well, it's all about smiles and cries. 324 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:38,934 -Put the drink down. What is that? ROGER: Hold on! 325 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,811 Hold on. Smiles and cries. 326 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,565 Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries. I hear you. 327 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:49,237 Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries... 328 00:24:49,445 --> 00:24:53,657 ...because that's all you have, and nobody can take that away. 329 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,912 ALONZO: Oh, shit. 330 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:07,250 What you think, dog? Think this greenhorn can handle undercover? 331 00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:13,548 You were just like him. Same silly-ass look and everything. 332 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,930 Saving the goddamn world. 333 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,643 Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass! 334 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,521 -That was you. -Shit lasted a week. 335 00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:25,689 Gotta get back to it. 336 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,608 Thanks for the snort. 337 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,276 -Good to see you. -Yeah. 338 00:25:29,485 --> 00:25:31,612 Yes, sir. What you doing later? 339 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,781 Stay home. Save some cheddar. 340 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:38,490 My dream's less than a year away. Philippine Islands, here I come. 341 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,788 -Let me go too. -You're invited. 342 00:25:56,846 --> 00:26:01,346 Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better. 343 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:09,567 Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up. 344 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,033 Who are you? 345 00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:22,079 I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you? 346 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:25,458 -I'm a cop. Watch out! -Don't shoot nobody. 347 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:28,085 Get that beer in you for ballast. 348 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:32,047 -No, man. -Get it in you. You'll feel better. 349 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:50,775 Stop the car! 350 00:26:50,983 --> 00:26:52,985 Stop the car! I saw something! 351 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,612 -Just relax. -Stop! 352 00:26:54,862 --> 00:26:57,781 All right! Hold the fuck on-- Hey! 353 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,707 Fuck me, man! Shit. 354 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,879 Police officer! Get away from the girl! 355 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:15,007 -I'm gonna fuck you too, cop! -Get the-- 356 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:51,335 We didn't do shit! Bitch is crazy! 357 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:58,342 Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over! 358 00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:00,343 Fucking ass prick! 359 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,100 My nigga! 360 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:09,186 Go ahead, cowboy, you got mad squabbles. 361 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:13,482 -Thanks for the help. -You should've shot them. 362 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,025 What's happening? 363 00:28:15,234 --> 00:28:17,611 -You're dead! -Okay! Wait! Hold it! 364 00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,738 -You too, white boy! -Okay... 365 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:23,200 -My cousins will blast you fools! -Calm down. 366 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,744 -Calm down. You okay? -No, I'm not! 367 00:28:25,953 --> 00:28:27,955 -Look at my nose! - I see it. 368 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,959 Put ice on it. You'll be fine. What're you doing here? 369 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:34,712 -I was just-- -They probably got AIDS. 370 00:28:34,962 --> 00:28:36,505 Why you not at school? 371 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,007 I was going to a ditch party and-- 372 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,677 You almost became the ditch party. 373 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,513 -Where your cousins from? -Hillside Trece! 374 00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:48,475 -Remember that! -Tell your cousins to get your back. 375 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,853 Grab your bag and go home now. 376 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:54,482 -No! I need a statement-- -Don't need no statement. 377 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,818 -They'll fuck you up. -We gonna let them go? 378 00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:00,404 You wanna beat them up, go ahead. 379 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:04,659 I got a punching bag at home. They should be off the streets. 380 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:06,535 You hear that? 381 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:10,539 -Wanna go home or to jail? CRACKHEAD 1: What you think? 382 00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:15,544 Got room at the booty house. You been there? 383 00:29:17,546 --> 00:29:20,173 -You'll grab your ankles. -Suck my dick! 384 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:23,386 - I know people. -That's how it starts. 385 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,929 What about you? What you got? 386 00:29:26,138 --> 00:29:27,722 -Got nothing? -No. 387 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,266 -You sure? -Yeah. 388 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,686 -Where's your horn? -Got none. 389 00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:37,524 You got money, though. 390 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:41,403 You lied to me! 391 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,740 Lucky I don't make you eat that. 392 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:49,578 Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up! 393 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,628 Yeah. Oh, shit, huh? 394 00:30:05,469 --> 00:30:08,555 Turn around, sucker. Turn around. 395 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,101 So you like raping girls? 396 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,813 -Like to rape girls? -No, man. 397 00:30:16,063 --> 00:30:18,106 -That's what you like? -No... 398 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,777 That what you like? Don't lie. 399 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:25,447 Told me to suck your dick. Is that what you said? 400 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,450 Look at me. 401 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,455 You wanted me to suck your dick, right? 402 00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,873 Isn't that what you said? 403 00:30:35,082 --> 00:30:38,418 Didn't you say suck it? Don't lie. Am I a liar? 404 00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:39,961 You didn't say that? 405 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:43,799 That's not what you said? So I'm lying? 406 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,302 -No, please! -Where is it? I can't find it. 407 00:30:48,095 --> 00:30:49,805 Pull your pants down. 408 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:56,729 Which nut you want? I'll leave you one. 409 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,899 Your choice. Just make a decision. 410 00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:05,237 All right. Put your hands on your head. 411 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:11,118 Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 412 00:31:15,664 --> 00:31:17,457 Lucky I got other business. 413 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:22,166 I'd cut your fucking dick off and stick it up your funky ass. Bitch. 414 00:31:23,422 --> 00:31:27,467 Damn! I'm thirsty. I want a beer. What about you? 415 00:31:27,843 --> 00:31:29,344 You want a beer? 416 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,851 I'm gonna leave you three to it. 417 00:31:42,024 --> 00:31:43,900 CRACKHEAD 2: Pussy-ass bitch! 418 00:31:44,151 --> 00:31:46,862 I see you again, I'll fuck you up! 419 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,531 You won't see shit coming! 420 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:53,243 I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open. 421 00:31:53,452 --> 00:31:55,162 You fucking pig! Come on! 422 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:09,843 -That girl's 14. -She all woman, though. 423 00:32:10,052 --> 00:32:13,764 You tax that ass for days, man! Keep walking, bitch! 424 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,192 You want a beer? 425 00:32:27,486 --> 00:32:31,198 -No, I don't want a beer, man. -No? You mad? 426 00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:45,546 Want to book that $60, huh? 427 00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:48,423 Here, go ahead, book it into evidence. 428 00:32:48,924 --> 00:32:51,217 Where the suspects? Go get them. 429 00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,095 You let them go. 430 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:54,888 -I let them go? -You did. 431 00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:58,266 You want to run and gun, stay in Patrol. 432 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,393 This is Investigations. 433 00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:02,437 Garbage men handle garbage. 434 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:05,398 Professional anglers go after the big fish. 435 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:08,110 Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers... 436 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,988 -They'd have killed you. -They belong in jail. 437 00:33:11,238 --> 00:33:13,782 Why? They got beaten, lost their money. 438 00:33:14,116 --> 00:33:17,452 Hillside's éses will smoke them. What more you want? 439 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,663 - I want justice. -That's not justice? 440 00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:21,832 -That's street justice. -So? 441 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,376 -Let them kill each other? -God willing. 442 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,962 Fuck them! Everybody looking like them. 443 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,256 Reality is, the good guys... 444 00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:32,634 ...they die first. The school kids and moms... 445 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:36,263 ...family men. They the one that catch the stray bullets. 446 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:40,016 To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf. 447 00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:43,103 It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, understand? 448 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,355 What? 449 00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:47,607 -Protect the sheep by killing wolves. - I heard you. 450 00:33:47,816 --> 00:33:50,610 -You didn't hear me. -All right. Whatever. 451 00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:52,570 Whatever the fuck-ever! 452 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:09,171 Do you ever lock anybody up? You seem busy keeping people out. 453 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,006 You don't know shit! 454 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,718 Shit, they build jails because of me! 455 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:19,139 Judges gave over 15,000 man-years of incarceration time... 456 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,893 ...based on my cases. My record speaks for itself. 457 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,020 How many felons have you got? 458 00:34:27,314 --> 00:34:28,565 I rest my case. 459 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:38,613 -I'm not smoking crack, all right? -I'm glad. Put it in the glove box. 460 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,662 Put the $60 in there too. 461 00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:46,249 That'll come in handy. We'll use it like a credit card. 462 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,716 Hey. 463 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:58,220 No matter what I say, you did the right thing. 464 00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:04,559 Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys. 465 00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:07,395 Pretty amazing shit you did back there. 466 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,690 Thanks. 467 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,778 I noticed you applied that choke hold though, huh? 468 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,656 That's a no-no procedure. 469 00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:23,370 - I was getting my ass kicked. -You did what you had to do. 470 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:26,206 You did what you had to do. 471 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,959 That's right. 472 00:35:29,084 --> 00:35:31,753 [HOWLS LIKE A WOLF] 473 00:35:32,379 --> 00:35:34,881 What a wolf does. You a wolf? 474 00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:38,760 Come on, wolf! Come on, dog! 475 00:35:38,844 --> 00:35:41,429 [BOTH HOWLING] 476 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:44,308 No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf. 477 00:35:44,391 --> 00:35:48,891 [BOTH HOWLING] 478 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:52,315 -That's a rooster, give me a wolf! -Give me a beer! 479 00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:54,776 There you go! That's my nigga. 480 00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,405 You got the magic eye, Hoyt. 481 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:01,658 You have the magic eye. 482 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,911 You up your street Q... 483 00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:06,704 ...you'll do some damage, I guarantee. 484 00:36:08,832 --> 00:36:09,833 Crime fighter. 485 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,214 [LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO] 486 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,503 -What you need? -Crack. 487 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:57,631 -Uh, 20 bucks... -Crack? 488 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:04,054 Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? 489 00:37:05,055 --> 00:37:06,723 Fuck you, rookie! 490 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:12,896 Go fetch, dog. 491 00:37:13,313 --> 00:37:14,981 You want me to... 492 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,862 Oh, come on, man, it's... 493 00:37:26,201 --> 00:37:28,536 Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up! 494 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,127 Come on, stop! 495 00:37:35,335 --> 00:37:39,047 Police officer! Police officer! Stop! Come on, man! 496 00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:40,757 Give me a break! Shit! 497 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:45,053 Get out! Get out of here or I call police. 498 00:37:46,221 --> 00:37:50,058 Police officer, ma'am, calm down. I said stop! Stop! 499 00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:52,435 Get the fuck off me. Fuck off. 500 00:37:58,358 --> 00:38:01,736 You're making this so much harder! Just calm down! 501 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:06,529 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 502 00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:10,453 You love this shit, huh? 503 00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:13,164 BLUE: Hey, man, hey! 504 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:14,875 Pick him up! 505 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:18,336 BLUE: Civil rights violating motherfuckers! 506 00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:19,587 Fuck! 507 00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:23,716 BLUE: Watch the fucking legs, man! -Pick his legs up. 508 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:27,971 Ain't got nothing better to do than fuck with me, man? Shit! 509 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,890 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 510 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,809 Who you working for? 511 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:35,812 I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability! 512 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:37,939 Shit! You know you cracking. 513 00:38:38,148 --> 00:38:39,941 I don't sell no more. 514 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,486 -No rocks? -No rocks. 515 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,613 JAKE: But I found this. ALONZO: No, you don't. 516 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,992 That motherfucker planted that shit on me. 517 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:52,412 Put me in the front seat, I'll whup his ass! 518 00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:56,291 Who you working for? 519 00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:00,253 Told you I don't work for nobody, man! 520 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,880 Where the rocks? 521 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,632 I got nothing on me. I gave it up. 522 00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:09,471 Where the rocks? 523 00:39:11,473 --> 00:39:12,640 Open your mouth. 524 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,351 You a doctor now? 525 00:39:14,601 --> 00:39:16,144 A dentist. Open it. 526 00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:18,646 Lift up your tongue. 527 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:23,819 Your partner already searched me. I'm straight. 528 00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,653 Yeah, okay. 529 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,156 You got a pen, got a writing pen? 530 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,827 BLUE: Didn't see the motherfucker coming! 531 00:39:33,495 --> 00:39:34,829 Nothing in there? 532 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:39,125 Nothing, man! 533 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:40,961 Ain't got nothing, huh? 534 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,340 God! 535 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,218 BLUE: Damn! -Now what is that? 536 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:51,138 -Crack, man! -Right. Jimmy crack corn. 537 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:53,640 One, two, three, four, five, six. 538 00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:56,226 Oh, you federally fucked now. 539 00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,521 You got crack and a gun. 540 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:03,483 With your record you'll get 10 years per bullet, you know? 541 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,235 Give me a name, now. 542 00:40:05,944 --> 00:40:09,197 -You know I ain't no snitch! - I know you ain't. 543 00:40:10,198 --> 00:40:11,240 Give me a name. 544 00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:13,994 -Twenty. A name! -Fuck! 545 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,997 That's 30 years! 546 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,666 You want to go to jail or go home? 547 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,168 -He in County. -Who? 548 00:40:22,961 --> 00:40:26,673 This nigga named Sandman. That's all I know! Shit! 549 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,675 -Sandman? -Sandman. 550 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,385 See how easy it was? 551 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,766 -Unhook him. -Sick of this shit, man! 552 00:40:36,975 --> 00:40:38,518 Want the evidence? 553 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,854 -Fuck that, man. -My nigga. 554 00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:55,743 [PHONE RINGS] 555 00:40:55,994 --> 00:40:57,245 BOB: It's Bob. ALONZO: Hello. 556 00:40:57,454 --> 00:40:59,122 -How's it going? -It's Alonzo. 557 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,957 -Got your gang book? -Why? 558 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:05,212 I need a res on a Sandman. He may be in custody. 559 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,714 -Hold on. I'll check. -No problem. 560 00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:10,884 That doesn't fly anymore. Shoving a pen down. 561 00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:13,428 -What if he complains? -To who? 562 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:18,220 23130, 113th Street. Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it? 563 00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:20,059 - I like my badge. -I know where it is. 564 00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:23,771 -Out there by Imperial Courts? -Exactly, uh-huh. 565 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,816 -Thanks a lot. -No problem. 566 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:31,279 -We go after Sandman? -We go after him. 567 00:42:01,601 --> 00:42:03,352 [MEN MUMBLING] 568 00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,329 Opening a Circuit City? 569 00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:23,957 No, unclaimed shit from Property. 570 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,294 Hand it out to my Cl's, witnesses, victims. 571 00:42:27,502 --> 00:42:30,671 Try to help out their families. Put this on. 572 00:42:32,215 --> 00:42:33,674 Come on, let's go. 573 00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:38,676 Intel says she lives here alone. She got two female juveniles... 574 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,474 ...possibly a male juvenile. 575 00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:45,103 -If he's not here, why are we? -To serve this warrant. 576 00:42:45,353 --> 00:42:48,939 -We can't do that. -Yes, we can. We the police. 577 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,526 -Why not get a real warrant? -We trying to get shit done. 578 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,487 Stand over there and don't get me killed. 579 00:42:57,699 --> 00:43:00,993 -Police, we got a search warrant! -L.A.P.D., open up! 580 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,205 WOMAN: Kevin ain't here! 581 00:43:04,414 --> 00:43:06,666 Just open the door! 582 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,418 WOMAN: Kevin ain't here! 583 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,921 -Open the door, ma'am! -He ain't even here! 584 00:43:12,714 --> 00:43:15,049 I said Kevin ain't even over here! 585 00:43:15,258 --> 00:43:17,510 We got a search warrant. Open up. 586 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,679 SANDMAN'S WIFE: Ain't nobody here! 587 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:22,849 Get your big ass down! Right down! Down! 588 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,894 Don't move, spread them out! Don't move! 589 00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:29,230 Anybody in the house? Is anybody in the house?! 590 00:43:29,439 --> 00:43:32,191 My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom! 591 00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:36,446 Okay. I'm gonna clear the house, check it for weapons. 592 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,290 Kitchen's clear! 593 00:43:57,884 --> 00:43:59,093 -Dimitri? -Yeah? 594 00:43:59,761 --> 00:44:01,804 Put your hands up, son. 595 00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:03,931 -Anybody else? -No. 596 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,809 -You sure? -Yeah. 597 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:10,438 Okay, just stay right there. Don't move! Don't you move. 598 00:44:11,022 --> 00:44:14,066 Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them. 599 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:17,737 Sit down and place them on your knees. 600 00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,114 Sit down. We're the good guys. 601 00:44:20,615 --> 00:44:24,035 Just sit down right over there next to your auntie. 602 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,536 Right over there. 603 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,665 House is Code-4. I'm starting the search. 604 00:44:41,219 --> 00:44:43,638 -I wanna see that warrant. -The what? 605 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,598 The warrant. I need a copy. 606 00:44:45,807 --> 00:44:48,684 My partner has it. He'll be out soon. 607 00:44:50,645 --> 00:44:52,021 Where's your backup? 608 00:44:53,231 --> 00:44:56,984 Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation. 609 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:00,155 -You got the gun, don't you? -That's right. 610 00:45:00,363 --> 00:45:03,240 Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop! 611 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,869 -Okay. -You a rookie. 612 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,872 Give me a break, okay? 613 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:17,380 How you doing over there? You cool? Come on. 614 00:45:19,257 --> 00:45:20,716 Don't worry about it, you're cool. 615 00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:22,343 Just stay cool. 616 00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:24,470 All right. 617 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,896 -Ma'am, please sit down. -You act like you pay the rent! 618 00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:34,855 -Sit down! -You all stink! 619 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,609 You gotta get drunk to come up here! 620 00:45:37,817 --> 00:45:39,777 -Sit down now! -Y'all stink! 621 00:45:40,111 --> 00:45:42,238 You're gonna shoot me, boss? 622 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:48,119 Close your eyes. This punk cop is gonna shoot me! 623 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,371 -Sit down, right now! ALONZO: Okay. 624 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:52,290 Okay! Everything is fine. 625 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,292 We made a mistake. 626 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:59,589 Didn't find a damn thing. I'm very sorry. 627 00:46:00,006 --> 00:46:02,299 Thanks for your cooperation. Let's go. 628 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:04,677 -Show me that warrant. -What? 629 00:46:04,886 --> 00:46:07,763 I want to see that goddamn warrant! 630 00:46:11,017 --> 00:46:13,060 Here you go. Let's go! 631 00:46:17,565 --> 00:46:18,774 Shit! 632 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:23,446 Motherfuckers! 633 00:46:23,905 --> 00:46:27,241 Hey, jackers! Give me my money back. 634 00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:30,536 You ain't no police! Give me my money back! 635 00:46:30,787 --> 00:46:35,041 Jackers, why you all standing over there?! Blast them fools! 636 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:38,044 You ain't no police! 637 00:46:38,211 --> 00:46:40,171 I want my money back! 638 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,090 Start, you motherfucker! 639 00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:43,841 Fuck! Gun! 640 00:46:44,050 --> 00:46:46,677 -Just get out of here! -Stay in the car! 641 00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:53,101 Yeah, motherfuckers! 642 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:18,918 JAKE: That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all! 643 00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:21,337 Opening fire in a neighborhood. 644 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:25,758 Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there? 645 00:47:25,967 --> 00:47:30,467 Checking for narcotics activity. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know? 646 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:33,892 -Yeah, cash! -Speak on it, son. 647 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,727 -She's screaming about money-- -Bullshit. 648 00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:39,521 -Screaming about having us killed! -Whatever. 649 00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:44,231 I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you. 650 00:47:44,986 --> 00:47:48,406 With the scandals, it is open season on misconduct. 651 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:51,326 -They'll nail us to the wall. -Pull over. 652 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,911 -Pull over. -Here? 653 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,955 -Yeah, pull over. -Shit! 654 00:48:15,558 --> 00:48:16,559 What? 655 00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:19,896 Listen. 656 00:48:20,855 --> 00:48:23,482 You're in a privileged position to learn. 657 00:48:23,691 --> 00:48:25,734 Keep your mouth shut, eyes open. 658 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:29,155 Want to do some good, this is the place to learn. 659 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:33,493 You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division. 660 00:48:33,743 --> 00:48:38,205 Get a nice job lighting flares or measuring car wrecks. 661 00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:42,418 You got to decide whether you're a wolf... 662 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:45,004 ...or a sheep. 663 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:52,053 Get your ink... 664 00:48:55,723 --> 00:48:57,474 ...or go give him a hand. 665 00:49:28,089 --> 00:49:30,716 What are we doing here? We'll get killed. 666 00:49:30,925 --> 00:49:34,553 -You know about this place? -It's the Jungle, right? 667 00:49:34,762 --> 00:49:37,890 They say don't come with anything less than a platoon. 668 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:49,819 ALONZO: This is the heart of it. 669 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:52,321 Jungle. Damu headquarters. 670 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:54,991 Stoners. 671 00:49:55,241 --> 00:49:58,077 A lot of murder investigations lead here. 672 00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,580 One way in, one way out. 673 00:50:01,247 --> 00:50:03,374 Thought we were going to eat. 674 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:07,879 Don't ever come here without me. I'm serious. For your safety. 675 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:16,638 -How'd you get a golden pass? - I treat them fair. 676 00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:20,474 They know if they cross the line, I tax that ass. 677 00:50:34,155 --> 00:50:35,781 What's that, up there? 678 00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:39,994 ALONZO: They flipping pigeons to signal I'm here. 679 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,857 -What's up, Bone? -What's up? 680 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,943 -What's up? -It's all good. 681 00:51:12,193 --> 00:51:15,571 I appreciate what you did for my nephew. 682 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:17,490 For sure. For sure. 683 00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:21,244 You better call me. 684 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,084 I'm sick of it. I can't stand him! 685 00:51:28,459 --> 00:51:31,920 -Who are they? -Nobody. I got them under my thumb. 686 00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:36,216 SPIDER: What's up, Alonzo? -All right, Spider. What's happening? 687 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,846 Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you. Go ahead. 688 00:51:40,054 --> 00:51:42,347 All that jelly and no toast. 689 00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:46,185 JAKE: Who lives here? -Just one of my lovelies. 690 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:49,063 A loving touch, you know? Don't worry. 691 00:51:50,773 --> 00:51:52,024 [ALONZO KNOCKS] 692 00:51:52,191 --> 00:51:53,275 [WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 693 00:51:53,526 --> 00:51:55,569 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 694 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:16,423 New guy, Jake. 695 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,509 -Hi. -Jake. 696 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,804 Nice to meet you. Welcome to my house. 697 00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:25,558 -Give him some food. Take care of him. -Of course. 698 00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:32,106 -Of course. How are you? -Good, good. 699 00:52:33,816 --> 00:52:37,986 I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay? 700 00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:40,906 -Thanks. -This is your house. 701 00:52:42,575 --> 00:52:44,034 I'll be right back. 702 00:52:46,996 --> 00:52:50,207 [VIDEO GAME BEEPS] 703 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:56,005 -How you doing? -Fine. 704 00:52:57,632 --> 00:52:58,924 Okay. 705 00:53:02,428 --> 00:53:06,928 Now, this is all El Salvadorian food. 706 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,976 Thank you. It looks great. 707 00:53:12,438 --> 00:53:13,439 I have to go. 708 00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:16,358 Yeah, all right. 709 00:54:01,487 --> 00:54:04,239 Let's go. We got a meeting in 15 minutes. 710 00:54:04,866 --> 00:54:07,410 - I just need to-- -Forget it. Let's go. 711 00:54:08,661 --> 00:54:10,037 I'll see you, buddy. 712 00:54:21,507 --> 00:54:24,051 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 713 00:54:39,066 --> 00:54:40,317 You okay? 714 00:54:46,532 --> 00:54:48,367 Okay. 715 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:19,940 Here, use this. 716 00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:22,985 -Who's here? -L.A.P.D.'s finest. 717 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,571 Don't speak till you're spoken to. 718 00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:26,864 Come on. 719 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:45,341 Good to see you. 720 00:55:45,591 --> 00:55:49,678 That's my new guy. Jake Hoyt. Captain Lou Jacobs. 721 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:52,514 Need to talk to the feds, go to him first. 722 00:55:52,765 --> 00:55:54,600 He'll take your back for you. 723 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,603 Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team. 724 00:55:57,812 --> 00:56:00,439 Think about him before you shoot someone. 725 00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:03,984 If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice. 726 00:56:04,193 --> 00:56:07,321 Right here, Detective Doug Rossetti... 727 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:11,325 ...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd. 728 00:56:11,617 --> 00:56:13,619 He's a good man. 729 00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:16,163 -Pleased to meet you. ALONZO: Good man. 730 00:56:17,164 --> 00:56:18,790 -Should I...? -Shoo. 731 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,293 Get yourself a steak or something. 732 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,213 All right, gents. 733 00:56:25,339 --> 00:56:29,217 I don't know why I'm meeting you. I don't talk to dead men. 734 00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:31,470 I ain't dead yet. 735 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:34,432 Fucking prick. Excuse me. 736 00:56:36,767 --> 00:56:38,310 Why the long face, Doug? 737 00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:42,523 -Feds seize your house or something? -Fuck yourself. 738 00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:44,900 Tell him the story. 739 00:56:45,651 --> 00:56:47,152 Come on, tell the story. 740 00:56:47,361 --> 00:56:51,156 -If it's so funny, you tell him. -It's your story. 741 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:53,909 Asshole. 742 00:56:57,038 --> 00:56:59,582 DOUG: All right. There's a serial burglar. 743 00:57:01,792 --> 00:57:04,169 Chased him for a year. A real slickster. 744 00:57:04,378 --> 00:57:06,963 Captain's riding my ass the whole time. 745 00:57:07,423 --> 00:57:10,175 -Sentencing was today. LOU: Judge is female. 746 00:57:10,426 --> 00:57:12,052 That's right. Landers. 747 00:57:12,261 --> 00:57:14,680 I know Landers. She's a sharp lady. 748 00:57:18,059 --> 00:57:19,101 No? 749 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:23,852 Guy gets a hold of some peanut butter, packs his ass-crack with it. 750 00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:29,236 He's standing before the bench, waiting to give his statement. 751 00:57:29,445 --> 00:57:33,945 Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif. 752 00:57:37,244 --> 00:57:39,204 Bailiffs won't come near him. 753 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:46,795 Now he looks the judge right in the eyes... 754 00:57:47,004 --> 00:57:49,256 ...and licks his fingers clean. 755 00:57:51,425 --> 00:57:52,801 Holy shit. 756 00:57:53,552 --> 00:57:55,470 So the judge says: 757 00:57:55,721 --> 00:57:58,473 "This man's insane. He can't go to prison." 758 00:57:58,724 --> 00:58:01,727 -Sends him to Psychiatric. -She fell for it. 759 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:03,770 Yeah! She's so fucking smart. 760 00:58:04,146 --> 00:58:08,608 By the time she found out, the guy's already been transferred. 761 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,909 -Proceedings closed. -Yeah, closed. 762 00:58:17,326 --> 00:58:20,537 He'll do six months in the puzzle factory... 763 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:22,247 ...and they'll let him go. 764 00:58:22,456 --> 00:58:24,624 Never, ever do a day in prison. 765 00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:28,962 Give him credit. He worked the system, deserves his freedom. 766 00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,257 Yeah? Think so? 767 00:58:31,757 --> 00:58:32,924 Or not. 768 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:35,969 I'll tell you what. 769 00:58:36,637 --> 00:58:39,014 I'll find this guy on the street... 770 00:58:39,557 --> 00:58:41,016 ...and I'll do him. 771 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:48,190 Better take his bullets away, Stan. 772 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:50,609 Shit! 773 00:58:52,653 --> 00:58:57,153 Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. 774 00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:01,870 How did you ever screw up so bad? 775 00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:05,123 It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town. 776 00:59:05,332 --> 00:59:07,876 LOU: The Russians don't care if you're a cop. 777 00:59:08,502 --> 00:59:11,546 They'll whack you. You ought to get on a plane. 778 00:59:11,797 --> 00:59:12,964 Why? 779 00:59:13,507 --> 00:59:15,509 -It's an easy fix. -How? 780 00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:18,637 -I'll just cash in an account. STAN: Oh, yeah? 781 00:59:18,888 --> 00:59:21,724 -Whose? -One of my old ones. My first one. 782 00:59:23,225 --> 00:59:25,644 The guy's a high-security risk. 783 00:59:25,853 --> 00:59:29,857 If I'm not around, who will keep him off the radar? I'm just taxing him, that's all. 784 00:59:32,526 --> 00:59:33,485 Okay? 785 00:59:41,368 --> 00:59:42,911 It's your call. 786 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,998 Don't dick this up. 787 00:59:46,248 --> 00:59:50,502 I do not want to see you on the front page like the others. 788 00:59:51,545 --> 00:59:53,046 Yeah, I understand. 789 00:59:54,423 --> 00:59:55,424 Who's driving? 790 00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:59,594 -Me. Gray Mercedes. -Okay. 791 01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:04,350 -Get the car. -All right, all right. 792 01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:08,937 Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out. 793 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:25,871 ALONZO: It's me. Listen, we got the green light. 794 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:29,541 Fax a copy of the warrant to the clerk. 795 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:34,250 Get it signed by the judge, and I want you and Paul to bring it to me. 796 01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:38,091 Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels. 797 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:42,595 Make sure he signs them out from maintenance. Copy? 798 01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:45,599 That's right. Hurry up! Later. 799 01:00:47,434 --> 01:00:49,978 So how much cash was in that jacket? 800 01:00:50,604 --> 01:00:52,439 Forty G's. 801 01:00:52,773 --> 01:00:54,608 What's that for? 802 01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:57,778 -Really want to know? -Yes, I do. 803 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:03,075 Nothing's free in this world. Not even arrest warrants. 804 01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:06,411 Shit, man, I didn't want to know. 805 01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:20,551 JEFF: Check this out. Nice suit, Mark. 806 01:01:20,759 --> 01:01:23,720 TIM: Beautiful suit. MARK: Yeah, fuck you guys! 807 01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:43,449 All right. Nice, nice. 808 01:01:43,949 --> 01:01:45,450 What's up, Alonzo? 809 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:48,495 -The picks and shovels? -In the trunk. 810 01:01:48,829 --> 01:01:49,996 Digging a ditch? 811 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,793 No, you are. Nice suit you got on there. 812 01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:56,837 JEFF: That's what I said. 813 01:01:57,755 --> 01:02:00,340 -What up, killer? -What's up with you? 814 01:02:00,549 --> 01:02:03,969 -Heard you ran into trouble. -It's all good. 815 01:02:04,178 --> 01:02:06,513 Don't worry, everything's fine. 816 01:02:06,722 --> 01:02:10,392 Shit, if we can get away with it, I'm with you. 817 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:15,810 -Who the fuck is this? -Jake Hoyt. It's my first day. 818 01:02:16,106 --> 01:02:18,650 You're a long way from Starbucks. 819 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:24,906 -Why the fuck is he here? -Gotta get his cherry popped. 820 01:02:25,115 --> 01:02:27,033 Stay the fuck out of my way. 821 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:30,120 This is for the big dogs. Feel me? 822 01:02:30,704 --> 01:02:34,416 Here it is, all legit, signed by the judge, okay? 823 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,002 Thanks to the Sandman. Now listen. 824 01:02:37,169 --> 01:02:38,795 Safety is first. 825 01:02:39,004 --> 01:02:41,589 He gives us shit, we give him lead. 826 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:45,177 Let's do this right so we can all go home. 827 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:48,180 Time to punch in, ladies. 828 01:03:20,045 --> 01:03:21,546 [PHONE BEEPS] 829 01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:38,313 Freeze! On the floor! 830 01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:41,066 MARK: Down! -What are you clowns doing? 831 01:03:41,233 --> 01:03:43,610 JEFF: Hey, new guy, watch him! 832 01:03:44,611 --> 01:03:47,655 -I'm on him. -You know what you're doing? 833 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:49,116 PAUL: Drop your gun! 834 01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:52,077 Five. Four. Three. 835 01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:55,497 ROGER: Boom! 836 01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,834 Give me a reason. 837 01:04:00,294 --> 01:04:02,879 ROGER: Alonzo's gonna have your ass. 838 01:04:03,255 --> 01:04:05,006 What's up, Roger? 839 01:04:05,632 --> 01:04:09,636 -What's going down, brother? -Oh, it's all good, baby. 840 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,807 It's all good. 841 01:04:16,643 --> 01:04:18,811 That's for you. 842 01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:24,192 ROGER: What am I supposed to do with this? Wipe my ass? 843 01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:29,030 Bad news, dog. 844 01:04:29,239 --> 01:04:32,367 Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit. 845 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:34,745 Please. 846 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:38,248 Had lunch with the wise men. 847 01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,542 You gotta render unto Caesar. 848 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:44,171 -Those vampires want my pension. -No, no. 849 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,927 Just a tax. 850 01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:55,348 They got their boats and mistresses, house payments. 851 01:04:55,557 --> 01:04:59,394 Nothing I can do. I'm just a lowly civil servant. 852 01:04:59,686 --> 01:05:01,813 You're their bitch. 853 01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:04,774 -What about me? - I got your back. 854 01:05:05,025 --> 01:05:09,029 Don't worry, we won't take anything you'll miss. 855 01:05:10,864 --> 01:05:13,157 I'm sorry. Orders, dog. 856 01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:14,701 No you ain't, cop. 857 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,746 In the kitchen, fellas. 858 01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:21,458 Give me the bitch. 859 01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:25,170 You guys hold him down. 860 01:05:26,046 --> 01:05:28,381 -Who'll pay for my floor? ALONZO: The city. 861 01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:39,017 Right here. 862 01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:47,067 Ow! 863 01:05:50,070 --> 01:05:54,491 [JAKE GRUNTS] 864 01:06:10,048 --> 01:06:12,216 [SHOVEL CLANKS ON METAL] 865 01:06:17,389 --> 01:06:19,891 That's what I'm talking about. 866 01:06:28,108 --> 01:06:29,776 JAKE: What's in here? Coke? 867 01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:31,486 You'll see. 868 01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:35,532 Grab that hammer and knock this lock off. 869 01:06:37,951 --> 01:06:40,286 One, two... 870 01:06:48,545 --> 01:06:50,922 ALONZO: That's $250,000 you're holding. 871 01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:53,591 Over four million in here. 872 01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:55,802 A $3 million bust on day one. 873 01:06:56,011 --> 01:06:59,264 -You said four. -Minus tax, brother! 874 01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:01,975 Nothing's free in this world. 875 01:07:02,267 --> 01:07:06,646 Buy your wife a car. Put the kids through college. 876 01:07:06,855 --> 01:07:09,983 The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D." 877 01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:14,404 Somebody didn't sleep through Ethics. 878 01:07:15,697 --> 01:07:18,157 ALONZO: You don't want a piece of this? 879 01:07:20,702 --> 01:07:22,495 No, right? 880 01:07:23,455 --> 01:07:24,914 Not like this. 881 01:07:25,165 --> 01:07:27,167 No. 882 01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:30,045 No? 883 01:07:32,297 --> 01:07:36,797 First time, you're not comfortable. I'll hold it for you. 884 01:07:38,595 --> 01:07:41,472 -What about you? -Oh, I'm comfortable. 885 01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:45,143 -How about you? -I'm very comfortable. 886 01:07:45,477 --> 01:07:47,520 ALONZO: Let's wrap this up. 887 01:07:50,607 --> 01:07:53,651 Don't touch a thing! Evidence. 888 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,326 ROGER: Alonzo, what are those asses thinking? 889 01:08:01,535 --> 01:08:05,997 That I'm gonna stand still and let them horse fuck me? 890 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:09,417 Could put you out of your misery. 891 01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,253 Hey, Jake, here. 892 01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:16,132 Sit down. 893 01:08:20,762 --> 01:08:22,346 Here's a secret: 894 01:08:22,556 --> 01:08:24,683 When you kill someone on duty... 895 01:08:24,891 --> 01:08:28,769 ...they have to be your slave in the afterlife. 896 01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:34,735 There you go. 897 01:08:35,068 --> 01:08:36,736 Start an entourage. 898 01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:41,741 -Shoot him? -Yeah. 899 01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:44,619 Come on, kid. Do me a favor. 900 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,621 Come on. 901 01:08:46,955 --> 01:08:49,040 Do yourself a favor. Hit him. 902 01:08:49,249 --> 01:08:50,583 Are you serious? 903 01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:53,670 Hey, close the blinds. 904 01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:06,474 -All right, I'll shoot him. -Go. 905 01:09:10,937 --> 01:09:12,104 -Pow! -Boom! 906 01:09:15,233 --> 01:09:16,817 Shoot him. 907 01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:18,695 No, man. 908 01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:23,324 Kids these days. Not gonna do it? 909 01:09:23,533 --> 01:09:26,160 All right, give it to me. 910 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:27,579 ALONZO: Rookies! 911 01:09:27,788 --> 01:09:30,791 You want shit done, you gotta do it yourself. 912 01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:33,335 Holy shit! 913 01:09:33,585 --> 01:09:34,919 [GASPS] 914 01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:37,089 Come on, breathe. 915 01:09:37,297 --> 01:09:39,465 Breathe, there you go. 916 01:09:42,594 --> 01:09:43,845 Just let it go. 917 01:09:45,013 --> 01:09:46,639 Breathe, dog! 918 01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:56,650 He's finished. 919 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:00,445 -Where's the stinger? -Right here. 920 01:10:04,032 --> 01:10:05,283 All right, Jeff. 921 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,285 You took fire coming in. 922 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:11,289 I need some time off, but... Wow, okay. 923 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:14,584 -Watch the shades. -All right. 924 01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,631 -Ready? -Kiss me. 925 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,466 One... 926 01:10:21,633 --> 01:10:23,885 -Oh! -Yeah? 927 01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:25,303 -You okay? -Yeah. 928 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,973 I gotta give you one more, though. 929 01:10:28,181 --> 01:10:29,223 Do it. 930 01:10:29,474 --> 01:10:31,851 Fuck! 931 01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:35,272 It's not what you know, it's what you prove. 932 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,983 Here it is. Mark and Paul kick the door. 933 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:42,112 Jeff's in first. Roger fires twice. 934 01:10:42,904 --> 01:10:43,988 Fuck. 935 01:10:46,491 --> 01:10:48,409 -What, one go through? JEFF: Shit! 936 01:10:48,618 --> 01:10:51,829 -You shot him! -You fucking shot me, man! 937 01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:54,248 ALONZO: Don't worry. -Call an ambulance! 938 01:10:54,499 --> 01:10:57,293 Hey, hey, hey! Go to jail, or go home? 939 01:10:57,502 --> 01:10:59,712 All right, here's the scenario. 940 01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:03,341 Mark and Paul kick the door. Jeff runs in. 941 01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:05,802 Roger opens fire, hits Jeff. 942 01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:10,511 Hoyt is in second, drops Roger with the shotgun. 943 01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:13,059 -Who shot Roger? -New guy. 944 01:11:13,393 --> 01:11:14,727 -New guy. -You two? 945 01:11:14,936 --> 01:11:18,314 -Hoyt. -Fuck Hoyt. Ambulance time! 946 01:11:18,523 --> 01:11:20,942 Done. Paul, call them up. 947 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:23,945 11-49. 998. Shots fired. 948 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:26,781 Officer down. Repeat, officer down. 949 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:29,409 5951 Baxter Street. 950 01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:34,368 Congratulations. You're gonna get a medal of valor for this. 951 01:11:34,706 --> 01:11:37,250 - I didn't shoot him. -Four cops saw it. 952 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,794 But I didn't. You did. 953 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:47,131 "An L.A.P.D. narcotics officer was killed today... 954 01:11:48,428 --> 01:11:51,055 ...serving a warrant in Echo Park." 955 01:11:51,264 --> 01:11:52,765 Give me the bitch. 956 01:11:56,144 --> 01:12:00,481 "A spokesperson said the officer is survived... 957 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,484 ...by a wife and child." 958 01:12:03,860 --> 01:12:06,320 There's more. You get the picture? 959 01:12:06,571 --> 01:12:08,114 Yeah, I get it. 960 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:12,785 That's the second time you pointed a gun at me! 961 01:12:12,994 --> 01:12:15,454 Goddamn, boy! That's it, Jake! 962 01:12:15,747 --> 01:12:18,291 Y'all see this? That's it! 963 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,920 -I'll put a bullet in that melon. -Wait, wait. 964 01:12:22,212 --> 01:12:24,756 I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun! 965 01:12:24,965 --> 01:12:27,092 Shoot me. He's coming with me. 966 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,135 -I'll shoot! -He's a fed. 967 01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:33,844 No, he ain't. He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all. 968 01:12:34,099 --> 01:12:38,599 Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake? 969 01:12:38,895 --> 01:12:41,606 I didn't sign up for this! 970 01:12:41,815 --> 01:12:45,527 I know you're angry. Everybody, put the guns down. 971 01:12:45,735 --> 01:12:48,320 -Hell, no. -Choirboy first. 972 01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:50,865 Listen! That's an order! 973 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:52,992 Put them down! 974 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:03,169 Use your ears, Jake. 975 01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:06,339 Sometimes we take this shit all the way. 976 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,050 It's the nature of the business. 977 01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:13,759 You'll never have to pull the trigger again, all right? 978 01:13:14,639 --> 01:13:17,642 -Mark, where are you transferring? -S.I.S. 979 01:13:18,184 --> 01:13:19,351 Detective. 980 01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:23,648 You give me 18 months, I give you a career. 981 01:13:23,857 --> 01:13:26,693 We make the big seizures, Jake. 982 01:13:26,943 --> 01:13:31,072 But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way. 983 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:34,409 I thought you were man enough to handle this shit. 984 01:13:34,659 --> 01:13:38,496 Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger. 985 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:42,542 They will check your blood for intoxicants. 986 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:44,711 What are they gonna find? 987 01:13:45,503 --> 01:13:48,672 You've been smoking PCP all day. 988 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:52,761 -You've been planning this all day. -All week, son. 989 01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:56,556 You talk, your blood gets to the lab. 990 01:13:56,765 --> 01:14:00,685 You wanna take a walk? You won't make it out of here. 991 01:14:00,894 --> 01:14:03,605 If you're cool, you're a hero. 992 01:14:03,813 --> 01:14:05,815 You're above suspicion. 993 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:08,359 PAUL: Alonzo, there's two shots left. 994 01:14:08,693 --> 01:14:12,405 We need to kill him now and say Roger got him. 995 01:14:14,532 --> 01:14:16,825 No, we ain't killing nobody. 996 01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:20,330 This is a good man. I can feel it. 997 01:14:20,538 --> 01:14:24,500 Just had a little freak-out, that's all. 998 01:14:24,709 --> 01:14:26,627 I say he's cool. 999 01:14:26,836 --> 01:14:29,630 Nobody's gonna hurt him. 1000 01:14:29,839 --> 01:14:32,049 You do have a decision to make. 1001 01:14:32,258 --> 01:14:36,595 Because this place is gonna be overrun with blue suits. 1002 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:41,305 So why don't you please go outside, clear your head. 1003 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:45,480 Or shoot me. 1004 01:14:58,451 --> 01:14:59,452 JAKE: Hey, Paul? 1005 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:08,044 You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?! Dead! 1006 01:16:24,871 --> 01:16:27,874 Well, lay off the device. 1007 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,584 All right. 1008 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:33,755 Make sure that tub is clean. 1009 01:16:34,589 --> 01:16:36,090 All right? 1010 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,346 All right, later. 1011 01:16:45,558 --> 01:16:47,351 You all right? 1012 01:16:53,233 --> 01:16:56,736 It behooves you not to dick around on this one. 1013 01:16:57,612 --> 01:17:00,364 Justifiable homicide in the line of duty. 1014 01:17:00,532 --> 01:17:03,576 -Now, what happened-- -What happened was murder. 1015 01:17:03,868 --> 01:17:06,412 And armed robbery. 1016 01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:08,915 We had badges, so it's different? 1017 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:11,960 Son, open your eyes! Can't you see? 1018 01:17:12,168 --> 01:17:16,668 That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly. 1019 01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,883 My friend? Tell me why? 1020 01:17:19,092 --> 01:17:22,178 Because he knows my first name? 1021 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:25,223 This is the game. I played his ass. 1022 01:17:25,431 --> 01:17:27,599 That's our job. 1023 01:17:27,892 --> 01:17:32,392 Roger sold dope to kids. The world's better off without him. 1024 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:37,481 This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles. 1025 01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:43,449 I watched that cocksucker for years and now I got him. 1026 01:17:43,658 --> 01:17:45,618 This is chess, not checkers! 1027 01:17:53,668 --> 01:17:57,505 What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white? 1028 01:17:57,714 --> 01:17:59,757 Slap the cuffs on him? 1029 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,968 He's a high roller, dog. 1030 01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,973 -Take the money. -I'm not taking it. 1031 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,642 -Just take it. -No! 1032 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:13,980 Look, I don't give a fuck, but the boys'll feel better. 1033 01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:16,441 Fuck their feelings! 1034 01:18:16,649 --> 01:18:18,275 Jake, we're a team. 1035 01:18:18,484 --> 01:18:20,444 A team? 1036 01:18:20,653 --> 01:18:23,280 You guys are fucking insane. 1037 01:18:23,489 --> 01:18:27,201 I'll go back to the Valley, I'll cut parking tickets. 1038 01:18:31,581 --> 01:18:34,125 -It can't be like this. -It is. 1039 01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:36,085 I'm sorry, but it is. 1040 01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,671 It's ugly, but it's necessary. 1041 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:43,380 I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals, not to be one. 1042 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:45,762 You sound just like me. 1043 01:18:46,137 --> 01:18:49,056 I know what you're going through and feeling. 1044 01:18:49,265 --> 01:18:50,766 -You're scared. -I'm not. 1045 01:18:50,975 --> 01:18:55,475 Yes, you are. Everyone goes through that the first time. I did. 1046 01:18:56,564 --> 01:19:00,985 The sooner you match what's in your head... 1047 01:19:01,194 --> 01:19:04,030 ...with what's in the real world... 1048 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,074 ...the better you'll feel. 1049 01:19:06,282 --> 01:19:07,992 In this business... 1050 01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:11,829 ...you gotta have dirt on you to be trusted. 1051 01:19:12,747 --> 01:19:17,247 When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you. 1052 01:19:19,712 --> 01:19:22,089 I walk a higher path, son. 1053 01:19:22,298 --> 01:19:25,175 I have the keys to all the doors. 1054 01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:28,221 What do you mean? 1055 01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:32,683 My guys aren't leaders, they're clowns. You're a leader. 1056 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,685 You want my job? You got it. 1057 01:19:34,936 --> 01:19:38,648 You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it. 1058 01:19:40,566 --> 01:19:42,859 But you gotta take your time. 1059 01:19:43,069 --> 01:19:46,030 You'll make detective, you'll grow wise. 1060 01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:49,325 And then you can change things. 1061 01:19:49,742 --> 01:19:52,411 But it's gotta be from the inside. 1062 01:19:55,790 --> 01:20:00,290 Let's go downtown to the station. Talk to my guy, Stan. 1063 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:04,548 He'll go through what you gotta say to the D.A. 1064 01:20:13,141 --> 01:20:14,851 Okay. 1065 01:20:55,641 --> 01:20:57,100 What are we doing now? 1066 01:20:57,310 --> 01:21:01,731 I told an informant I'd take care of his family for him. 1067 01:21:04,984 --> 01:21:07,611 Bring them food, stuff like that. 1068 01:21:07,820 --> 01:21:11,281 Gotta help out the family. 1069 01:21:11,824 --> 01:21:15,202 Believe it or not, I do try to do some good. 1070 01:21:15,453 --> 01:21:18,747 MAN 1: Right there? WOMAN: Just right there. 1071 01:21:18,998 --> 01:21:21,166 You know where you're at, dog? 1072 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:26,714 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1073 01:21:27,131 --> 01:21:29,758 The fuck you looking at? 1074 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:40,311 MAN 2: What's up, punk? 1075 01:22:05,169 --> 01:22:08,463 ALONZO: Hey, we got some things for the family. 1076 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:23,354 Kitchen's this way. 1077 01:22:30,778 --> 01:22:32,529 SMILEY: Put it on the counter. 1078 01:22:32,738 --> 01:22:36,032 ALONZO: Where's the head? SMILEY:: Right through. 1079 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:47,712 I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone. 1080 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:50,965 Hey, let me get the CD player. 1081 01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:54,260 No, the CD player's mine. 1082 01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,928 Dreamer! Come here! 1083 01:22:57,847 --> 01:23:00,224 Count that shit, all right? 1084 01:23:01,225 --> 01:23:03,602 Thanks a lot, I was busy. 1085 01:23:03,811 --> 01:23:06,855 Learn how to count, fucking math whiz. 1086 01:23:09,609 --> 01:23:11,360 -You looked! - didn't. 1087 01:23:11,569 --> 01:23:14,113 You calling me a cheater, ése? 1088 01:23:14,363 --> 01:23:15,989 Deal again, Sniper. 1089 01:23:16,282 --> 01:23:17,950 Damn it. 1090 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,412 You play cards, cop? 1091 01:23:21,621 --> 01:23:23,122 No, not really. 1092 01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:24,582 Want a beer? 1093 01:23:24,790 --> 01:23:26,124 Have a cold one. 1094 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:28,753 No, thanks, I'm good. 1095 01:23:28,961 --> 01:23:32,756 SNIPER: Come on, sit down. Play a card game with us. 1096 01:23:32,965 --> 01:23:35,634 MORENO: Don't be rude, ése. You're a guest. 1097 01:23:35,843 --> 01:23:37,803 Why don't you play one hand? 1098 01:23:38,596 --> 01:23:41,098 Don't worry, we ain't betting money. 1099 01:23:41,307 --> 01:23:43,267 We gotta roll in a second. 1100 01:23:43,434 --> 01:23:45,477 Alonzo's taking a shit. 1101 01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:51,317 All right, I'll play one hand. 1102 01:23:52,276 --> 01:23:54,152 Is this five-card draw? 1103 01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:57,531 SNIPER: Yeah, jokers are wild. 1104 01:23:57,823 --> 01:24:00,283 Why don't you tell us something? 1105 01:24:00,493 --> 01:24:03,204 How long you been a pig? 1106 01:24:03,579 --> 01:24:05,789 My bad. My bad. 1107 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,917 I meant a police officer. 1108 01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,962 -I've been a pig for 19 months. -Is that right? 1109 01:24:12,129 --> 01:24:13,797 -That's right. -You like it? 1110 01:24:13,965 --> 01:24:17,176 I should've been a fireman. One more. 1111 01:24:20,304 --> 01:24:23,056 -What you got, dog? -Three of a kind. 1112 01:24:23,307 --> 01:24:25,684 I didn't get shit. 1113 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:27,937 Boo-ya, baby! 1114 01:24:28,646 --> 01:24:30,731 Two pair! 1115 01:24:34,443 --> 01:24:35,902 What the fuck? 1116 01:24:36,696 --> 01:24:37,988 -He won. -Smiley. 1117 01:24:38,823 --> 01:24:41,325 I got two pair! 1118 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:46,080 Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck. 1119 01:24:46,330 --> 01:24:47,998 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1120 01:24:48,165 --> 01:24:51,543 You're fucking stupid. Take your medication. 1121 01:24:51,836 --> 01:24:54,213 Seriously. I know I'm number one. 1122 01:24:54,463 --> 01:24:58,925 See why we don't play for money? Because of this vato. 1123 01:24:59,635 --> 01:25:01,762 -Show me your cohete. -What? 1124 01:25:01,971 --> 01:25:05,641 Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt. 1125 01:25:06,058 --> 01:25:08,226 What is it, .380 stainless? 1126 01:25:08,436 --> 01:25:10,187 -Omm Beretta. -Like that? 1127 01:25:13,399 --> 01:25:15,150 -Just like it. MORENO: Yeah? 1128 01:25:15,735 --> 01:25:17,278 Here's the problem. 1129 01:25:18,529 --> 01:25:21,740 I seen this one. I want to see yours. 1130 01:25:23,284 --> 01:25:26,745 Come on, ése, I ain't gonna shoot nobody. 1131 01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:31,788 Come on. Let me check it out. 1132 01:25:34,879 --> 01:25:36,881 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1133 01:25:40,509 --> 01:25:44,513 -Damn. Learn that in the Academy? -Yeah. 1134 01:25:44,722 --> 01:25:47,516 Neat trick. This is nice. 1135 01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:51,770 Nice. You could fuck a vato up with this. 1136 01:25:53,939 --> 01:25:57,108 What you do is, you aim like that. 1137 01:26:00,821 --> 01:26:02,614 I'm just playing. 1138 01:26:02,907 --> 01:26:05,618 Yeah, I gotta go. Alonzo! 1139 01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:08,704 Kick back and party. 1140 01:26:08,913 --> 01:26:11,498 Ain't nothing out there for you. 1141 01:26:11,707 --> 01:26:13,917 What are you talking about? 1142 01:26:17,129 --> 01:26:18,505 MORENO: Hey, white boy. 1143 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:23,260 If you ask me homes, that's just, of course, if you ask... 1144 01:26:23,469 --> 01:26:25,512 ...Alonzo played you, ése. 1145 01:26:26,013 --> 01:26:28,306 Big time. 1146 01:26:28,641 --> 01:26:31,101 Wait, where you going? 1147 01:26:32,186 --> 01:26:35,063 It's your deal. 1148 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,076 DREAMER: It's all there. 1149 01:26:47,451 --> 01:26:50,454 SMILEY: Sure? -You can count it yourself. 1150 01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:52,581 Whatever. 1151 01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:58,628 Alonzo pulled off a miracle. 1152 01:26:59,213 --> 01:27:01,632 Times are tight. Scared up a lot of cash. 1153 01:27:01,841 --> 01:27:04,134 SNIPER: Who'd he jack, homes? 1154 01:27:04,593 --> 01:27:05,969 I don't know. 1155 01:27:09,765 --> 01:27:12,142 He jacked Roger. 1156 01:27:12,351 --> 01:27:13,894 SMILEY: Blasted that fool. 1157 01:27:14,103 --> 01:27:18,023 Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato. 1158 01:27:18,232 --> 01:27:20,108 But I like that. 1159 01:27:20,359 --> 01:27:24,780 SMILEY: No. That's why I never shake his hand. 1160 01:27:25,072 --> 01:27:27,699 He don't respect nada. 1161 01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:30,368 Know what the money's for? 1162 01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:33,664 Alonzo, he's a hothead. 1163 01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:37,334 Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talking shit. 1164 01:27:37,543 --> 01:27:40,504 Alonzo, he just snapped. 1165 01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:43,048 Beat his ass to death. 1166 01:27:43,257 --> 01:27:46,885 Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody. 1167 01:27:47,136 --> 01:27:51,636 Now, Alonzo's into the Russians for a million. 1168 01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:54,435 How do you know that? 1169 01:27:58,397 --> 01:28:01,024 Alonzo has until tonight to pay up. 1170 01:28:01,233 --> 01:28:03,777 But he's still on their list. 1171 01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:07,030 Nobody thought he could get the cash. 1172 01:28:08,073 --> 01:28:11,576 Good thing he did. They're looking for him. 1173 01:28:12,536 --> 01:28:17,036 If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight... 1174 01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:20,169 Your valo... 1175 01:28:20,377 --> 01:28:21,753 ...he's dead. 1176 01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:23,756 Hey, pig. 1177 01:28:23,964 --> 01:28:26,466 Ever had your shit pushed in? 1178 01:28:27,259 --> 01:28:28,635 Simple question. 1179 01:28:28,844 --> 01:28:30,136 -No? -No. 1180 01:28:30,554 --> 01:28:33,098 -Had my shit pushed in. SNIPER: Yeah, man. 1181 01:28:33,307 --> 01:28:37,227 I had my shit pushed in, bro! 1182 01:28:37,436 --> 01:28:39,062 Big time! 1183 01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:42,441 MORENO: Smiley? 1184 01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:46,612 Sure, I always get love from the homeys. 1185 01:28:56,997 --> 01:28:58,832 You guys fucked him up! 1186 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,417 Go next door. 1187 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:02,919 SMILEY: Get the fuck out of here! 1188 01:29:05,130 --> 01:29:07,465 You fucked up. 1189 01:29:07,758 --> 01:29:09,634 You're under arrest! 1190 01:29:09,844 --> 01:29:14,344 For being a cop, dogging me in the mouth in my own pad. 1191 01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:18,894 You got the right to be bitch-slapped! 1192 01:29:22,314 --> 01:29:23,773 Drag him to the tub. 1193 01:29:23,983 --> 01:29:25,651 Punk motherfucker! 1194 01:29:27,611 --> 01:29:32,111 SNIPER: Come on. Raid his ass! -Shit! God! 1195 01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:35,452 Fuck! 1196 01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:53,637 MORENO: Do it! 1197 01:29:53,846 --> 01:29:55,639 SMILEY: It's gonna be loud. 1198 01:29:59,852 --> 01:30:01,687 Let me get his money. 1199 01:30:02,396 --> 01:30:04,147 -Wait. SMILEY: Hurry up. 1200 01:30:11,238 --> 01:30:13,198 Smiley, check it out. 1201 01:30:13,407 --> 01:30:15,867 Is that your little cousin? 1202 01:30:18,412 --> 01:30:22,165 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1203 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:25,668 -What's this? - I found it! 1204 01:30:25,878 --> 01:30:27,504 SMILEY: Who had it? - I found it! 1205 01:30:28,297 --> 01:30:29,339 Where? 1206 01:30:29,548 --> 01:30:33,385 I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park! 1207 01:30:38,390 --> 01:30:40,600 Wait up, I can't even see. 1208 01:30:40,809 --> 01:30:42,227 -Please! SMILEY: Shut the fuck up! 1209 01:30:42,436 --> 01:30:44,563 Get in your last prayer. 1210 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,398 Listen to me, man. 1211 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:48,233 She was being raped. 1212 01:30:48,442 --> 01:30:51,445 Two crackheads were attacking her... 1213 01:30:51,695 --> 01:30:54,614 ...and I stopped them! I swear to God! 1214 01:30:54,865 --> 01:30:57,367 -You're lying to me! -I am not lying! 1215 01:30:57,534 --> 01:31:01,329 -Don't lie to me! -She was being raped! 1216 01:31:01,538 --> 01:31:02,872 I stopped them! 1217 01:31:03,123 --> 01:31:04,707 Please! I got a kid. 1218 01:31:04,917 --> 01:31:07,794 -Shut up, fag! -Blast his ass. 1219 01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:11,715 I have a little girl! 1220 01:31:12,091 --> 01:31:13,425 SNIPER: Do it! 1221 01:31:15,052 --> 01:31:19,552 I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit. She's my cousin, homes. 1222 01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:21,767 Ain't right involving her. 1223 01:31:22,017 --> 01:31:23,101 You fucked up. 1224 01:31:27,564 --> 01:31:29,774 If you're lying to me... 1225 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:31,610 ...| blow your balls off. 1226 01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:33,445 LETTY: Hello. -Hey, Letty. 1227 01:31:33,654 --> 01:31:35,614 -What's up? -Hey, Smiley. 1228 01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:38,617 Just doing homework. You want Tony? 1229 01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:40,244 No, I want you. 1230 01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:43,414 -You go to school today? -Yeah. 1231 01:31:43,831 --> 01:31:45,958 -You didn't ditch? -Nope. 1232 01:31:46,166 --> 01:31:48,793 I went to every class. Why? 1233 01:31:49,044 --> 01:31:50,920 I heard different. 1234 01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:55,425 -No. -Cops talk to you today? 1235 01:31:58,470 --> 01:32:01,306 -No, no. -All right, Letty... 1236 01:32:01,557 --> 01:32:03,141 ...don't bullshit me. 1237 01:32:07,563 --> 01:32:10,148 I got jumped by two crackheads. 1238 01:32:10,357 --> 01:32:14,569 -You got jumped? - I think they wanted to rape me. 1239 01:32:14,778 --> 01:32:17,155 But nothing happened, okay? 1240 01:32:17,364 --> 01:32:19,407 Because this cop came. 1241 01:32:19,616 --> 01:32:21,826 They almost killed him... 1242 01:32:22,036 --> 01:32:24,121 ...but he kicked their ass. 1243 01:32:24,329 --> 01:32:25,705 Describe him. 1244 01:32:25,914 --> 01:32:30,414 He was a white boy. He looked real young. 1245 01:32:31,086 --> 01:32:33,713 -You're okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 1246 01:32:33,964 --> 01:32:35,298 -Hey, Letty. -Yeah? 1247 01:32:35,507 --> 01:32:36,799 We're not done. 1248 01:32:37,176 --> 01:32:38,218 -Okay. -All right. 1249 01:32:39,553 --> 01:32:40,720 What's up? 1250 01:32:41,305 --> 01:32:42,681 You gonna blast him? 1251 01:32:45,601 --> 01:32:47,894 Vato was telling the truth. 1252 01:32:48,103 --> 01:32:49,854 Life's a trip, qué no? 1253 01:32:50,189 --> 01:32:52,149 This is some trippy shit. 1254 01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:09,333 Thanks for getting my cousin's back. 1255 01:33:11,043 --> 01:33:14,212 Cover your head. You'll mess up my floor. 1256 01:33:15,089 --> 01:33:18,050 You know this was just business, right? 1257 01:33:21,095 --> 01:33:22,096 Right? 1258 01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:27,101 Right. 1259 01:34:38,922 --> 01:34:40,632 [GUN COCKS] 1260 01:34:40,924 --> 01:34:44,761 GANGSTER 1: What you doing here? You know you don't belong here. 1261 01:34:48,807 --> 01:34:51,559 GANGSTER 2: What's up? GANGSTER 3: Must be lost. 1262 01:34:52,936 --> 01:34:55,980 Gonna need more than that up in here, boy! 1263 01:35:08,952 --> 01:35:11,120 You got business here, rookie? 1264 01:35:11,538 --> 01:35:13,665 I'm here for Alonzo. 1265 01:36:23,568 --> 01:36:26,404 Hey. Is your dad home? 1266 01:36:26,613 --> 01:36:29,032 -In the bedroom. -He's in the bedroom? 1267 01:36:29,199 --> 01:36:31,868 All right, you wanna open up the door? 1268 01:36:32,077 --> 01:36:35,747 Okay. Thanks. You watching TV? 1269 01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,666 Yeah, anything good on? 1270 01:36:47,259 --> 01:36:50,679 -Do you want me to call my mom? -No, I don't. 1271 01:36:51,805 --> 01:36:53,807 I'll tell you what I want. 1272 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:56,226 Find a good hiding spot. 1273 01:36:56,435 --> 01:36:59,271 Do you have a favorite place to hide? 1274 01:37:00,188 --> 01:37:03,733 -The closet. -In the closet? That's perfect. 1275 01:37:04,276 --> 01:37:08,238 Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good. 1276 01:37:08,447 --> 01:37:10,657 Can you sit down in there? 1277 01:37:11,074 --> 01:37:15,119 All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet. 1278 01:37:16,038 --> 01:37:18,165 I'll be right back. All right? 1279 01:37:45,692 --> 01:37:47,485 ALONZO: It's all good, baby. 1280 01:37:49,988 --> 01:37:51,114 [SARA MUMBLES] 1281 01:37:55,118 --> 01:37:56,661 You, against the wall. 1282 01:37:56,870 --> 01:38:00,206 Move real slow. Put the money in that bag... 1283 01:38:00,415 --> 01:38:04,502 ...take your weapons and place them inside that pillowcase. 1284 01:38:06,463 --> 01:38:10,383 Congratulations, son. You made it. 1285 01:38:10,634 --> 01:38:12,886 You passed the test. You're a narc. 1286 01:38:13,136 --> 01:38:16,639 Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack. 1287 01:38:16,807 --> 01:38:19,226 I said put the money in that bag. 1288 01:38:19,434 --> 01:38:22,562 Place your weapons inside that pillowcase. 1289 01:38:22,771 --> 01:38:25,815 Fuck your appointment with the Russians. 1290 01:38:26,024 --> 01:38:28,151 Oh, okay. 1291 01:38:29,152 --> 01:38:31,571 Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby. 1292 01:38:32,197 --> 01:38:34,365 Baby! Hand me the pillowcase. 1293 01:38:35,033 --> 01:38:36,534 You're gonna book me? 1294 01:38:36,952 --> 01:38:38,495 You smoked the dust. 1295 01:38:38,703 --> 01:38:42,665 You ran out, and you're the one that shot Roger. 1296 01:38:44,167 --> 01:38:47,211 -Here you go. -And the one on your ankle? 1297 01:38:47,754 --> 01:38:50,465 -Want the one in my back pocket too? - I would. 1298 01:38:54,261 --> 01:38:56,680 One problem: You got no witnesses. 1299 01:38:56,888 --> 01:39:00,683 Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley? 1300 01:39:00,892 --> 01:39:02,602 You think they'll help you? 1301 01:39:03,228 --> 01:39:07,728 It's not what you know. It's what you can prove. Here. 1302 01:39:11,611 --> 01:39:14,488 What can you prove, huh? Nothing. 1303 01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:16,825 -Where's your evidence? -There. 1304 01:39:20,495 --> 01:39:21,621 Oh, shit! 1305 01:39:26,793 --> 01:39:28,753 ALONZO: It's on now, Jake. 1306 01:39:30,046 --> 01:39:31,464 Don't move. 1307 01:39:34,134 --> 01:39:35,760 Where you at, Jake? 1308 01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:37,804 Come on out, dog! 1309 01:39:39,973 --> 01:39:43,393 O where, O where Has my little Jake gone? 1310 01:39:44,561 --> 01:39:47,981 O where, O where can he be? 1311 01:39:51,234 --> 01:39:54,445 -Ah! I see you. -Shit! 1312 01:39:59,117 --> 01:40:03,617 I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it? 1313 01:40:03,997 --> 01:40:08,292 That fool in the wheelchair? How you think he got there? 1314 01:40:10,921 --> 01:40:14,049 ALONZO'S SON: Mommy. SARA: Alonzito! 1315 01:40:14,299 --> 01:40:16,467 [SARA SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1316 01:40:16,927 --> 01:40:18,261 You see what I see? 1317 01:40:19,179 --> 01:40:23,391 Officer Hoyt, job number one: Preserve life. 1318 01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:26,311 There's my son. Don't hurt him. 1319 01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:28,772 We're walking out together. 1320 01:40:30,023 --> 01:40:34,318 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1321 01:40:34,569 --> 01:40:35,945 [JAKE SNAPS FINGERS] 1322 01:40:47,499 --> 01:40:50,376 SARA: Alonzito! Alonzito! 1323 01:40:55,298 --> 01:40:57,550 -You all right? -I want my mommy. 1324 01:40:57,801 --> 01:40:59,302 I know, I know, I know. 1325 01:40:59,511 --> 01:41:02,013 Just sit tight, all right? 1326 01:41:02,222 --> 01:41:05,934 It's gonna be all right. I know. 1327 01:41:07,060 --> 01:41:08,978 ALONZO: Shut the fuck up! 1328 01:41:11,731 --> 01:41:14,984 All right, let me see your hands! Where is he? 1329 01:41:15,193 --> 01:41:17,403 -The window. -Come on! 1330 01:41:17,612 --> 01:41:19,614 -Get your kid, stay down. -Alonzito! 1331 01:46:22,208 --> 01:46:24,168 GANGSTER: Hey, man, you tripping? 1332 01:46:24,502 --> 01:46:27,630 It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it? 1333 01:46:29,299 --> 01:46:30,842 My nigga. 1334 01:46:33,845 --> 01:46:38,015 Hey, first Damu puts one in his head... 1335 01:46:39,642 --> 01:46:41,727 ...I'll make you a rich man! 1336 01:46:42,729 --> 01:46:44,188 Come on now. 1337 01:46:44,397 --> 01:46:45,648 Who wanna get paid? 1338 01:46:47,483 --> 01:46:49,026 Who wanna get paid? 1339 01:46:52,947 --> 01:46:54,657 They're not like you. 1340 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,952 You know what I learned today? 1341 01:46:58,661 --> 01:47:02,873 -I'm not like you. -That's good. I'm glad to hear that. 1342 01:47:04,250 --> 01:47:08,087 Good. So, what now? Huh? 1343 01:47:09,213 --> 01:47:11,089 What you gonna do, shoot me? 1344 01:47:11,299 --> 01:47:14,176 You gonna bust your cherry killing a cop? 1345 01:47:19,974 --> 01:47:21,558 There it is, Jake. 1346 01:47:23,394 --> 01:47:24,436 Hit me. 1347 01:47:25,813 --> 01:47:30,108 You never killed nobody before. It ain't like stepping on ants. 1348 01:47:30,693 --> 01:47:32,277 Takes a man to Kill. 1349 01:47:34,030 --> 01:47:36,073 Are you man enough to kill? 1350 01:47:38,451 --> 01:47:39,702 Hit me right there. 1351 01:47:44,207 --> 01:47:48,127 Get me, Jake. Get me. Hit me. Hit me. 1352 01:47:48,336 --> 01:47:52,836 You can't do it. Somebody drop this fool for me. 1353 01:48:09,983 --> 01:48:14,028 You got us twisted. You got to put your own work in. 1354 01:48:15,279 --> 01:48:19,032 -All right. It's like that, Bone? -It's like that. 1355 01:48:22,829 --> 01:48:26,415 Player to player, pimp to pimp. 1356 01:48:26,624 --> 01:48:29,501 - I don't believe you'd shoot me. -Don't do it. 1357 01:48:30,795 --> 01:48:33,839 -Don't. - I don't believe you got it in you. 1358 01:48:34,257 --> 01:48:35,341 Shit. 1359 01:48:44,767 --> 01:48:47,686 I'm gonna get that gun and that money. 1360 01:48:47,937 --> 01:48:49,897 You ain't gonna do a thing. 1361 01:48:50,106 --> 01:48:53,400 You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back. 1362 01:48:54,318 --> 01:48:56,778 -Don't do it. -You know what you'd get? 1363 01:48:56,988 --> 01:49:00,366 The gas chamber. You know what it smells like? 1364 01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:04,870 Pine oil. That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven. 1365 01:49:05,079 --> 01:49:07,706 I'm gonna get that gun and that money. 1366 01:49:07,915 --> 01:49:11,418 I don't think you got it in you. I'm gonna go get it. 1367 01:49:13,004 --> 01:49:16,966 Shit! Ah, you motherfucker! 1368 01:49:17,425 --> 01:49:19,385 The next one will kill you. 1369 01:49:19,594 --> 01:49:22,847 Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass! 1370 01:49:23,056 --> 01:49:24,599 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 1371 01:49:24,807 --> 01:49:26,308 Okay, okay. 1372 01:49:26,517 --> 01:49:30,229 All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money. 1373 01:49:31,064 --> 01:49:34,150 -Give me that money! -It's not gonna happen. 1374 01:49:35,068 --> 01:49:37,612 You gonna take my own money from me? 1375 01:49:37,862 --> 01:49:41,532 That's my evidence. You wanna go to jail or go home? 1376 01:49:44,243 --> 01:49:45,911 I wanna go home, Jake. 1377 01:49:47,830 --> 01:49:50,749 Give me the money, and let me go home. 1378 01:49:50,958 --> 01:49:54,044 -You wanna go home? -Yeah, let me go home, Jake. 1379 01:49:54,253 --> 01:49:56,505 Give me the money, and let me go. 1380 01:49:58,132 --> 01:50:01,135 Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake. 1381 01:50:01,344 --> 01:50:02,845 That's right, come on. 1382 01:50:06,265 --> 01:50:08,100 You don't deserve this. 1383 01:50:09,519 --> 01:50:10,853 ALONZO: Okay, motherfucker. 1384 01:50:16,651 --> 01:50:18,569 Jake, go and bounce, homey. 1385 01:50:18,778 --> 01:50:21,864 Get up out of here. We got your back. 1386 01:50:22,865 --> 01:50:23,991 What? 1387 01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:26,869 -It's like that. -Oh, no, you didn't! 1388 01:50:27,078 --> 01:50:30,790 Wait a minute! No, you-- Hey, hey, Jake! 1389 01:50:30,998 --> 01:50:34,501 Hey! Jake! Jake! 1390 01:50:34,710 --> 01:50:36,712 Jake, come back here! 1391 01:50:38,131 --> 01:50:39,382 Jake! 1392 01:50:41,884 --> 01:50:45,178 You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk. 1393 01:50:47,390 --> 01:50:49,266 I need my money! 1394 01:50:51,727 --> 01:50:53,145 Jake! 1395 01:50:56,107 --> 01:50:59,902 Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay. 1396 01:51:00,236 --> 01:51:03,781 All right! I'm putting cases on all you bitches! 1397 01:51:03,990 --> 01:51:07,410 Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake! 1398 01:51:08,202 --> 01:51:10,621 You think you can do this to me?! 1399 01:51:11,497 --> 01:51:15,501 You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay... 1400 01:51:15,710 --> 01:51:18,087 ...when I get finished with you! 1401 01:51:18,629 --> 01:51:20,756 SHU program, nigga! 1402 01:51:21,465 --> 01:51:23,675 Twenty-three hour lock-down! 1403 01:51:23,926 --> 01:51:26,011 I'm the man up in this piece! 1404 01:51:26,679 --> 01:51:29,682 Who you think you fucking with?! 1405 01:51:29,932 --> 01:51:34,432 I'm the police! I run shit here! You just live here! 1406 01:51:35,771 --> 01:51:38,315 That's right, you better walk away. 1407 01:51:38,524 --> 01:51:41,193 I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down! 1408 01:51:41,777 --> 01:51:45,614 King Kong ain't got shit on me! 1409 01:51:57,335 --> 01:52:00,129 That's all right. That's all right. 1410 01:52:00,338 --> 01:52:02,381 Shit, I don't fuck-- 1411 01:52:02,590 --> 01:52:05,968 I'm winning anyway. I'm winning. 1412 01:52:06,802 --> 01:52:09,679 I'm winning anyway. I can't lose. 1413 01:52:10,181 --> 01:52:14,393 Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. 1414 01:52:20,524 --> 01:52:22,859 Oh, what a day. 1415 01:52:23,069 --> 01:52:25,196 What a motherfucking day! 1416 01:53:49,572 --> 01:53:51,240 [SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 1417 01:53:57,747 --> 01:54:00,416 [GUNMEN MUMBLING] 1418 01:54:23,522 --> 01:54:25,148 [GUNMAN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 1419 01:55:22,957 --> 01:55:26,335 WOMAN OVER RADIO: An L.A. police officer was killed today... 1420 01:55:26,544 --> 01:55:29,213 ...serving a warrant near LAX. 1421 01:55:29,422 --> 01:55:32,716 An L.A.P.D. spokesperson said Officer Harris... 1422 01:55:32,925 --> 01:55:35,928 ...was survived by his wife and four sons. 1423 01:55:36,595 --> 01:55:41,095 MAN OVER RADIO: The decorated officer, an L.A.P.D. veteran... 1424 01:55:41,350 --> 01:55:42,851 [WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]