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What's her story?

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That's great brain's fiance
from Canada.

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- Well, that's
a green card two-weeker

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If ever I've seen one.

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Listen, my mother gave me
that briefcase for my eight...

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Check out those lobes.

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They're huge.

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You have got to introduce me.

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Why? What?
What? So you can eat her?

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Right, because I'm a zombie.

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It's 2010, mark.

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Time to let go of the hate.

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Callie Maggotbone.

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There's my kitten.

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Did you get the box of Cubans
I sent over?

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Kind of in the middle
of something, daddy.

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Wait, wait.

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Just wanted you to know
we might have an opening.

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No, definitely have an opening
in the chief prosecutor's chair.

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Love to have you.

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Very happy where I am.

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We'll discuss this later.

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Look, if it's about the
compensation package, I know...

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I'm sorry, councilman.
Where were you?

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Thought I'd start my
acceptance speech with a joke.

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What did
the penis say to my left hand

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When I was bored Friday night?

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Honk, honk.

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You can't stop this guy.

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Why am I here again?

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You've no doubt heard

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About councilman Fitzpatrick's
sexcapade yesterday.

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Still horny.
Any takers?

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He's going to be doing
his community service

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Here at the d.O.I.

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Congratulations, mark.

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You're counseling
the future mayor of New York.

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Mayor.

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I don't really see
that happening.

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Oh, it's happening.

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A soul contractor
with the bone raper is ironclad.

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Right, Twayno?

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Absolutable.

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Great campaign slogan.
Put it on everything.

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Just wondering,
what's to a deal like that?

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You have some sort
of a plan or a to-do list or...

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Oh, I certainly hope so.

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Honk.

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There goes the chick boner.

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Okay, class,
I'd like to introduce

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Councilman Sammy Fitzpatrick,
who...

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Hi, folks; I'm councilman
Sammy Fitzpatrick,

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And I am one of you.

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Vatie Futzer.
You are Croatian?

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God, no.

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Councilman, these folks
aren't allowed to vote yet.

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Oh, then screw you guys.

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Is ow.

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Whoa, cool it, all right?

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This is a place for healing,
not hurting.

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Looks like I'm at
the wrong meeting

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'cause I want to hemorrhage
this mother[bleep].

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She's just having a hard time
adjusting to New York.

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We're fine.

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We are not fine.

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You promised me you had
a good job.

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Turns out he works
as a sponge cleaning houses.

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Hey, why don't you guys
lock stems,

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Make this thing right?

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Oh, please, mark.

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She hasn't touched my stem
in five years.

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Never been happier
to be alone in this world.

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Look, marriage is like
a political discourse,

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And as the councilman
can attest to, there's no...

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Where did
that prostitute come from?

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Marla here is gonna show me
a good time tonight.

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I'm pregnant
with your love child.

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So there's that.

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Well, my boner just got
an eviction notice.

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Honestly, he may have
the worst political instincts

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I've ever seen.

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He's not even wearing
his flag pin.

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Ugh, why do I put up
with Twayne's crap?

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I should just move back to hell
and work for dad already.

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Get it over with.

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He's got his pants off again.

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That's a public park,
councilman.

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Okay, okay,
you've seen it, you've seen it.

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Dogs and hobos know
this is mine now.

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Seen here unloading
a shipment of zombie prostitutes

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In a video clip he provided us,

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Councilman Fitzpatrick
has virtually no future

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In the field of politics.

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Hi, ma.

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Ooh, they're fresh.

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No putting that one
back in the box.

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I'm going to have
to report this.

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Report it to who?

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The high council of Satan.

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If I don't report a willful
breach of a soul contract,

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It's my ass in a sling.

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Punishment in hell.

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That's got to be rough.

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Someone's getting
their guts ripped out

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On the killing stone,
and it ain't gonna be me.

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh, mark.

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Uh, hey, buddy.

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Um, hi, Mr. Lilly.

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You know,
I dreaded this moment,

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But now I find myself
embracing it.

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You guys want in?

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Ugh, I really need
to make some changes.

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Question stands.

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Well, I asked you guys
to come by

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Because clearly there's
something very wrong

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With your marriage.

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Delores, is there something
you want to tell great brain?

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I don't like
what you picked out

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For our Macy's gift registry.

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Brain, the other night,
I caught Delores...

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you shut your mouth, mark.

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You shut it.

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You say one word to my husband,

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And I will end y you, bitch.

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Wait, you can read my thoughts?

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Well, can... can brain hear us?

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Are you guys talking
about me telepathically?

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- He's too weak-minded
to hear us,

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One of the many reasons
I don't respect him.

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I'm almost completely convinced

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You're talking
about me telepathically.

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Oh, I've got you.

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What is it you want
from Randall anyway?

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He has a big empty head,

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And he wants nothing in return.

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Great brain, this is gonna
come as a terrible shock, but...

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How dare you defy me?

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Enjoy this migraine.

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Come on, sweetheart.
We're leaving.

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Dude, try to pull it together.

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She reported me
to the demonic council.

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Can you believe that?

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I don't know what
that is, so...

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Candy ass Callie.

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That's what we called her
in grade school.

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His honor.

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Oh, my God.

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I woke up.

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There was blood everywhere.

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It was...

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Awesome.

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Major rush.

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You mean you feel mortified
and it was horrible.

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Mortified, right.

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Did you just think of that?

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Looks like we just found
our new speech writer,

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Eh, Fitzy?

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- Absolutable.
- Absolutable not.

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Sorry, mark, this is America.

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Majority rules.

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Okay, I prepared the acid bath.

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One of you gets
to cut up the limbs.

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Rock, paper, scissors?

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I am not cutting up a dead
male whore's body, Twayne.

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Somebody needs
to call the police.

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Police?

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Oh, thank God he's a zombie.

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Wait a minute.
Tucker, is that you?

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Don't look at me,
Mr. Lilly.

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I'm so ashamed.

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I thought we were passed
this kind of behavior.

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I tried to resist,

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But then he promised me
a cabinet position.

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It was
a lower cabinet position.

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If you know what I mean.

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Honk.

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Sir, you made
a terrible demonic pact.

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- Have not.
- Ugh.

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You guys clearly need
to work some stuff out,

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So I'm just gonna go and...
ooh!

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I strongly urge you
to cut your losses

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Before it's too late.

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Fine, I will.

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Lilly?

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You're my new right hand.

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Wha...

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Fine, you'll both be dead
in a week.

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I'm going to lunch.

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Good, go.

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Mark will handle
the dirty laundry from now on.

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Get a real bike.

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FYI, there will actually be

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Some dirty laundry
to take care of.

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I love you,
Randall Skeffington.

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I love you, Delores surname.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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That was amazing.

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Is that what brain sex is?

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Did I blow your mind?

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Yeah.

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Now let me blow yours.

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Come on, just the tip.

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Fine. No teeth.

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Leonard.

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What... what are you doing
down there?

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Looks like you're moving up
in the world, kiddo.

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The big man likes what he sees.

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I'm talking high stitch
olefin Berber.

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I infrared screened it, man.

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It's pure.

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And where's my stuff?

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Uh, down the hall in...

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Your new office.

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Carry this with you
at all times.

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Hell hath no fury like a demon

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Who has lost her corner office.

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Game on, maggot.

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Oh, I'm gonna pay for that.

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And here I am.

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How's that speech coming along?

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Just to reiterate,

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No speech-writing skills
whatsoever.

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Are you kidding me?

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What is that, comic sans?

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Too much.

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Five years I've been
Twayne's right hand.

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All that sacrifice.

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Definitely a stain on the rug,

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No question about it.

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Do you realize
what would happen to Twayne

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If I so much as picked up
the phone right now?

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Look, I've seen people
come and go in this game,

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And only the weak fail.

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You're too strong for this,
Callie Maggotbone.

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You're right.

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Of course I'm right.

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Mark.

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Twayne.

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It's about you and me
and the carpet now.

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Thanks, Leonard.

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00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:03,728
That is...

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An erection.

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00:10:05,264 --> 00:10:09,501
Sorry, it just feels
so good on my feet.

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Hello? Daddy?

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Kitten.

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I cannot believe this.

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Fitzy for mayor!

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Can he win?

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Absolutable!

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Can he win?

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Absolutable!

271
00:10:26,552 --> 00:10:28,553
Honk!
Honk!

272
00:10:28,621 --> 00:10:30,188
Honk!
Honk!

273
00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:32,190
How did you pull this off?

274
00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:35,427
Tens of thousands
of devoted satanic worshippers.

275
00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:38,496
Plus $37 million
from my trust fund.

276
00:10:38,564 --> 00:10:41,666
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Morgan Freeman.

277
00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:45,904
It started with a fish
and a dream,

278
00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:48,840
A twinkle
in a proud mother's egg sack

279
00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:51,543
And something she'd read once

280
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:55,613
That in America,
dreams really can come true.

281
00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:58,383
Amazing.

282
00:10:58,451 --> 00:10:59,617
I'm getting goose bumps,

283
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:01,853
And I can't stand Fitzpatrick.

284
00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:05,890
There's no risting
the charms of Morgan Freeman.

285
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,325
Ladies and gentlemen,

286
00:11:07,393 --> 00:11:10,295
I give you the former mayors
of New York City

287
00:11:10,362 --> 00:11:13,998
And one member
from Bachmann-turner overdrive.

288
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:17,001
We endorse Sammy Fitz
as the next mayor of New York.

289
00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:18,236
You ain't seen nothing yet.

290
00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,504
Honk.

291
00:11:23,209 --> 00:11:24,642
Here he comes.

292
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,878
Go fitzy!

293
00:11:28,881 --> 00:11:30,715
Yeah, go me.

294
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,984
Hell, yeah.
Honk, honk.

295
00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:38,323
Oh, my God, no.

296
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:41,226
What causes a young fish
to swim upstream?

297
00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:45,663
To fight for an idea
that seems so far out of reach?

298
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:47,599
Cut his Mic. Cut his Mic.

299
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,101
I've been told
to stop narrating,

300
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:52,270
But that's not going to happen.

301
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:55,440
Oh, they all grow tired
of the narrating eventually.

302
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:58,943
My ex-wife found it soothing
at first.

303
00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:03,515
This hole smells
like old tennis shoes.

304
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,851
Our leader's dead.

305
00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:08,853
Any chance we could, uh,

306
00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:10,288
<i>Weekend at Bernie's
this thing?</i>

307
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,023
Not likely, sir.

308
00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:16,027
Then I'd say we have
a bit of a monkey wrench.

309
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:22,400
So my little girl wants
to come into the fold, huh?

310
00:12:22,468 --> 00:12:24,769
I want to destroy Twayne.

311
00:12:24,837 --> 00:12:26,704
Well, you know the deal,
kitten.

312
00:12:26,772 --> 00:12:30,175
Come work for me,
consider it done.

313
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,416
Oh, my little girl's
first death trial.

314
00:12:38,484 --> 00:12:41,152
Bring me bone raper's spine!

315
00:12:43,932 --> 00:12:46,267
So I'm thinking
of proposing to Delores.

316
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,904
Randall, listen to me.

317
00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:53,707
Delores is a total skull digger.

318
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:55,442
She is only dating you
because she wants

319
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,278
To live inside your head.

320
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:58,545
Honk, honk.

321
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,149
Too soon?

322
00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:36,550
Why won't you break?

323
00:13:36,618 --> 00:13:37,785
No!

324
00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:41,555
Splat!

325
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:43,457
That's what you get
for loitering.

326
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,393
Well done, kitten.

327
00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,562
Three more slaughters,
and we're good for lunch.

328
00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:52,132
Oh, I should have stretched
before court.

329
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:55,502
- Leonard.
- Hey, mark.

330
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,838
- You're on their side?
- No, no, no.

331
00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,106
Well, yes.

332
00:14:00,408 --> 00:14:01,942
My knee!

333
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,944
The fourth circle of hell
court is now in session.

334
00:14:04,012 --> 00:14:06,180
The damned
versus Twayne bone raper

335
00:14:06,247 --> 00:14:08,248
For conduct unbecoming a demon.

336
00:14:08,316 --> 00:14:10,184
Proceed, counselor.

337
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:11,585
Thank you, your honor.

338
00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:13,120
First I have
to tip my cap to you.

339
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,355
This courtroom is

340
00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:15,823
Very, very frightening.

341
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,424
Thank you.

342
00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:22,096
What does it mean to be a demon?

343
00:14:22,163 --> 00:14:23,997
That's the question.

344
00:14:24,065 --> 00:14:27,434
It takes a heart of coal.

345
00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:30,471
It takes a hatred of humanity
that runs so deep,

346
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:34,675
You can feel it
in your cloven hooves.

347
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:39,580
And I don't think
there's a demon in this court

348
00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:42,316
Who could fill the cloven hooves

349
00:14:42,384 --> 00:14:45,486
Of Twayne bone raper.

350
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:46,820
Yeah, baby.

351
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,088
Thank you.

352
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,592
Stupid words, your honor.

353
00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,961
Stupid words from a stupid man.

354
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,195
Oh, yeah.

355
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,463
Mr. Bone raper,

356
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,965
How many souls have you acquired

357
00:14:58,032 --> 00:14:59,933
In the past demon fiscal year?

358
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,503
Well, it's hard
to keep track, really.

359
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,937
One.

360
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:06,673
And it belonged to a one

361
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,443
Antony whiskers, house cat.

362
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

363
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:15,349
We're all aware
of his most recent failure.

364
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:16,884
So I'd like to move on

365
00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:20,287
To some of
the other bad deals he's made.

366
00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:23,323
Uh, I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.

367
00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:25,092
Deal.

368
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,495
- Ta-DA.
- Ta-DA.

369
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,534
Msbone raper,
Twayne hurt himself.

370
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,536
Oh, my God.
You poor man.

371
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:36,804
It's totally cool.

372
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:39,506
They grew back.

373
00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,009
Listen, before you say no...

374
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:43,610
Yes.

375
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:47,948
Remember me, Twayne?

376
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,650
I used to be a little girl.

377
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,185
Sarah, no.

378
00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:58,625
Honestly, there's no way to
prepare for something like that.

379
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:01,962
Yeah, there's gonna be
a ten-minute wait.

380
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:06,500
I'll give you $500
to be seated immediately.

381
00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:09,870
Rooty-tooty.

382
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:13,140
Finally, I've left the most
damning piece of evidence

383
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,374
For last.

384
00:16:14,442 --> 00:16:18,145
Mark Lilly.

385
00:16:18,213 --> 00:16:19,646
Hey, that's you.

386
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,582
Smile.
You're on the monitor.

387
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,684
That the bone raper
would select a yes man

388
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:26,720
Like mark Lilly to represent him
at his own tribunal...

389
00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,723
A man with virtually no
experience in a court of law...

390
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,992
Is truly remarkable.

391
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,695
I ask you, is this the action

392
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:38,432
Of a being worthy
of the title of demon?

393
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,601
The prosecution rests.

394
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,102
I thought you were going
to close

395
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,837
With the drums and smudge pots.

396
00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,572
I decided to go another way.

397
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,442
Sure, I've only been at it
for 2,000 years,

398
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,010
But I defer to you.

399
00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:54,281
How does that feel, lover?

400
00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:56,116
Really, really tight.

401
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:59,119
Perfect.

402
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:02,456
Okay, I know I'm new
to the brain sex arena,

403
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:03,724
But what are you doing?

404
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,528
It'll all be over soon.

405
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:08,862
Crap.

406
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,347
Look at her.

407
00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,082
So smug and competent.

408
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,018
Maybe we should talk to her.

409
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:19,186
It may not be too late
for a plea bargain.

410
00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:20,788
Why?

411
00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,023
This is in the bag.

412
00:17:23,892 --> 00:17:25,426
Thank you, Skarks.

413
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:27,094
He'll be at Caesar's palace
this weekend

414
00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:29,096
Performing his salute
to Hawaii.

415
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,198
I haven't seen it,
but I hear it's wonderful.

416
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:34,435
Okay, execute him.

417
00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:38,606
It's the dagger I used to
finish off my first defendant.

418
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:40,341
Now it's yours.

419
00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:41,942
Oh, thanks, dad.

420
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,378
That's really sweet.

421
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:46,680
We're gonna have
a lot of fun, you and me.

422
00:17:46,748 --> 00:17:50,684
I only wish that you were born
with a penis.

423
00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:54,088
Hey, I guess you'll be staying
here in hell after the murder.

424
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,091
I just wanted to say
it's been weird and fun,

425
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,661
And I know I never deserved
your office.

426
00:18:06,401 --> 00:18:08,235
Twayne, last chance.

427
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,037
I don't want to work here
with my dad.

428
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:12,006
All I want
is my old office back.

429
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,340
No deal.

430
00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,009
You can't possibly be
this stupid.

431
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:18,012
Nobody tells me
how stupid I can be.

432
00:18:20,415 --> 00:18:22,416
Oh, you really did it.

433
00:18:22,484 --> 00:18:24,351
What did you think
was going to happen?

434
00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:26,754
Things just usually work out.

435
00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:29,557
Because I'm always there
to clean up your messes.

436
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,394
Okay.

437
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,730
You can have your office back.

438
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:38,099
Mark's demoted.

439
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,134
No more sexual tension.

440
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,969
You were right about everything.

441
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,972
You were always right.

442
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,975
I'm dropping the charges.

443
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,078
Let's get him to the hospital.

444
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,781
He's losing a lot of snakes.

445
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,382
Sorry, daddy.

446
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,251
This just isn't for me.

447
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,286
I'm a New York girl now.

448
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:02,990
Whatever makes you miserable,
dear.

449
00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:09,497
Where have you been?

450
00:19:09,564 --> 00:19:11,765
Did Delores do this to you?

451
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:15,136
I've been through five hours
of nasal torture.

452
00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:17,471
What? Where is she?

453
00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:19,140
In the closet

454
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,508
With her husband

455
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:22,143
Having sex.

456
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,945
Oh, you like those fat,
useless zombies, huh?

457
00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:26,580
Call me a skull digger.

458
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:29,183
I'm so spongy for you right now.

459
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,486
You hear that, zombie?
Spongy.

460
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,155
This is what gets us off.

461
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:37,024
Mind games
are all we brains have.

462
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,592
Interesting, interesting.

463
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,095
Get out of my apartment.

464
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,097
There will always be
a special place for you

465
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,533
In my basal ganglia.

466
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,402
Hey, you hungry?

467
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,537
Let's go to basilica's
for some borscht.

468
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,971
I just feel so used.

469
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:53,207
Sorry, pal. I know.
It hurts now.

470
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,542
But it'll get better.

471
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:55,809
I'm sorry too.

472
00:19:55,877 --> 00:19:57,044
Don't worry about it.

473
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,512
We all get caught up sometimes.

474
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,147
No, not that.

475
00:20:00,215 --> 00:20:02,349
Delores made me pee on her

476
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,385
In your bed.

477
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:06,921
You know what, you keep that.

478
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,189
Really?

479
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,992
For some,

480
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,227
It's fleeting.

481
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,095
Oh, why?

482
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:17,965
It doesn't make any sense.

483
00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:23,237
For others, it comes naturally.

484
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,609
All I know is,
it doesn't like me.

485
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:30,511
Go easy for a few days.

486
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,846
Your white snake count
is still quite low.

487
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,617
Hey, I just wanted to say

488
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,919
I'm sorry I screwed things up
so bad.

489
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,089
Things worked out
exactly as I planned.

490
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,425
I came out of this stronger
than ever.

491
00:20:49,631 --> 00:20:51,465
Well, except that you have

492
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,867
To crap in that bag
for the next month.

493
00:20:53,935 --> 00:20:57,137
Speaking which,
it needs changing.

494
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:58,639
Honk, honk.

495
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,608
Cucumber.

496
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:02,058
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