1 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:08,897 - Congratulations, detective brock. 2 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,440 The answers to all your questions 3 00:00:11,442 --> 00:00:16,770 From the last six years lays behind that door. 4 00:00:16,772 --> 00:00:20,335 - I've exhausted every plausible theory. 5 00:00:20,337 --> 00:00:23,033 I can't imagine a satisfying ending 6 00:00:23,035 --> 00:00:24,966 To this twisty adventure. 7 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:27,433 - Sometimes the road to discovery 8 00:00:27,435 --> 00:00:30,300 Can lead down confusing paths. 9 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,600 - Wow, what a weird dream. 10 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:39,266 I can't wait to tell god about it. 11 00:00:41,466 --> 00:00:43,264 - Wow. - Oh! 12 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:46,262 - Ah, it was all an angel's dream. 13 00:00:46,264 --> 00:00:48,228 Uh, what a way to tie up the series. 14 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,127 - Agreed. Genius. 15 00:00:50,129 --> 00:00:51,626 - You know, I thought 16 00:00:51,628 --> 00:00:53,259 They'd written themselves into a corner, 17 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,591 But cuse and lindelof have done it again. 18 00:00:55,593 --> 00:00:57,989 They get me every time, those two. 19 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,722 - Grimes, you're awfully quiet. 20 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,022 What did you think of the ending? 21 00:01:01,024 --> 00:01:02,987 an angel's dream? 22 00:01:02,989 --> 00:01:06,785 You can't end a series after six goddamn seasons 23 00:01:06,787 --> 00:01:08,184 With an angel's dream! 24 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:09,918 - Hey, that's-- - ah! 25 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,750 - As god is my witness, someone's gonna pay for this! 26 00:01:12,752 --> 00:01:16,015 Captioning by captionmax www.Captionmax.Com 27 00:01:17,982 --> 00:01:20,446 - I don't feel well. 28 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,278 - Ow! No hotter than usual. 29 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,277 - Well, then there's something wrong with your hand. 30 00:01:25,279 --> 00:01:28,209 - You're just feeling upset that your father 31 00:01:28,211 --> 00:01:30,509 Is pressuring you to take over his job. 32 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,441 - I'll pretend I have laryngitis. 33 00:01:32,443 --> 00:01:34,240 Then maybe daddy will pick someone else. 34 00:01:34,242 --> 00:01:36,441 - At least you have a father to disappoint. 35 00:01:36,443 --> 00:01:39,439 I haven't seen my dad since my fifth birthday. 36 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:40,939 - What happened to him? 37 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:43,238 - Mom says he's still stuck in traffic, 38 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,071 But something about that doesn't seem right to me. 39 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,135 You know, I drew this when I was five. 40 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:51,669 That's how I'll always remember us. 41 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,966 Oh, my god, dude. 42 00:01:54,968 --> 00:01:57,998 While I was touching my penis just now, 43 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,630 You were touching my heart. 44 00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:03,296 I've filmed you guys having sex hundreds of times, 45 00:02:03,298 --> 00:02:06,061 And I made a pretty good living off it. 46 00:02:06,063 --> 00:02:08,661 But now I'm boxed in as a porno director, 47 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:10,793 And hollywood won't touch me. 48 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:13,425 If I could document your quest to find your father, 49 00:02:13,427 --> 00:02:15,758 I might just be able to revive my career. 50 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,056 I'll try if you will. 51 00:02:18,058 --> 00:02:21,089 - You know, I am really gonna need all that sex footage back. 52 00:02:21,091 --> 00:02:23,420 - Okay, well, that, I'm afraid, you have to take up 53 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:26,052 With hardcore muff productions, because that's not even a thing 54 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:27,719 That I, you know, control. 55 00:02:29,552 --> 00:02:32,883 - So that's how I, as your next chief operating officer 56 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:35,780 Of demonic affairs, will use spam-- 57 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:38,546 - Aldermack, we know you want your daughter to replace you, 58 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:40,645 But can you at least pretend to pay attention 59 00:02:40,647 --> 00:02:42,044 To the other candidates? 60 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:43,810 - Hey, I have a high score going. 61 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:46,575 - And I'm not talking about, uh, the canned meat. 62 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:48,441 I'm talking about annoying emails. 63 00:02:48,443 --> 00:02:51,506 - He totally butchered that. - No, no. 64 00:02:51,508 --> 00:02:53,772 He was great. Ooh. 65 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,405 - Okay, cathy. Who's up next? 66 00:02:56,407 --> 00:02:58,304 - Callie maggotbone. 67 00:02:58,306 --> 00:03:01,235 - I'm sorry, but I have laryngitis, 68 00:03:01,237 --> 00:03:04,934 So I didn't have time to prepare anything. 69 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:09,532 - So it's lucky she made this video presentation beforehand. 70 00:03:12,665 --> 00:03:15,196 - When you hear the name callie maggotbone, 71 00:03:15,198 --> 00:03:17,062 You think of two things: 72 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,161 Boobs and evil. 73 00:03:19,163 --> 00:03:21,060 - Well, I know who gets my vote. 74 00:03:21,062 --> 00:03:23,225 Round one goes to callie, right, gentlemen? 75 00:03:23,227 --> 00:03:24,291 - Mm. - Oh, yeah. 76 00:03:24,293 --> 00:03:27,423 - Ugh. Thanks a lot, twayne. 77 00:03:27,425 --> 00:03:29,190 - I'm gonna be the best damned wife 78 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:32,155 A ceo of hell's ever had, callie. 79 00:03:32,157 --> 00:03:33,821 - I don't want the position. 80 00:03:33,823 --> 00:03:36,787 - This job only comes around once every 35 years, 81 00:03:36,789 --> 00:03:38,886 And I'm not gonna let you blow it for me-- 82 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:40,785 I mean us. 83 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:41,851 - Whoa. 84 00:03:41,853 --> 00:03:44,217 - My bacon-wrapped figs! You oaf! 85 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:46,516 - Sorry about that. 86 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,782 You wanted to see me? 87 00:03:47,784 --> 00:03:48,849 - Yes. 88 00:03:48,851 --> 00:03:50,347 Grimes has been busting people 89 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:52,214 Who liked the ending of his favorite tv show. 90 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:53,446 Here's his dossier. 91 00:03:53,448 --> 00:03:54,879 Read it and fix him! 92 00:03:54,881 --> 00:03:56,411 But not before you close your eyes 93 00:03:56,413 --> 00:03:58,976 And taste this stuffed mushroom. 94 00:03:58,978 --> 00:04:02,241 - Great mouth feel. Uh, needs a little pepper. 95 00:04:03,908 --> 00:04:06,506 - You picked a great day for a ride-along, lilly. 96 00:04:06,508 --> 00:04:09,571 Sun's shining and plenty of crime on the streets. 97 00:04:09,573 --> 00:04:10,871 - Please let me go. 98 00:04:10,873 --> 00:04:12,404 I'll take back my glowing review 99 00:04:12,406 --> 00:04:14,436 Of dishonorable discharge. 100 00:04:14,438 --> 00:04:17,634 - Shut up, washington post's esteemed tv critic tom shales. 101 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,533 - Grimes, you've been suspended. 102 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:22,498 We definitely should not be in a d.O.I. Car. 103 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,398 - Mark, you need to shift the conversation 104 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,697 Back to your father. 105 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,695 Remember what we talked about in bed? 106 00:04:27,697 --> 00:04:31,561 - There is a deep well of feelings and memories 107 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,993 About my father, randall, but right now, 108 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:35,724 We are here to help grimes. 109 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:36,957 - You want to help? 110 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:38,990 Flip on that siren for me, jimmy. 111 00:04:38,992 --> 00:04:40,756 - Did you just call me jimmy? 112 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,188 - It's fine. We'll fix it in post. 113 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,688 Keep going. - I don't hear siren, jimmy. 114 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,653 - Well, I didn't realize a civilian was allowed 115 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:48,885 To touch the equipment like that, but, uh... 116 00:04:51,553 --> 00:04:53,383 - oh, my god. 117 00:04:53,385 --> 00:04:56,249 Grimes is having some sort of psychological episode. 118 00:04:57,317 --> 00:04:58,914 - Do something, tom shales. 119 00:05:03,513 --> 00:05:05,244 - Another clean collar, sarge. 120 00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:07,544 - Real clean, kid. 121 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:08,943 First day on the force, 122 00:05:08,945 --> 00:05:12,841 And you just busted your new partner. 123 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,606 - Good work, rookie. 124 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:17,306 You just ruined a seven-month sting. 125 00:05:17,308 --> 00:05:19,372 - But why would a cop dress like a pimp? 126 00:05:19,374 --> 00:05:21,204 - Jimmy's a master of disguise. 127 00:05:21,206 --> 00:05:23,469 You two are gonna work undercover. 128 00:05:23,471 --> 00:05:26,234 - Rookies. - Can't live with 'em. 129 00:05:26,236 --> 00:05:27,600 Can't shoot 'em in the leg. 130 00:05:27,602 --> 00:05:28,900 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 131 00:05:28,902 --> 00:05:30,132 - I never heard that one. 132 00:05:30,134 --> 00:05:31,365 - ow! 133 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,563 - I'm gonna feel that in the morning. 134 00:05:34,565 --> 00:05:39,095 Stupid rookies. 135 00:05:39,097 --> 00:05:40,493 Where am I? 136 00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:42,227 - What the hell are you doing here, grimes? 137 00:05:42,229 --> 00:05:43,992 You know damn well that court order 138 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:46,624 Forbids you from being within two blocks of the station. 139 00:05:46,626 --> 00:05:48,623 - It's okay. I'm his therapist. 140 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,389 This is part of his healing process. 141 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:54,121 I can speak to this from personal experience, 142 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:58,120 Having gone through a very damaging crisis myself, 143 00:05:58,122 --> 00:06:00,119 Growing up without a father. 144 00:06:00,121 --> 00:06:02,484 - Okay, hey, mark, uh, I think we're-- 145 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:03,950 I think we're good on the dad thing. 146 00:06:03,952 --> 00:06:05,349 You know what? 147 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:06,615 We're probably just gonna take it 148 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,181 In a little bit of a different direction 149 00:06:08,183 --> 00:06:09,846 And go with the psycho cop angle. 150 00:06:09,848 --> 00:06:12,311 So just find your moments, or I will cut around you. 151 00:06:12,313 --> 00:06:14,376 - Wait, grimes. 152 00:06:14,378 --> 00:06:15,842 I didn't know you used to be a real cop. 153 00:06:15,844 --> 00:06:17,508 - Me neither. 154 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,673 I always wondered what I was doing in the '70s. 155 00:06:19,675 --> 00:06:23,139 I've repressed everything between 1975 and '79. 156 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:26,004 - Says here you were dishonorably discharged? 157 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:27,837 - You bastard! 158 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,102 You think I've forgotten about your series finale 159 00:06:30,104 --> 00:06:33,135 Taking a hot dump all over my expectations? 160 00:06:37,934 --> 00:06:39,633 - I'm sensing a connection here. 161 00:06:39,635 --> 00:06:42,664 Tight on me. I'm gonna try something. 162 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,763 Hey, francis. Hi, buddy. 163 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:47,095 Hey, you know what I find myself wondering? 164 00:06:47,097 --> 00:06:49,861 I'm wondering, "how would lieutenant grimes 165 00:06:49,863 --> 00:06:53,858 Have written that final episode of dishonorable discharge"? 166 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:56,590 - Well, I'd lose the angel, for starters. 167 00:06:56,592 --> 00:06:59,322 Or at least she'd go back to sleep and continue dreaming 168 00:06:59,324 --> 00:07:03,119 Until she reached an acceptable ending to the goddamn show. 169 00:07:03,121 --> 00:07:04,985 - Tell me we got that. 170 00:07:04,987 --> 00:07:07,120 - I can't believe I thought you were leading man material, 171 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:10,646 Because you have the personality of particleboard. 172 00:07:13,661 --> 00:07:15,561 - Well, kitten, the competition to replace me 173 00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:17,930 Enters its second phase tomorrow. 174 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:21,367 What's your strategy for the all-important death-cathalon? 175 00:07:21,369 --> 00:07:23,102 - Daddy, has it ever occurred to you 176 00:07:23,104 --> 00:07:24,837 That I don't want to replace you? 177 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:28,040 - Of course it has. I just don't give a. 178 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:30,043 I'm not going to choose someone "based on merit" 179 00:07:30,045 --> 00:07:32,111 Like donald trump on the apprentice. 180 00:07:32,113 --> 00:07:34,115 I'm going to hire my unqualified daughter 181 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:36,651 Like donald trump in real life. 182 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:40,455 - Hmm. 183 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:42,090 - Pretty good, huh? 184 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:44,493 Did you like the gypsy transvestite character, mark? 185 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:46,730 She's based on you. 186 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,066 - No, I did not. 187 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,567 How about we talk about your ending? 188 00:07:50,569 --> 00:07:51,701 - What about it? 189 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:53,103 - You didn't write one. 190 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:54,904 - I did, and it's pretty damn great. 191 00:07:54,906 --> 00:07:57,273 The last pages are sealed in an aluminum tube 192 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:58,741 That I shoved up my ass. 193 00:07:58,743 --> 00:08:00,844 If you'll give me a modicum of privacy 194 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:02,879 And 90 seconds here-- 195 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:05,448 - Okay, well, let's--let's leave that ending for now. 196 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:08,684 If it's all right with you, I'd like to try something. 197 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:15,493 Ta-da. I bet this takes you back, huh? 198 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,362 - Nothing about this feels remotely familiar, jimmy. 199 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:19,998 Cool car, though. 200 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,234 - He continues to use his partner's name 201 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,537 Even though he was referring to me. 202 00:08:24,539 --> 00:08:27,442 I'm going to try prompting those repressed memories. 203 00:08:27,444 --> 00:08:28,710 Stay close. - Oh, that's great! 204 00:08:28,712 --> 00:08:30,512 Make him have a breakdown. 205 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:32,648 - You see, grimes, the trauma you're blocking 206 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:35,851 Is directly connected to your old... 207 00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:36,985 - Sandwich. 208 00:08:36,987 --> 00:08:38,487 - I was looking for old partner, 209 00:08:38,489 --> 00:08:40,757 But there are no wrong answers. 210 00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:44,160 I noticed you last turned psycho 211 00:08:44,162 --> 00:08:46,562 When you were behind the wheel of a car. 212 00:08:46,564 --> 00:08:47,696 Ringing any bells? 213 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,598 - No way, I hate bells. 214 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,933 - Very well. 215 00:08:50,935 --> 00:08:53,269 How about... 216 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,337 Now? 217 00:08:54,339 --> 00:08:55,906 - You look like an ass. 218 00:08:55,908 --> 00:08:58,274 Hey, a dashboard 8-track. 219 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:00,277 You don't see that every day. 220 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:08,521 - ♪ my one love, sweet as wine ♪ 221 00:09:08,523 --> 00:09:10,390 - ♪ rolling through the assholes ♪ 222 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:11,891 ♪ of my mind ♪ 223 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:13,260 Ow! 224 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,928 - I told you, hot wheels and snack time 225 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,164 Are after roll call, rookie. 226 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:20,768 - Now, we know the demons are making a change at the top. 227 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:26,275 One of these four guys is about to become top dog in hell. 228 00:09:26,277 --> 00:09:28,877 - Hey, jimmy, can we get hot dogs later? 229 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,512 Don't tell me. Keep me in suspense. 230 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:33,349 - Whoever collars the new boss 231 00:09:33,351 --> 00:09:36,853 Gets to use my boathouse on a weekend of my choosing. 232 00:09:36,855 --> 00:09:40,589 - How could a guy who owns a boathouse be so angry, jimmy? 233 00:09:40,591 --> 00:09:42,391 - The question you should be asking is, 234 00:09:42,393 --> 00:09:45,061 "when is jimmy gonna teach me everything he knows 235 00:09:45,063 --> 00:09:47,463 About going undercover?" 236 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:49,932 And the answer is: Now. 237 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,834 - Ah! - Let's get started, rookie. 238 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:58,942 - Oh! 239 00:09:58,944 --> 00:10:00,311 - Moron! 240 00:10:02,881 --> 00:10:06,384 Nice shoes, ass! - Hey! Ow! 241 00:10:06,386 --> 00:10:08,185 Mailing a cat is a federal offense, jimmy. 242 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:09,420 Oh! 243 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:14,159 - Yah! Rule number one is cover up your mustache. 244 00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:17,362 I gotcha. 245 00:10:17,364 --> 00:10:19,498 - Freeze, junkie! 246 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,300 - Now you're ready, grimes. 247 00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:23,770 Let's go catch us a demon. 248 00:10:23,772 --> 00:10:25,505 - Grimes! Grimes? 249 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:26,706 Nope, grimes! 250 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,708 - Ah! What's going on? 251 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,977 - You just came out of the world's longest flashback. 252 00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:33,946 We're in the middle of arizona, and I have to say, 253 00:10:33,948 --> 00:10:37,517 You drive shockingly well while in a fugue state. 254 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:40,119 - I never saw this as a buddy picture, honest to god, 255 00:10:40,121 --> 00:10:42,688 But you guys have great chemistry. 256 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:46,024 - Try to ease it down under 100 and find the next exit. 257 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:49,462 I have got quite the urine jug to evacuate. 258 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:53,133 - Ladies and gentlemen, it's phase two 259 00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,569 Of our little competition to replace me. 260 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,204 not that anyone could. 261 00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:00,173 - Oh, I should have said that. 262 00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:01,741 - The judges will base your scores 263 00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:05,413 On carnage inflicted, nefariousness, and poise. 264 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,049 On the count of three, start your evil. 265 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:09,918 One, two... 266 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,988 - Oh, henry, you blew it again. 267 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:15,926 - No, no, no. No, he was great. 268 00:11:15,928 --> 00:11:17,428 Ooh. 269 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:25,304 oof! 270 00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:27,240 Huh? Oh! 271 00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:42,855 - Take that, mother nature. 272 00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:45,458 - We came to d.C. Just for this? 273 00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:59,474 - Hmm! 274 00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:02,511 My god, this coffee's triggering a memory, 275 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,446 A bold, robust memory. 276 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:06,248 - Maybe you should just put the coffee down. 277 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,487 - Oh, flashback vomit. I like where this is going. 278 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:12,155 Mark, get in the frame. 279 00:12:13,657 --> 00:12:16,593 - Let me know when you need a refill, hon. 280 00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,962 - Tell me your biggest flaw. 281 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:23,167 - Well, sometimes I'm afraid I'm a little bit too evil. 282 00:12:23,169 --> 00:12:25,302 - Well, I'd say your biggest flaw 283 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:28,238 Is actually a great attribute. 284 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,373 I'm sold. 285 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:30,774 You're exactly the kind of guy 286 00:12:30,776 --> 00:12:34,512 I want to replace me as leader of hell. 287 00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:37,948 - I think I got a-- a lead in the case, jimmy. 288 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:41,017 - You got more than a lead. You cracked it. 289 00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:45,488 That boathouse is as good as ours, partner. 290 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:49,827 - Partner. 291 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,064 Partner. 292 00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:54,465 He called me partner. 293 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,500 - Come on, buddy. 294 00:12:56,502 --> 00:12:58,869 You've had enough tonight, yeah. 295 00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,906 Let's get you back to new york. 296 00:13:00,908 --> 00:13:03,041 - Okay, yeah. I think I'm ready. 297 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,977 Hi-yah! 298 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:06,445 Grab his feet. 299 00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:08,880 Hope you got a full charge, camera monkey, 300 00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:11,640 Because things are about to get crazy. 301 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,239 - Well, I've been dreaming for 35 years of retiring 302 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:19,878 And driving this baby to branson, missouri. 303 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,984 - But I don't want your job, daddy. 304 00:13:21,986 --> 00:13:25,191 - It's not optional. You're taking the snake, dear. 305 00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:28,164 - Take the snake? What does that even mean? 306 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,768 - I didn't want to have to do this 307 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,438 Before the ceremony, 308 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,576 But looks like I'm going to have to whip it out. 309 00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:35,080 - Oh, gross! 310 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,084 - It's not what it looks like, perv. 311 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:40,526 I just can't have anything restricting me 312 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,763 When I do this. 313 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:43,132 - Do what? 314 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,886 - Get your rest tonight, sweetheart. 315 00:13:51,888 --> 00:13:54,224 Because to replace me, you're going to have 316 00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:56,563 To swallow this thing. 317 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:01,607 - I haven't cried like that since I was a little boy. 318 00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:03,912 Feels good to have that weight off my shoulders. 319 00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:05,618 - Well, you got mark locked in the trunk, 320 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,756 And you're barreling through the middle of l.A. 321 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,461 Do you have a plan, or are you just gonna 322 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:11,331 Drive us straight into the ocean? 323 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,935 I mean, I'm good either way. 324 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:14,639 - I am not. 325 00:14:14,641 --> 00:14:16,176 - I've got a plan, all right. 326 00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:18,650 I've still got one more scene up my ass. 327 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,687 Those mother of dishonorable discharge 328 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,157 Owe me a proper ending! 329 00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:30,509 - I'd like to thank you ladies in advance 330 00:14:30,511 --> 00:14:33,984 For tomorrow's inevitable victory for callie and I. 331 00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:38,059 This is a "w" for all demonkind. 332 00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:42,369 Here's to the ladies, heey! 333 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,247 - Okay, gang, if I can get your eyes up front. 334 00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:49,954 I know you just happened to be in the building 335 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,927 When this unfortunate-- I wouldn't say hostage crisis, 336 00:14:52,929 --> 00:14:56,636 But let's call it an improv therapy session broke out. 337 00:14:56,638 --> 00:15:00,346 If you could just read this one scene as requested-- 338 00:15:00,348 --> 00:15:01,983 - Exactly as [bleep] written. 339 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,453 - Okay. 340 00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:05,458 I think we can all get out of here unscathed. 341 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:09,234 And just real quick, remember: Acting, it's reacting. 342 00:15:09,236 --> 00:15:12,006 So just make a bold choice. Commit to that choice. 343 00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:13,978 All right, the gentleman with the gun? 344 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,315 - I think I'm good to go. 345 00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:17,419 - All right, folks, the faster we read, 346 00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:19,024 The faster we're through here. 347 00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:22,165 I need places, and we're rolling. 348 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,671 And flashback. 349 00:15:28,046 --> 00:15:30,786 - I would like to announce the demon 350 00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:34,562 Who will replace me as leader of hell: 351 00:15:34,564 --> 00:15:36,433 Skinny bob. 352 00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:41,679 Have you chosen a demonic name for yourself? 353 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:44,719 - I have: Aldermack. 354 00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:46,724 - Damn it, jimmy. Where are you? 355 00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:51,200 - Now, aldermack, prepare to ingest slitherax, 356 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:55,775 The demon snake that possesses all that is evil. 357 00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:00,018 - It's going down. 358 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,255 Looks like it's time 359 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:03,392 For the student to become the master. 360 00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,308 Take this, snake mother! 361 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,979 Jimmy says hello! 362 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,368 Ah! 363 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:22,738 Jimmy? 364 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,008 You didn't tell me 365 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,444 We were pulling a wall job. 366 00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:29,688 I was getting it on tape. 367 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,729 A good cop always secures evidence. 368 00:16:32,731 --> 00:16:34,833 - My sweet, sweet jimmy. 369 00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:36,236 But why didn't you tell me? 370 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:40,613 - Because I knew you'd [bleep] it up. 371 00:16:40,615 --> 00:16:43,252 Now we won't get a shot at this 372 00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:47,563 For another 35 years. 373 00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:51,873 - No! 374 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,714 I'm starting to repress my memory, no! 375 00:16:59,825 --> 00:17:03,299 Why couldn't it have been me who I shot? 376 00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,840 - And scene! 377 00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,511 - Good, right? How did I look? 378 00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:11,384 - What an amazing breakthrough that was. 379 00:17:11,386 --> 00:17:14,492 You killed your partner. 380 00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,366 That's what's been bothering you this whole time. 381 00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,504 You must feel really ready to put down that gun 382 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,907 And head back to new york now. 383 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,444 - Damn right, I am. 384 00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:25,684 That snake ceremony was 35 years ago to the day. 385 00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:28,123 If we leave now, we'll just barely make it. 386 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,754 Dust off the piss jug, lilly. We're going home. 387 00:17:35,562 --> 00:17:37,667 - As time and distance from l.A. Pass, 388 00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,238 I am increasingly respectful 389 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,347 Of these persistent bastards from paramount studios. 390 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:50,771 - Tonight, as you know, I leave my coveted throne of power. 391 00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:55,350 After 35 years of my leadership, I will pass the snake 392 00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:59,328 To the only one among you that I truly trust. 393 00:18:00,902 --> 00:18:03,608 - She's been with me through thick and thin 394 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,416 And has never once complained. 395 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,356 So please welcome your new snake sucker, 396 00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:11,128 Ca... 397 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:11,830 Ca... 398 00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:15,131 Ca... Cathy. 399 00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:19,260 -My assistant for over 35 years -Me? 400 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:23,250 -Oh dear -Unexpectable,unexpectable 401 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,163 This ruling will not stand 402 00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:29,000 Not that I wanted this but you can't be serious 403 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,641 Enough ! 404 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,812 I have made my decision 405 00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:36,820 Now prepare the circle 406 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,366 And light the flames 407 00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:44,963 Ok Grimes,this story has been a little all over the place 408 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,360 It's nobody's fault 409 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,383 ok? That's just the nature of what we're doing 410 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,669 But I'm running out of tape 411 00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:51,959 So it would really help 412 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,561 If we can end on an action sequence 413 00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:56,330 In the next 30 or so seconds 414 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:59,899 Then buckle your seat belts ! 415 00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:05,660 I just want to make it clear 416 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,306 to everyone here that what I'm about to do to Cathy 417 00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:09,615 is entirely non sexual 418 00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:13,569 Prepare to take my snake Cathy 419 00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:27,393 Wow 420 00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,207 Really dodged a bullet there 421 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:33,316 This one is for Jimmy you sons of bitches 422 00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:37,268 You've got to be kidding me 423 00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,934 God damn it Grimes 424 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,183 I am Jimmy ! 425 00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:52,518 Looks like you screwed up again rookie 426 00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:54,808 35 years undercover 427 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,433 The best work of my life wasted 428 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,507 Oh no,I think I feel myself starting to repress this again 429 00:20:04,627 --> 00:20:07,533 That...uh..might be for the best 430 00:20:07,653 --> 00:20:10,148 And scene 431 00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:13,256 Guys,I know I'm the one who pushed the buddy cup angle 432 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,442 But it's just not working,Ok? 433 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,625 So get your pants off and we'll make this a porno 434 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:24,081 As much as we think we can control the world around us 435 00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:29,151 Or the people closest to us 436 00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:33,568 Sometimes 437 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,473 It's nice to get some directions 438 00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:38,700 As much of an honor as it would have been to take daddy's snake 439 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,767 I'd much rather take yours 440 00:20:41,097 --> 00:20:45,124 I'm sorry,I can't do this with all this people around 441 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,104 Mark you know what,I'm recasting your part 442 00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:49,008 Todd get in here ! 443 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:50,867 And lose the pants 444 00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:02,985 I'm not gonna tell god about this one.