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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Guys, I need Cox.
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He goes on in two minutes
and I can't find him.
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Mr. Cox.
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Mr. Cox?
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You're gonna have to give him
a moment, son.
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Dewey Cox needs to think about
his entire life before he plays.
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Come on, Nate, let's go play.
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I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice.
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You can't practice all the time, Nate.
You're already perfect.
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All right. Come on, Dewey,
let's go play!
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- Today's gonna be the best day ever!
- Yeah!
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Ain't nothing horrible
gonna happen today.
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What do you wanna be
when you grow up, Dewey?
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I don't know. Never really
thunk about it before.
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When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a great composer.
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And a professional baseball player.
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Then I'm gonna be an astronaut,
and I'm gonna go to the moon.
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There's nothing I won't do
with this long, long life of mine.
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For sure.
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That's what's great about being young.
So much time to do great things.
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Let's go play!
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My turn!
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I got him! I got him!
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Catch!
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Chicken!
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I challenge you to a duel, sir.
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I don't know, Nate.
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You know how mad Pa gets
when we play with his machetes.
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Come on. There's nothing wrong
with a little machete-fighting.
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Now, en garde!
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- Do you yield, sir?
- Never!
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Prepare to meet your maker.
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- Dewey!
- Nate!
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I'm halved!
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Oh, we should've listened to Pa.
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Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
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In case I don't make it,
then you'll have to be double great…
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…for the both of us.
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Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate.
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You can handle it, Dewey.
Now, run, get Pa!
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Holy shit.
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This was a particularly bad case
of somebody being cut in half.
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I was not able to reattach
the top half of his body…
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…to the bottom half of his body.
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Speak English, doc!
We ain't scientists.
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I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, my God.
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Dear God. Oh, Dewey.
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It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.
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Oh, Pa, you don't mean that.
It's not his fault.
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He cut him in half with a machete.
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No.
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You. You're not half the boy
that Nate was.
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You're not even half the boy
that the top half of Nate was…
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…after you cut him in half.
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So you're saying I'm less than
a quarter of the boy Nate was?
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The wrong kid died.
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Ma, I can't smell anything.
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You can't smell anything?
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I think I lost my sense of smell.
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You gone smell-blind, son.
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It'll pass, Dewey.
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Now, you run on down to the country
store and get us some butter.
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And a candle.
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We're gonna light us
a candle tonight.
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I'm a gamblin' man
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I gambled everywhere I go
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I'm a gamblin' man
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Lord, I gambled from door to door
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I've never heard no music
like that before.
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It's so sad.
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That's why it's called the blues, boy.
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I think I'd like to play me
some blues.
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Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand
the true meaning of the blues.
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I reckon I might.
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You play the guitar?
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Never have before.
But I'm a real fast learner.
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Well, go ahead.
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You put your finger right up there.
Place your hands here. That's it.
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That's the G chord.
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Now hit the strings
with your other hand.
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- That's it.
- There you go.
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Yeah, just like that.
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I done a bad thing
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Cut my brother in half
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It's not bad for your first time.
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You can do it, Dewey.
You'll be double great.
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For the both of us.
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Dewey?
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Dewey.
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Dewey?
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Mama, you made it!
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There's my favorite 14-year-old son.
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Oh, no. Come on, now.
Not in front of the fellas.
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Howdy, boys.
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Howdy, Mrs. Cox.
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I just wanted to say break a leg.
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I know you boys are gonna
play a real good song.
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Oh, thanks, Ma.
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I'm just so proud you learned to play
the guitar so good.
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Without even having
a sense of smell.
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It's all right now, Mama.
I learned how to play by ear.
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You just go out there
and sing your heart out.
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I will, Mama.
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- How we gonna follow that?
- Delilah Montgomery.
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- Delilah Montgomery.
- Very nice!
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And now sophomore Dewey Cox
is gonna sing us a song.
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So, ladies and germs…
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I know, I know.
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Please welcome Dewey Cox
and the Dewey Cox Four.
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Hi. My name's Dewey Cox.
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And this is a little song I wrote called
"Take My Hand."
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I sure hope you like it.
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The wrong kid died, goddamn it.
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- Take
- Take, take
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Take my hand
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Take my hand
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We're gonna walk through the park
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I promise to have you
Home before dark
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Home before dark
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Oh, life would be so sweet
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Walking with you down the street
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This music is an outrage!
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Come on and take my hand
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Come on and take my hand
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It's the devil's music!
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It's all right if you're coy
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After all I'm a boy
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And you're a girl
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But make no mistake
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Yours is the hand
I want to take
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So please
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So please, please
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Take my hand
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You're going to hell!
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Blasphemer!
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That's it. I want you
out of this house, boy.
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- Pa!
- You heard the preacher.
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You think we don't know
what you're talking about…
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…when you say "take my hand"?
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What? It's about holding hands.
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You watch your mouth.
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You know who's got hands?
The devil.
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And he uses them for holding.
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I ain't got no room in my house
for no devil's spawn.
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Be careful. Before you say something
you regret for the rest of your days.
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Like what?
Like "the wrong kid died"?
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Oh, no! No!
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It's okay.
It's okay, Mama, settle down.
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Pa's right.
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Springberry ain't big enough
for me no more.
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I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox
to move on.
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But you're only 14.
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Mama, I love you.
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But I don't need nobody.
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All I need is my music.
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I seen my path today,
and I'm gonna take it.
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And someday,
I'll make my masterpiece…
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…and you'll all be proud of me.
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Just like you were of Nate.
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Can I come, Dewey?
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Of course you can, Edith.
You're my girlfriend.
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- I am?
- Yeah, silly.
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I pointed at you in the audience.
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Did you hear that?
I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend!
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You're the most talented man
I've ever seen in my whole life.
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And you will never get anything
but love and support from me…
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…for you and your dreams
the rest of my life.
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Well, then, go on.
Get out of this house.
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Before I cut your dreams in half
like you cut mine in half.
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Goodbye, Pa.
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Just wait till you see
what happens now.
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Here we go.
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Ma and Pa leave home
All the kids get glad
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You know our house's
Gonna jump like mad
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We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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You know what I'm saying.
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there.
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My name is Bobby Shad
and these are the Bad Men.
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We gonna take a break,
then we be right back…
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…to rock till the morning light,
all right?
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Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad!
Wow, that was really great.
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Hey, I play a little guitar.
If you ever need…
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- Dewey!
- Yes, sir?
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I pay you to mop,
not bother the band.
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My customers come to dance erotically,
and they need a clean floor to do it on!
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Do your job or I'll find
somebody who will.
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Yes, sir.
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Lonesome blues
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Dewey, will you cut out that racket?
I'm trying to feed your child!
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How am I supposed to make it as
a famous musician if I don't practice?
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Will you stop talking
about that music?
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But it's my dream, baby.
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Daddy said if we move home, he could
give you a job at the slaughterhouse.
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You can make an honest living.
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Wouldn't have to hang your head in
shame, walking around like a failure.
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I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old
with a wife and a baby.
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Ain't no musician ever made
no money, Dewey.
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Edith, I am starting to think…
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…that maybe
you don't believe in me.
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I do believe in you.
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I just know you're gonna fail.
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- What are you talking about, Edith?
- What about my dreams?
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Edith, I told you,
I can't build you a candy house!
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It will fall down! The sun will
melt the candy! It won't work!
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It will if it never rains.
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Now, you listen to me. I am gonna
make this dream come true.
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Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy.
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It's hard.
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It ain't easy to walk
to the top of a mountain.
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It's a long, hard walk.
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It's a rocky road.
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But I plan on walking.
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Oh, I'm gonna walk.
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Hard.
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I will walk hard.
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Walk hard.
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I got a full house coming tonight.
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If Bobby Shad can't play,
I need to find someone who can.
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I'm fine. I can play through the pain.
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Should've thought before you punched
your landlord and got laryngitis.
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I guess there's no music tonight.
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Bullhickey! People come here
to dance erotically!
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I ain't got no music,
I ain't got no nightclub.
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Excuse me.
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I play a little.
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I don't know how
to tell you this, boy.
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You're white.
This crowd will eat you alive.
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I been watching Mr. Shad every night.
I know all the songs.
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It'll be the same show.
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It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the
Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight.
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This is crazy.
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But I ain't got no other choice.
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I don't mean to put more
pressure on you, boy.
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The suits from the record company
just got here.
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Oh, okay.
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Scared?
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- A little.
- Well, you should be.
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Those Jews control show business.
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Just lay it down
exactly like Bobby does.
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Good evening. We're Bobby Shad
and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox.
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Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight
so I'm gonna do his show for you.
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And I hope you enjoy it.
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This first song
we're fitting to do is…
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Well, it's about…
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It's about when your woman
catches you.
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You know, she catches you
running around town…
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…getting into all kinds of strange.
261
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And she says, "Son, get your lazy,
two-timing, Negro ass up out of here."
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- And you say to her:
- What's he doing? You see that?
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You got to love your Negro man
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You got to love your Negro man
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You got to love your Negro man
266
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You got to love your Negro man
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You got to love, love, love, love, love
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Your Negro man
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From early in the morning
Till late at night
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You know I love your apples
Let me take a bite
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You got to love your Negro man
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You got to love your Negro man
273
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You got to love, love, love, love, love
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Your Negro man
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I like what you did out there tonight.
Have you ever made a recording?
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Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov,
that's been my dream.
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He's not the one you want.
I'm the one you want.
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- I think he's the one we want.
- He's got a nice thing.
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He's not bad with the singing and the
playing and the shaking of the tochis.
280
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I think you've got what it takes
to make it in the big time.
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The big time?
282
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,200
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
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That's amore
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When the world seems to shine
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What the hell is this?
286
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,360
Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie?
287
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,600
Bells will ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
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And you'll sing "Vita bella"
289
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All right. Hold, please. Stop that.
Stop your singing!
290
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,360
Stop your singing this instant,
young man!
291
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,720
I will not have this in my studio!
292
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Maybe it was a wrong song choice?
293
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If you just let me play one of my songs,
I think you'll like it a whole lot better.
294
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You have failed conclusively.
It's over.
295
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And there is nothing
that you can do…
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…here in this room
that can turn that around.
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00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,760
Nothing you can do that can make up
for what you did to "That's Amore."
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- Well, my mother liked it a whole lot.
- Your mother was wrong.
299
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I was willing to open my mind…
300
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…because these Jewish gentlemen
brought you in here.
301
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They usually have good taste.
302
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,040
And now here you are in front of me,
pretending you can sing.
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And I have to say that today…
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…your performance has shaken
my belief in the Jewish people.
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00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,960
Well, there's nothing
I would like more, sir…
306
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…than to restore your faith in Judaism,
if you could just give me that shot.
307
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,960
But I'll tell you,
you have failed so far…
308
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…and if somehow you are able
to sing a song now…
309
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…bringing these boys together
you haven't even met…
310
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…and make something
so personal, so new…
311
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,440
…that the whole world takes notice…
312
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,440
…and that your life
is never the same again…
313
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But I'm telling you right now,
I don't think it's going to happen.
314
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Wait, wait, wait. We're here already.
What could it possibly hurt?
315
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L'Chaim, I'll do it for you.
But just one more song.
316
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All right.
317
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All right, son. I'm gonna
give you 15 more seconds.
318
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,160
Thank you, sir.
I hope you won't regret it.
319
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,440
Dewey, we don't know this song.
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You just follow me.
321
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I don't know.
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Walk hard
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Hard
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Walk hard?
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Down life's rocky road
326
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Walk bold
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Hard
328
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That's my creed
329
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My code
330
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I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too
331
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Had to struggle every day
My whole life through
332
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Seen my share of the worst
That the world can give
333
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But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live
334
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Walk hard
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Hard
336
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Here is America's new hit song
"Walk Hard"…
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…recorded just 35 minutes ago
by Dewey Cox.
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Hard
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Though they say
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You're not the one
341
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Even if you've been told
Time and time again
342
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That you're always gonna lose
And never gonna win
343
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You gotta keep that vision
In your mind's eye
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When you're standin' on top
Of a mountain high
345
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He walks so hard.
346
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How do I walk, boys?
347
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Hard
348
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When I meet my maker
On my dying day
349
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I'm gonna look him in the eye
And by God, I'll say
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I gave my word
And my word was good
351
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I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could
352
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,960
Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling.
353
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,680
I sang a song at a circus
in New Jersey.
354
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,640
They said, "We'll give you 5 grand."
355
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I said, "No, you won't.
You'll give me that giraffe."
356
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,200
- They did. They gave it right to me.
- That is one beautiful giraffe.
357
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360
Thank you.
358
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,640
It'll just be a few weeks, Edith.
359
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,840
Who's gonna help me
take care of the children?
360
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,440
Dewey, you have got to
give up this dream.
361
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,600
You're never gonna make it.
Give it up, Dewey.
362
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,600
What are you talking about?
I got a number one hit on the radio.
363
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,920
I'm playing my music
for people who wanna hear me.
364
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,840
It's everything we always wanted,
Edith.
365
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,160
I never get to see you anymore.
Your kids never get to see you.
366
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440
I don't know how to tell you this.
367
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,120
I'm gonna miss some things, okay?
368
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,680
I'm gonna miss some birthdays
and some christenings.
369
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,520
I'm gonna miss some births, period.
370
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,720
Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be
here every time you have a baby.
371
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,200
But aren't you happy?
You have a beautiful new home.
372
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,000
All your fancy new clothes
and your monkey and your giraffe.
373
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,280
Look, what else you need?
374
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,080
How about I get you
a crow that could talk?
375
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,640
And I'll teach him phrases that I say.
"Good morning, honey."
376
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,360
- But it'll be a little crow talking.
- This ain't about no exotic pets!
377
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,520
It's about love,
you stupid piece of shit.
378
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,200
Dewey.
379
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,360
Hello, baby!
380
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,560
Yeah, this is
the Big Bopper speaking.
381
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,240
Oh, you sweet thing.
382
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,680
Do I what?
383
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,720
How are we supposed to follow that?
384
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,640
Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great.
385
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,520
- Thanks, Buddy Holly.
- If you don't, I'll pick it back up.
386
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,800
- You got nothing to worry about.
- Oh, thank you.
387
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,320
Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly.
388
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,600
Dewey, you'll be fine,
or my name's not Buddy Holly.
389
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,960
Change of plans. Elvis wants
to get out of here early. He's hungry.
390
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,000
We'll change the order.
After the Big Bopper, it's Buddy Holly…
391
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,160
…then Elvis Presley,
and then you, Dewey Cox.
392
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,320
So it's the Big Bopper…
393
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,000
…and then Buddy Holly…
394
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,480
…and then Elvis Presley,
and then me?
395
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,920
Yeah. Just for tonight.
396
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,520
Well, I'm just happy to be here.
397
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,320
Elvis!
398
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,240
Ladies.
399
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,200
Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't
have to rile them up like that.
400
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,960
What, now?
401
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,880
- No, I'm…
- Excuse me, what?
402
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,120
I'm just saying,
we gotta follow that and…
403
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,320
Listen to this, right now.
There's two things you need to know.
404
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,320
I'm the King. And number two is:
405
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,960
Look out, man! Look at that
coming at you. You see that?
406
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,600
It's called karate,
and only two kinds of people know it.
407
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,840
The Chinese and the King.
408
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,400
And one of them is me.
409
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,760
You're the King.
410
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,400
Come on, man…
411
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,760
Look out, man!
412
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,280
Well, thanks, Elvis.
413
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,360
Let's go. Come on, mama.
414
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,520
What the fuck was he talking about?
415
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,840
How y'all doing?
My name's Dewey Cox.
416
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,840
Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play
a song I wrote for a very special lady.
417
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox.
418
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,400
Oh, my darlin'
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00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,480
Oh, my darlin'
420
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah
421
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,520
I have a perfect life
422
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,720
You are the perfect wife
423
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,720
I don't know why
424
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,120
I sit and cry
425
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,000
And now I miss you so
426
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,040
Please don't let me go
427
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,120
I make mistakes and that is true
428
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,120
At least I learn each time I do
429
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,120
Darling, you must believe
430
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:55,680
I could never leave you
If I tried
431
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,880
A life without you
432
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:06,760
Is no life at all
433
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,400
Wow, great playing, boys.
434
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,040
The fillies love you, Dewey.
435
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,400
If I wasn't married with a good head on
my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do.
436
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,040
You gotta get back out there.
They are going crazy.
437
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,840
Let me splash some water
on my face.
438
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,560
Okay. Hurry up!
439
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,920
Golly, that rock 'n' roll.
440
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,360
- Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?
441
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,120
We're smoking reefer,
and you don't want no part of this shit.
442
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,640
You're smoking reefers?
443
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,520
Of course we are.
Can't you smell it?
444
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,560
No, Sam, I can't.
445
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,560
Come on, Dewey, join the party.
446
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,320
No, Dewey, you don't want this.
Get out of here!
447
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,160
I don't want no hangover.
I can't get no hangover.
448
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,320
It doesn't give you a hangover.
449
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,280
Will I get addicted to it
or something?
450
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,120
It's not habit-forming.
451
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,520
Oh, okay, well…
452
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,320
I don't know.
I don't wanna overdose on it.
453
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,680
You can't OD on it.
454
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,520
It's not gonna make me
wanna have sex, is it?
455
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,280
It makes sex even better.
456
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,400
Sounds kind of expensive.
457
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,600
It's the cheapest drug there is.
458
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,000
You don't want it.
459
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,400
I think I kind of want it.
460
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,520
Okay, but just this once.
Come on in.
461
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,960
- What do I do?
- Like this.
462
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,040
Oh, my.
463
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,760
Well, the tour's going
real great, baby.
464
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Yeah, we're having a real nice time.
465
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,120
Yeah, the boys have been
playing great…
466
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,760
…and the audiences have been
just wonderful, so…
467
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,160
- When you coming home?
- Soon, baby, real soon.
468
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,480
We gotta hit the major markets in
the Northeast, Chicago, Detroit…
469
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Could you shut up? I'm trying to have
sex with these women down here.
470
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,880
Who's that?
471
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,880
Oh, that's Sam.
472
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,120
- He's just looking for his drumsticks.
- Howdy.
473
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,840
Excuse me.
474
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,720
Anyway, you don't wanna hear about
this boring stuff. How was your day?
475
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Oh, you know,
just taking care of the kids.
476
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,320
Went down to Wilson's Market
the other day to pick up some milk.
477
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,720
- Hey, Dewey?
- Yes, Bert?
478
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,040
- You want a cup of coffee?
- No, thank you.
479
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,600
- Who's that?
- That's Bert, my roadie.
480
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Just wants to know if I want any coffee
or anything like that.
481
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,360
Dewey, there's a distance growing
between us, I feel, and I don't like it.
482
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,480
Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith.
483
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,840
Come on, you know
I'm just the same old Dewey.
484
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,680
- Hey, Dewey.
- Yes, Bert?
485
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,040
You seen my sandals?
486
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,720
I don't know.
I'm talking to my wife, Bert.
487
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,920
Baby, there's somebody at the door.
I gotta go.
488
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,680
Can I call when I get to New Jersey?
489
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,160
Okay. Bye, Dewey.
490
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,640
- I love you.
- All right.
491
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,960
- I love you.
- I love you.
492
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,480
- You're never gonna make it, okay?
- Okay, bye.
493
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,080
Bye.
494
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,120
- Pa.
- Dewey.
495
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,880
What are you doing here?
496
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,320
It's about your mama.
497
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,280
Ma? What about her? Is she okay?
498
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,440
We better step out into the hall.
499
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,400
- What happened?
- I'll tell you what happened.
500
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,280
We were readying for bed
when your song comes on the radio.
501
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,360
It's Dewey!
502
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,720
Your son is talented.
You should be proud.
503
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,760
Well, I must admit,
it is kind of catchy.
504
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,200
Dance with me, Pa.
505
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,080
It does make you kind of wanna move,
doesn't it?
506
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,600
It sure does.
507
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,320
Maybe I have been
kind of hard on little Dewey.
508
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,320
Maybe you have.
509
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,640
Be careful, Ma.
510
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,200
- You all right, Ma?
- I'm all right.
511
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,480
She lost her balance…
512
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,000
…and fell out the window…
513
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,960
…and then the radio
crushed her head?
514
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,600
While she was dancing to your song.
515
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,480
I thought you should know
what your music does.
516
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,360
It kills people.
517
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,600
You made her happy
and it killed her.
518
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,800
If Nate was alive,
this never would have happened.
519
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,040
Wrong kid died.
520
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,600
- Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?
521
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,560
It's called cocaine,
and you don't want no part of this shit.
522
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,520
Cocaine?
523
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440
What's it do?
524
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160
It turns all your bad feelings
into good feelings.
525
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,440
It's a nightmare.
526
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,680
I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me
some of that cocaine.
527
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,520
When I meet my maker
On my dying day
528
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,240
Look him in the eye
And by God I'll say
529
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,160
I gave my word
And my word was good
530
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,160
I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could
531
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Walk hard
Walk hard, hard, hard
532
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,240
Walk hard, hard, hard
Walk…
533
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,080
All right, again. Faster.
534
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,720
This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody
gonna wanna listen to music like this.
535
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,000
Standing there
playing as fast as you can…
536
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,720
…singing like some sort of punk.
537
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,000
Don't you dare try to stifle me.
538
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,480
Whose band is this anyway,
you cocksucker!
539
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,040
I'll punch you in the mouth!
540
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave.
541
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,520
No, I didn't mean that.
542
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,800
Just with my mama dying and all,
I'm just all twisted up inside.
543
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Mr. Cox?
544
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,600
I heard you were looking for a new
backup singer. For your new duet.
545
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160
You heard right.
546
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,480
I was wondering if you might like
to give me a try.
547
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,800
I reckon I might.
548
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,800
I've been singing in my church choir
since I was a girl.
549
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,480
I like the sound of that.
550
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,000
Darlene Madison.
551
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,720
Dewey Cox.
552
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,640
Hello, Darlene.
553
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,960
Hello, Mr. Cox.
554
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,960
You ready to sing one?
555
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,120
I'm always ready.
556
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,720
Well, all right.
557
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,520
In my dreams you're blowin' me
558
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,120
Some kisses
559
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,840
That's one of my favorite things
To do
560
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,280
You and I could go down
561
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,880
In history
562
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,800
That's what I'm prayin' to do with you
563
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,960
Let's duet
564
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,320
In ways that make us feel good
565
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,440
Let's duet
566
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,600
And make that sacred sound
567
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,240
Dewey Cox!
I am not that kind of woman.
568
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,440
- All right.
- Well…
569
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,200
…that doesn't mean
that we still can't be friends.
570
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,560
Okay.
571
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Well, then, here's to us
being great friends.
572
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,560
I can't! We're friends!
573
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,880
I'm gonna beat off
574
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,840
All my demons
575
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:15,720
That's what lovin' Jesus' all about
576
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,680
Lookin' in your eyes
I start believin'
577
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,640
Let's bring this whisper to a shout
578
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,760
Let's duet
579
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,160
In ways that make us feel good
580
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,680
Put two and two together
581
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,080
Perfect harmony we've found
582
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,160
We know it's only natural
583
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,800
Let's duet
584
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,400
I just wanna make out
585
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,240
What you're sayin'
586
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,720
Read my lips
It's what you're lookin' for
587
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,000
Here I am a-sneakin' up
Behind you
588
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:13,440
You can always come in
My back door
589
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,160
Let's duet
590
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,000
Darlene, these last three weeks
have been so…
591
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,360
…full and wonderful.
592
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,680
We've shared so many activities
together as good friends.
593
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,200
It's like you understand me
the way nobody else ever has.
594
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,240
I mean, if I…
595
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,120
- What is it, Dewey?
- I don't know.
596
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,160
It's nothing. I'm fine.
597
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,240
Nothing? You look like
you seen a ghost.
598
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,360
I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene.
599
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,400
You should know that.
600
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,840
Where does all that pain
come from, Dewey?
601
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:08,000
Did you ever have something
that you really loved…
602
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,720
…that you accidentally…
603
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,560
…killed, or hurt in some way,
with a machete?
604
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,800
- No.
- No, me neither.
605
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,320
- Wouldn't that be terrible?
- How would you live?
606
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,360
I know, right? Exactly.
607
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,840
Darling Darlene
608
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,480
Darling Darlene
609
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,640
I'm in love with you
I'm havin' fun with you
610
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800
I'm in love with you
I'm on the run with you
611
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,920
I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you one day
612
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,840
Thanks for letting me sleep
in your bunk, Dewey.
613
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,720
Gotta sleep somewhere, right?
614
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,960
- Dewey, I can't.
- I know. I know.
615
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,080
We both know that the sexual tension
between us is palpable.
616
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,720
Don't you know that I wrestle with
the same temptations you do?
617
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,240
I know I shouldn't be saying this
to you, Dewey…
618
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,120
…because we're not married
and we're just friends…
619
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:16,360
…but sometimes I lie awake at night
aching for a man's touch.
620
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,360
And by "a man's touch,"
I mean a penis in my vagina.
621
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,200
It's just so silly.
622
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,400
Oh, that's so silly.
623
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,480
- Well, we better get some sleep.
- Okay.
624
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,640
Take my hand, Dewey.
625
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,040
Let's promise to never, ever give in
to our lesser desires.
626
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,920
After all, we're not married.
627
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,880
I'm ready for sex.
628
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,720
I been waiting for this for so long.
629
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,040
Me too.
630
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,440
From the moment I laid eyes on you.
631
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,720
Oh, my.
632
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,240
Dewey, I'm nervous.
633
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,120
Don't worry, angel.
I'll show you the ways of love.
634
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,200
Whoops-a-daisy.
635
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,920
Oh, Dewey.
636
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,000
Surprise!
637
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,760
Edith!
638
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,640
- Who are you?
- I'm his wife, that's who I am.
639
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,000
No, you're not. I'm his…
640
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,000
- Good Lord, you're already married?
- I can explain.
641
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,080
Explain to her? You should explain to
me. I am the mother of your children.
642
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,280
- It's not what it looks like.
- Children?
643
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,800
It's not what it looks like.
644
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,440
Not what it looks like to me,
or not what it looks like to her?
645
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,280
It's gotta be the way it looks like
to at least one of us.
646
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,520
We're married.
647
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,560
I did the right thing.
It's not like we're not married.
648
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,880
If you're married,
you can't get married again.
649
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,160
I know, I know, and that was wrong,
but it's just…
650
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,720
We were such good friends.
651
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,760
You told me about that dream
where you were licking my balls…
652
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,600
…and that seemed like a signal,
and…
653
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,840
I forgot.
654
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,120
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox,
and I will see you in court!
655
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,360
No, Edith! Don't go!
656
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,880
Oh, well. She's gone now.
657
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,880
I'm leaving too. You got the order
of things all backwards.
658
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,800
Darlene, don't go!
659
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,680
Edith, don't go either!
660
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,080
I made a mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.
661
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,960
Edith! Edith! Edith!
662
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,640
- Leave me alone, Dewey.
- I never meant no harm to you.
663
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,000
Edith. Cupcake.
664
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,960
Baby, you don't know what it's like out
there on the road. It's lonely out there.
665
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,920
Edith, I can't be alone.
666
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,400
Maybe you should've thought of that
before you got double married.
667
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,960
Is that what this is about?
668
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,640
Don't you stand there and judge me
like I'm some kind of criminal.
669
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,520
You are a criminal.
This is illegal, Dewey.
670
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,800
What do you mean?
671
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,440
It's illegal to be married to two people
at the same time, Dewey.
672
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,800
What about if you're famous?
Is that…?
673
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,480
You never done nothing
you shouldn't have done?
674
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,840
What have I ever done?
675
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,680
You woke up in the middle
of the night and drank the milk.
676
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,040
I got up to have my cornflakes,
there's none left.
677
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,640
Dewey, you cheated on me!
678
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,360
So I'm a cheater,
but you can just drink up all the milk.
679
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,760
Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it.
You're innocent, and I'm guilty.
680
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,960
Guilty as charged.
681
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,480
Guilty as charged
682
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,880
Don't you dare write a song
right now, Dewey!
683
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,960
You know what? Go ahead.
Take the children. I don't care.
684
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,920
All I need is my music.
685
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,320
I don't need you.
686
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,120
And I don't need you.
687
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,440
And I don't need you.
688
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,880
And I don't need you.
689
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,920
You're just sitting there,
all high and mighty in your diaper.
690
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,480
If anything, you need me.
You're a baby.
691
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,680
Come on, Miles.
692
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,800
Don't you dare take Miles.
693
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,880
You can take the children,
but you leave me my monkey.
694
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,840
Fine.
695
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,560
Goodbye, Dewey Cox.
696
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,640
No! No, come back.
697
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,720
Don't leave me, Edith.
698
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,680
"Don't leave me, Edith."
There's a title for a song.
699
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,200
That's not a bad title,
but please don't leave me.
700
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,960
What have you done?
701
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,920
I'm telling you, I've had it.
I've had it with all this crap.
702
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,360
You took her side every time.
703
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,840
All you care about is fruit
and touching yourself. Well, fuck you.
704
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,480
Get out of here.
You don't want no part of this.
705
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,040
- What y'all doing in here?
- We doing pills, uppers and downers.
706
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,920
They're the logical next step for you.
707
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,720
I want some of that shit.
708
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,320
Good morning, Your Honor.
May I approach the bench?
709
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,480
I don't give a damn
What anyone thinks
710
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,200
I stay up all night
And I smoke and I drink
711
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,160
I'm a wanted man
And I'm blowin' town
712
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,120
Don't waste your time
Tryin' to hunt me down
713
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,600
The cops are sayin'
I belong behind bars
714
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,600
And I'm guilty
715
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,720
Guilty
716
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,880
I'm guilty as charged
717
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,680
Does Dewey seem unhappy to you?
718
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,680
He's changed, I tell you.
He's changed.
719
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,360
That was early Dewey.
This is middle Dewey.
720
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,640
Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
721
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,480
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot you were here.
722
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,880
Hey, Dave. I like your girl better.
Let's switch.
723
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,720
- Well, Dewey, this is my wife.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
724
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,920
Well, this is Kathy.
Kathy, this is Dave.
725
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,760
Come on, darling.
So where you from?
726
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,400
Hi there.
727
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,360
Guilty
728
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,080
I'm guilty as charged
729
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,160
I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins
730
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920
Take a good look
And you'll know where I've been
731
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,680
I'm dancin' with the devil
Every night and every day
732
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,960
People pay attention to the things
That I say
733
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,120
Say
734
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,400
If you're sayin' my love is too large
735
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,640
Then I'm guilty
736
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,680
Goddamn it,
this is a dark fucking period!
737
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,880
Oh, I'm guilty
738
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,040
- Freeze! Hands above your head.
- It's not what it looks like.
739
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,280
I'm guilty as charged
740
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440
Stop!
741
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,560
You got me.
742
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,480
Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it?
Look here.
743
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:07,360
I'm guilty as charged
744
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,120
Cox, you got a visitor.
745
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,720
Prison has changed me.
746
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,080
I understand the common man
in a way I never did before.
747
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,720
I gotta get out of here, so I can
bring joy to the men back in here.
748
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,120
But I don't wanna live with them.
749
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,000
Lean closer.
750
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,160
I'm going to speak to you
in my language…
751
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,840
…so that the guards can't understand
what I'm saying.
752
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,160
There must be something you can do.
753
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,200
I'm 21 years old.
754
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,000
I got my whole life ahead of me…
755
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,640
We think we can get you off.
756
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,120
What do I have to do?
757
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,040
You gotta go to rehab.
758
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,360
- "Rehab"?
- Rehab.
759
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,400
- Rehab?
- Oh, rehab. Okay, okay, I gotcha.
760
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,560
Doctor! Doctor!
761
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,880
- I'm so cold.
- We need more blankets.
762
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,560
We need more blankets.
763
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,840
Doctor!
764
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,800
- I'm so hot!
- I think he has too many blankets.
765
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,960
Fewer blankets!
766
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,840
I'm hot and cold at the same time!
767
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,760
He needs more blankets
and he needs less blankets.
768
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,640
I'm afraid you're right.
769
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,960
Dewey?
770
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,280
My wife sends her love…
771
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,680
…asshole.
772
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,240
Dewey, tall and powerful
773
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,920
Dewey, I don't know if you can
hear me in there…
774
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,840
…but the wrong kid died.
775
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,120
Dewey. Do you mind
if we get stoned in here?
776
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,680
He can't hear you.
He's gonna die anyway.
777
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,120
Are you ready to go home,
Dewey Cox?
778
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,960
Darlene.
779
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,480
I could never get you
out of my head.
780
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,240
Me neither.
781
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,600
I could never stop
thinking about you.
782
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,440
But I wasn't gonna be
no home wrecker.
783
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,880
Now that I'm your only wife though,
it seems different.
784
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,760
I'm a new man, Darlene.
Prison and rehab have changed me.
785
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,880
All these blankets
have saved my life.
786
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,800
I think you're finally ready to be the
man I always thought you could be.
787
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,760
Let me get this off.
788
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,840
I love you.
789
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,040
I love you too.
790
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,720
Oh, my God.
791
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,240
Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey?
792
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,880
I think I saw him in the barn
with that longhaired guy.
793
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,600
Oh, yeah, he was talking to Charlie.
Charlie Manson.
794
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,960
His music is horrible.
But he's a really nice guy.
795
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,480
- Oh, couldn't be nicer.
- Yeah, he's a nice guy.
796
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,360
Come on, Dewey. It's almost time
for Dewman's cake.
797
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,880
All right. It's just… It's hard for me
to sit around at some birthday party…
798
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,000
…when I know there's so much
injustice going on in this world.
799
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,200
- I know.
- My daddy was right.
800
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,040
I can't spend all my time
thinking about Dewey Cox no more.
801
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,960
I've got to think about
the other people.
802
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,400
Like your family?
803
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,640
No, I mean, like, people that's having
injustices done to them.
804
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,000
Like women and midgets and such.
805
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,560
I mean, it's 1966, Darlene.
And, baby…
806
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,200
…I'm feeling it.
807
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,880
I know. The '60s are an important
and exciting time.
808
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,240
Aren't they? It's like there's
something happening here.
809
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,920
And what it is ain't exactly…
810
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480
…obvious.
811
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,200
I have to try to help people
with my music.
812
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,320
Some people are saying that your new
music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan.
813
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,400
Well, maybe Bob Dylan
sounds a lot like me.
814
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,240
How come nobody
ever asks Bob Dylan:
815
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,280
"Why you sound
so much like Dewey Cox?"
816
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,360
Mailboxes drip like lampposts
817
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,720
In the twisted birth canal
Of the coliseum
818
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,600
Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrum
819
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,800
Oh, say can you see 'em?
820
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,600
Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the Laundromat
821
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,280
The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnared
822
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,800
What the hell is this song about?
823
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,520
I have no idea.
824
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,920
You guys are idiots.
This song is very deep.
825
00:48:55,080 --> 00:49:01,240
Inside the three-eyed monkey
Within inches of his toaster-oven life
826
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,720
What do your parents think about
your protest songs?
827
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,160
What do your parents think about my
protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine?
828
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,960
All the elevator buttons
829
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,760
So incredibly high
830
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,840
I stand today for the midget
831
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,920
Half the size of a regular guy
832
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,280
Let me hold you, little man
833
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,360
As the parade passes by
834
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,200
Let me hold you, little man
835
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,880
We'll make believe you can fly
836
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,720
You shout for me to put you down
837
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,120
But I'm marching today
For your cause
838
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,960
I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come
839
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,680
When they remake The Wizard of Oz
840
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,160
So let me hold you, midget man
841
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,840
Pretend that you're flying in space
842
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,560
Let me hold you, midget man
843
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,440
So the dog will stop licking your face
844
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,840
Sing with me!
845
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,520
Sing it!
846
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,640
Mr. Cox, why are you going to India?
847
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,560
Well, I'm searching for something,
if you must know.
848
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,120
I'm fixing to do some meditating
with the maharishi.
849
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,680
And Dewey Cox needs India
right now…
850
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,760
…and, heck, I reckon India
needs Dewey Cox too.
851
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:34,840
Only through meditation can we
begin to understand our role.
852
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,920
We're nothing but grains of sand.
853
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,400
That was freaking transcendental,
Paul McCartney.
854
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,880
- Don't you agree, John Lennon?
- Yes, Dewey Cox.
855
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,280
With meditation there's no limit
to what we can…
856
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,800
…imagine.
857
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,800
What do you think, George Harrison?
858
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,520
I don't know. I'm just trying to get
some more songs on the album.
859
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,840
And as Ringo Starr,
I'm not so interested in meditation.
860
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,040
I just like to have fun.
861
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,480
- I like the little one.
- It's so dark in this tent.
862
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,000
Reminds me when we, the Beatles,
the four Beatles, us…
863
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,200
- From Liverpool.
- Yes, we are from Liverpool.
864
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,200
We used to play those dark clubs
in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul?
865
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,480
Of course I do, I booked them.
I'm the leader of the Beatles.
866
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,600
Well, I have to say I like your stuff.
It's pretty good.
867
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,960
And most of your records,
I really enjoy.
868
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,000
We're big fans of your records too.
869
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,080
We like to think that Hard Day's Night
is our Guilty as Charged.
870
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,120
- Great record.
- Excellent album.
871
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,240
- We learned a lot from you.
- Great record.
872
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,000
- We're big fans of y'all.
- Huge fans.
873
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,680
You're almost as good as
the Monkees. You guys are great.
874
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,640
I think I might adjourn to another
dimension, take some LSD.
875
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,160
- Do you care to join me?
- Yeah, let's do that.
876
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,720
Care to join us for some LSD?
It's good for you.
877
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,200
- Built by scientists, it is.
- Lysergic.
878
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,360
Gotta check with headquarters.
879
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,680
Come on, Dewey Cox.
Think you might enjoy it.
880
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,200
Open your mind to a new experience,
a new level of consciousness…
881
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,160
…like we do,
because we are the Beatles.
882
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,920
Let him decide.
If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it.
883
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,240
He doesn't have to listen to you.
You're not the boss of him.
884
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,880
Don't tell me what to say
and what not to say, Paul McCartney.
885
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,240
I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm
so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it.
886
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,520
Hey, everyone,
I've got a brand-new mantra:
887
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,200
Paul's a big fat cunt.
888
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,640
Don't know why you
don't let me write more songs.
889
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,080
You know, I just sit here while me
guitar quietly whimpers, you know.
890
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,760
You are the quiet one,
so why don't you shut the fuck up?
891
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,600
I've got a song about an octopus.
892
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,600
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky
we still let you play drums.
893
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,400
Wow, seems like there's a rift
happening between the Beatles.
894
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,440
I wonder if your songs will
still be shit when I'm 64.
895
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,000
- Great sod.
- No, stop it!
896
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,480
You bastard! You sissy.
897
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,800
Beatles. Please stop fighting
here in India.
898
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,000
No, no, let them go.
Let them work it out.
899
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,160
Taste it.
900
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,880
Right there in the bollocks.
901
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,480
- Bastard!
- Cunt!
902
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Dewey, you been living clean
for three years now…
903
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,320
…and it's done you a world of good,
has it not?
904
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,520
I know I've had trouble
with drugs in the past.
905
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:04,120
But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze,
ludes and speed. Not LSD.
906
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Nobody gets addicted to LSD.
907
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,480
It was invented by scientists.
Ringo Starr just told me.
908
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,360
I heard that doing LSD
can awaken your demons.
909
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,280
I ain't got no demons
gonna get woke.
910
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,800
If you promise
it'll just be this one time.
911
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,280
Okay.
912
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,120
Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.
913
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,320
Hello, Dewey.
914
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,120
Welcome to your LSD trip.
915
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,600
Where everything's a cartoon.
916
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,240
We're the trippy cartoon Beatles.
917
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,880
Look at that. It's a flying fish.
918
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,720
Totally trippy!
919
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,280
Wow, this LSD's all right.
920
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440
I like being a trippy cartoon.
921
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,080
Just keep thinking
happy thoughts, Dewey.
922
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,280
I'd hate for this
to turn into a bad trip.
923
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,760
What's that scary music?
924
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,960
I had an unhappy thought.
925
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,520
It's a bad trip.
926
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,160
Bad trip, bad trip!
927
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,160
Help! Trippy machete!
928
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,160
Oh, fuck me.
I can see my large colon.
929
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,120
I guess I do have some demons.
930
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,760
You all right, Cox?
931
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,160
I don't know.
932
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,720
Do you want some more LSD?
933
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,600
Yeah. I think I do.
934
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,320
Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time
manager. Maybe you can talk to him.
935
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,160
Well, what's the problem?
936
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,800
He's been on that trampoline
for four days.
937
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,920
You have got to talk some sense
into him. I'm worried.
938
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,640
Dewey, as your manager,
I have to tell you I'm concerned.
939
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,920
I think the LSD has changed you.
940
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,520
It has changed me.
It's opened my mind right up.
941
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,120
I'm reinventing music.
942
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,280
I'm creating something new
that I call "shmusic."
943
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,840
You've recorded the same song for
months. You're not close to finished.
944
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,560
Because this record is different
than any other I've made.
945
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,080
I told you. This is going to be
my masterpiece.
946
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,360
The one I'm remembered by.
It's for my brother.
947
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,640
What brother?
948
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,640
Nothing. Never mind. It's private.
949
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,400
I just close my eyes
When I fantasize
950
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,480
Much to my surprise
I'm only half the size
951
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,840
That I used to be
952
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,960
Bye-bye, pastures of plenty
953
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,200
I don't know where I will
954
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,080
- Roam
- Black sheep, black sheep
955
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,600
This is not a good song.
956
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,160
It's like five songs on top
of each other at the same time.
957
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,000
Not even a song.
It's some kind of concerto.
958
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:56,720
Now that the blade has been swung
959
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,120
Just let him work it out.
960
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,720
Masterpieces take time.
961
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840
Do you hear that?
That goat's been singing…
962
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,320
…more than I am on this damn song.
963
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,480
Me
964
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,000
It's still not finished yet.
965
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,000
I'm hearing more
aboriginal percussionists.
966
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,640
And I want an army of didgeridoos.
Fifty thousand didgeridoos!
967
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,840
Folks, can we have a moment
with Dewey?
968
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,920
What the hell are these songs about?
969
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,360
You're singing about
cutting people in half…
970
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,240
I'm working something out.
It's called a metaphor.
971
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,800
Well, what are you working out?
972
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,200
It's secret.
That's why it's called metaphor.
973
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,080
That's what metaphor means. Secret.
974
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,240
I just don't see why you gotta
throw away the recipe, is all.
975
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,800
Why don't we just go in there…
976
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,360
…lay down some tracks
like we always done?
977
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,000
Yeah, why can't we just walk hard?
978
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,960
What do we need
all these people for?
979
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,600
I don't need people around me
stifling me.
980
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,000
So if you don't like it,
there's the door.
981
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,640
Dewey?
982
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,400
Are you saying
you don't need us no more?
983
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:17,080
Not unless you can open your mind
and learn to play the fucking theremin.
984
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,840
Fuck you, Dewey!
985
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,520
Yeah, fuck you, Dewey.
986
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,200
In 20 years, not once have you
thrown a woman my way.
987
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,640
You don't think we like
cheating on our wives too?
988
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,680
And you never once paid for drugs.
Not once!
989
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,720
You pay that chimp
more than you pay us.
990
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,640
I had to borrow from the chimp
to get a mortgage on my house.
991
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,880
And those stupid Siamese glass cats
you get us every year for Christmas.
992
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,800
I don't want any more
Siamese glass cats!
993
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,840
The Siamese cat is a symbol
of nobility in ancient Egypt.
994
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Fuck nobility!
995
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,000
Fuck ancient Egypt.
996
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,800
Fuck cats!
997
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,320
And you never paid for drugs.
998
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,960
Not once.
999
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,720
You slept with my wife.
1000
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,080
You slept with me too!
1001
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,360
And I've had confused feelings
about that for 10 years now.
1002
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,880
And you never once paid for drugs.
1003
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,160
Not once.
1004
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,360
You're on your own, Dewey Cox.
1005
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,040
We're leaving.
1006
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,480
Well, I guess this is the end of
a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox.
1007
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,200
What's happened to you,
Dewey Cox?
1008
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,600
Stay out of this, Darlene!
1009
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,160
You're driving away the people
who love you most!
1010
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,320
I don't need anybody, Darlene.
1011
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,480
All I need is my music.
1012
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:47,600
This ain't about your music, Dewey.
It's about the drugs.
1013
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,400
Honey, I told you
I'm gonna quit again.
1014
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,800
As soon as the record's done.
Whenever that is.
1015
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,640
Look, you can't rush a masterpiece.
1016
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,120
You need to take a break. You need
to clean yourself up, otherwise…
1017
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,480
Otherwise what?
1018
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,040
Otherwise I can't be married
to you no more.
1019
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,840
I know you don't mean that.
1020
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,440
I believe you know that I do.
1021
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,640
Okay.
1022
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,360
- Okay?
- Okay.
1023
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,440
You'll take a break?
1024
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,640
I will take a break.
1025
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,400
And you'll quit the drugs?
1026
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,120
And I will quit the drugs.
1027
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,320
Dewey!
1028
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:36,480
Oh, baby. I've been praying
about this day for so long.
1029
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,360
- What did you just put in your mouth?
- Gum.
1030
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,120
- You ain't chewing no gum.
- Candy?
1031
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,120
- What did you put in your mouth?
- It's PCP.
1032
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,400
Oh, you just said…!
1033
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,480
I'm going to town!
1034
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,120
Get out of the road, you jerk!
1035
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,040
There he is!
1036
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,120
Dewey! Get off that building!
It's inappropriate!
1037
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,640
Dewey Cox, you give me no choice.
1038
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,440
It breaks my heart,
but I'm leaving you.
1039
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,840
I'm Zeus!
1040
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,160
No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus!
1041
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,040
- Rehab?
- Rehab.
1042
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,680
Nate!
1043
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,120
Nate?
1044
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,400
This is what I'd look like
if I'd grown up…
1045
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,160
…and perhaps hadn't been murdered,
or whatever.
1046
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,960
I just came to tell you
you need to get your shit together!
1047
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,600
I know.
1048
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,200
I've fallen again.
1049
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,600
Listen to yourself.
Whining like a little bitch.
1050
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,400
If I was alive right now, I'd be the
fucking president of the United States.
1051
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,600
I'd be on the moon, walking around
looking for aliens to kill.
1052
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,320
- What?
- You know why Dad liked me better?
1053
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,240
Because I was better than you.
1054
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,640
When I played the piano,
I was fucking awesome.
1055
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,720
Well, you think
it's been easy for me?
1056
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,840
Since you're gone,
I got no sense of smell.
1057
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,640
Oh, you got no sense of smell?
1058
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,800
You can't smell anything?
You can't smell anything?
1059
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,320
I got no sense of having legs,
Dewey!
1060
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,640
I have no life!
I'm dead because somebody…
1061
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,760
I'm not gonna point out
names right now.
1062
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,720
…decided to murder me
with a machete.
1063
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,520
- Nate.
- I can't even smell, touch, feel.
1064
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,480
I can't even masturbate. You ever try
to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!
1065
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,960
I'm just trying to say
you need to fix this shit.
1066
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,280
You need to get out of that bathtub.
Start writing songs again.
1067
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,200
Stay in it. Stay in it.
1068
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,320
No! Why can't I write
a fucking song anymore?
1069
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,240
I had it all
1070
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,080
I had it all
1071
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,080
And then I fucked up, goddamn it!
1072
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,760
Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with me.
1073
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,160
I got the song block.
1074
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,320
Song block.
1075
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,440
I don't need to write any new songs.
1076
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,920
I'll just do my old ones. We'll do
a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard."
1077
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,800
Dewey, "Walk Hard"
is over 20 years old.
1078
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,280
Well, a lot of people like
my old songs.
1079
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,240
Old people like your old songs.
1080
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,920
May I make a suggestion?
1081
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,680
I got a call from CBS.
1082
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,520
They wanna do a show with you.
1083
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,800
Television, Dewey. It's the way
into the people's hearts.
1084
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
Live from Burbank, California.
1085
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,640
It's The Dewey Cox Show.
1086
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,680
And now your host, Dewey Cox!
1087
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,880
- Walk hard
- Hard
1088
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,560
- Hard
- Hard
1089
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,720
Down life's rocky road
1090
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,400
- Walk bold
- Bold
1091
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,840
- Hard
- Hard
1092
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,920
That's my creed
1093
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,000
My code
1094
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,520
Walk hard
1095
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,760
Stay tuned. When we come back,
Cox sings David Bowie.
1096
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,440
There's a starman waiting in the sky
1097
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,160
He'd like to come and meet us
1098
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,880
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
1099
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,600
We'll be right back with more Cox
after this.
1100
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,200
I mean, what do I have to do
to get you on my bone? Invent fire?
1101
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,840
And then huge laugh and we go
to commercial. All right, take five.
1102
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,720
Hey.
1103
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,240
Great rehearsal, Dewey.
Very funny sketch.
1104
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,440
Thank you.
Have you seen the ratings?
1105
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,080
We're getting our ass kicked
by The Incredible Hulk.
1106
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,160
Well, last night's episode
was a very special episode.
1107
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,120
They revealed that the Incredible Hulk
has an evil twin.
1108
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,920
And he's not green. He's red.
1109
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,120
I know. It was amazing.
Did you see it?
1110
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,200
You can't compete with that.
But we do need to do more promotion.
1111
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,920
Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce
people to the new Dewey Cox.
1112
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,840
I got a girl here to interview you.
She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.
1113
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,880
I don't know.
I'm not so good on interviews.
1114
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,240
Bubbe, it's a puff piece.
It's very puffy.
1115
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,320
All you have to do
is remind the audience…
1116
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:09,200
…you're not mainlining acid anymore.
And the show, it's a lot of fun, right?
1117
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:10,520
- You're having fun.
- Yeah.
1118
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,160
It's on every Thursday night
after the local news.
1119
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,000
"It's on every Thursday night after your
local news. I'm not mainlining acid."
1120
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,240
- Anymore.
- Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.
1121
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,520
- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- "I don't smoke angel dust anymore.
1122
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,640
So don't be afraid."
Something like that?
1123
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,160
Why don't you tell us about
your new TV program?
1124
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,000
Gail, it's a variety show.
I do a little bit of everything.
1125
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,840
I do some singing, some dancing,
chatting with the guests…
1126
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,040
…the skits, the monologues,
the comedy.
1127
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,760
Wonderful. Comedy.
1128
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,240
It really is a lot of fun.
1129
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,200
We'll have more fun
when we come back…
1130
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,160
…from this word from our sponsors.
1131
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,640
Don't go away.
1132
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,120
Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you,
my heart goes out to you.
1133
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,560
I know what it's like to be on
a piece-of-shit television program…
1134
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,560
- …because I'm hosting one right now.
- Excuse me?
1135
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,720
Must wanna blow your fucking
brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.
1136
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,920
And we're back
with Mr. Dewey Cox.
1137
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,520
We're talking about the fun
he's having on his show.
1138
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:09,760
But right now, let's talk about your
lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?
1139
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,400
Darlene and I separated
some years ago, Gail.
1140
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,840
Oh, okay. Guess I didn't
do my homework.
1141
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,200
And to answer your question,
I miss her terribly.
1142
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,600
Well, that's sweet.
1143
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,840
Why don't we talk about your parents?
They've gotta be proud of you.
1144
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,280
Well, my mom is dead.
1145
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:29,080
And my pa and I don't
speak to each other…
1146
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,320
…so we're not very close.
1147
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,560
We can always cut around this
if it gets too pathetic.
1148
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,760
Tell us about your kids.
I know you got a whole slew of them.
1149
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,560
I'm locked in a custody battle
at this time.
1150
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,560
Custody is being forced upon me,
which I don't think is right.
1151
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,600
You know, if you don't want
the responsibility of children…
1152
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,680
…you should be able to walk away…
1153
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,960
…and apparently a couple of my
ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah.
1154
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,520
Wherever my kids are, they're
watching The Dewey Cox Show…
1155
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,440
…on Thursday nights at 8:00,
right after the local news.
1156
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,000
And I just wanted to say
to everyone out there…
1157
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,880
…I'm no longer mainlining acid
or smoking PCP.
1158
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,480
It's official.
1159
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,480
Okay. Why don't we lighten it up
just a bit here?
1160
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,600
You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you
have time to stop and smell the roses?
1161
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,000
I've got no fucking sense of smell.
1162
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,440
All right, I'm done.
1163
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,640
- Come on, folks. Do a little research.
- That would've been nice information.
1164
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,560
Yeah.
1165
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,400
- Dewey.
- Nate?
1166
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,240
You were supposed
to be double great.
1167
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,920
What the fuck is this bullshit?
1168
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,120
- I know.
- All I'm asking…
1169
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,080
…is that you write one
masterpiece…
1170
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,720
…that is the culmination
of your entire life.
1171
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:42,880
How hard is that?
1172
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,520
I'm empty, Nate. What do I do?
1173
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:51,240
Dewey, who's the one person in your
life who's made you feel like shit?
1174
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,720
- Pa.
- You need to talk to him, Dewey.
1175
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,800
- I don't know.
- You need to hug him.
1176
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,120
I have been putting this off
my entire life…
1177
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,880
…but I think you might be right.
1178
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,560
The wrong kid died
1179
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,200
Hello, Pa.
1180
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,320
What do you want?
1181
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:19,840
I feel like there's some things
I need to say to you.
1182
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,400
Well, go on. Talk.
1183
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,160
I've realized that…
1184
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,480
…I never really said I was sorry
for what happened with Nate.
1185
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,160
Pa, I've spent my entire life…
1186
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,520
…trying to find love with wives…
1187
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,480
…and hotel clerks…
1188
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640
…and tollbooth attendants…
1189
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,840
…and giraffes and monkeys
and trampolines…
1190
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,000
…and men who dress like women
and men who look like you.
1191
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:52,480
And I realized the only person
I've ever really wanted to love me…
1192
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,480
…was you, Pa.
1193
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,800
Dewey, I don't know what to say.
1194
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,520
You don't have to say anything, Pa.
1195
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,120
I just wanted to come here
and tell you that I loved you…
1196
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,000
…and I always have.
1197
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:15,520
I appreciate you finding the courage
to say that, Dewey.
1198
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,760
But there's only one way
to settle this.
1199
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,600
- Machetes.
- What?
1200
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,400
The right kid is gonna die tonight.
1201
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,480
You've been practicing!
1202
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,280
No, Pa. No!
1203
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,240
I been waiting for this
for a long time!
1204
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,040
You have?
1205
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,400
Oh, no.
1206
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,800
Oh, my goodness!
1207
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,560
I halved myself.
1208
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,120
Pa! No, Pa!
1209
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:10,680
Dewey, I guess I never realized
until this moment…
1210
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:15,960
…just how easy it is to accidentally
cut someone in half.
1211
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,120
It is, right?
1212
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,480
I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey.
1213
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,600
Of course you didn't mean
to cut Nate in half.
1214
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,840
It's all so obvious now.
1215
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,200
Pa.
1216
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,840
I should've been a better father
to you, Dewey.
1217
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,480
I wish I spent more time
playing catch with you…
1218
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:37,160
…and less time training my body
and mind to kill you in a machete fight.
1219
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,480
You be a better father
than I was, Dewey.
1220
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,920
I'll try, Pa.
1221
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,680
It shouldn't be that hard.
1222
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,000
In case I don't make it…
1223
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,560
Pa! You're gonna make it!
It's the 1970s!
1224
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,200
They got all kinds of new procedures
that can attach tops to bottoms now!
1225
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,800
- Hang in there!
- Dewey, I love…
1226
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,400
I love…
1227
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,040
You love what?
1228
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,080
Pa, you love what?
1229
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,320
Come on, one more word!
1230
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,600
No!
1231
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,480
Dad?
1232
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,720
Yes, what is it, son?
1233
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,600
I was just wondering
if you wanna have a catch.
1234
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,720
A catch?
1235
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,440
Son…
1236
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:18,160
…there is nothing in this world
I want more…
1237
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,920
…than to have a catch with you.
1238
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:26,440
Son, forgive me,
this is going to sound strange…
1239
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,280
…but what is your name again?
1240
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:32,480
I'm Dewey Junior,
but my friends call me Dewdrop.
1241
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,440
Well…
1242
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,680
It's nice to formally meet you,
Dewdrop.
1243
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,360
So this is catch.
1244
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,040
This is what I been missing out
on all them years on the road, huh?
1245
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,480
I like it. It's wonderful. You throw
it to me, I throw it back to you.
1246
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,880
It's so simple, and yet so powerful.
1247
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,920
Boy, you're really terrible
at this game.
1248
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,640
Well, I mean, you never really
played with me before.
1249
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,120
How am I supposed to learn?
A boy needs a dad.
1250
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,280
Yes, he does.
1251
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,520
Well, I reckon we got some lost time
to make up, you and me.
1252
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,320
And all your brothers and sisters.
How many of you are there?
1253
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:18,480
Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And
also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters.
1254
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,480
Holy shit.
1255
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,160
This may take a while.
1256
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,880
That's real good.
1257
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,040
So beautiful.
1258
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,280
Are you sure you're one of mine?
1259
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,760
Go ahead and taste some dirt.
1260
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,480
That's good dirt. That's good dirt.
1261
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,480
On the surface,
Macbeth is about revenge.
1262
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,800
But what is the subtext?
1263
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:13,000
A power struggle for the Scottish
royal family. That's what it is.
1264
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,000
I just gave you it.
That one's a mulligan.
1265
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,440
Yeah.
1266
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:36,240
Hello, Dewey.
1267
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,720
Darlene.
1268
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:43,280
It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her
a present. It's a bracelet.
1269
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,840
How's Glen Campbell?
1270
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,720
He and I split up a long time ago.
1271
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,640
Really?
1272
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,800
It's just me these days.
1273
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,320
At age 50.
1274
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,040
Would you care to take a walk
with me, Darlene Madison?
1275
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,560
I haven't been playing much music.
1276
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:06,440
I realize now I wasn't much of a father
when I was out on the road.
1277
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,760
Now this is what makes me happy.
1278
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,600
Not the music, not getting high…
1279
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:14,520
…just my family.
1280
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,080
That's all I care about.
1281
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,880
And that family is missing one piece,
Darlene.
1282
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:22,680
My God, you're as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1283
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,440
You don't want this dirty old Cox.
1284
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,320
Oh, I want it more than ever.
1285
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,680
Did you wash your hair today?
1286
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,480
I sure did. How could you tell?
1287
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,920
It smells terrific.
1288
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,000
I smelt it.
1289
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,080
You mean…?
1290
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,080
I smelt it!
1291
01:15:58,280 --> 01:15:59,800
I can smell again!
1292
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,720
I smelt it!
1293
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,240
- I smell you.
- Smell it.
1294
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,360
Oh, you've been driving a while.
1295
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,320
I smelt it! I smelt it!
1296
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,320
I smelt it, God!
1297
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,840
It's a miracle!
1298
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,840
I smell you, flowers.
1299
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,280
I smell you, twig.
1300
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,840
I smell horseshit!
1301
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,040
It's horrible!
1302
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,560
- But I can smell it!
- Smell that shit, baby!
1303
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,400
I smelt it.
1304
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,040
Anyway, that's when I learned…
1305
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,800
…that Quaaludes and water-skiing
do not mix.
1306
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,400
Now, you remember that.
1307
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,880
How come you did all of that stuff,
Grandpa?
1308
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:52,960
Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you.
I was young and stupid then.
1309
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,240
I didn't understand a lot of things.
1310
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,480
Think it had to do with how
I was reared as a boy.
1311
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,360
But, you know, I got no complaints.
1312
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,640
It's been a beautiful ride.
1313
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,280
A beautiful ride?
1314
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,720
A beautiful ride.
1315
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,440
Dewey, sweetheart,
there's someone here to see you.
1316
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,360
Mr. Cox.
1317
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:22,680
I'm sorry, have we met?
1318
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,160
You worked with my father,
Kvetch L'Chaim.
1319
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:27,680
You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy?
1320
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,240
Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me.
1321
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,760
Well, it's nice to see you again,
Dreidel L'Chaim.
1322
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,160
The pleasure's all mine.
1323
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,120
Listen, Mr. Cox,
there's something I want to show you.
1324
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,320
I never rock a fella
But I rock a Cinderella
1325
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,280
While she's sittin' in between
A nigga's legs like a cello
1326
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,120
Must be those pair of double-Ds
1327
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,600
That got a nigga sittin'
Rock-hard in his jeans
1328
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,480
Time to play
Make your mouth into a hole, yo
1329
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,800
Tell me how I feel
When I'm rockin' your boat
1330
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,000
- I wanna make you fuckin'
- Hard
1331
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,840
I'm so wet, I gotta make you
1332
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,600
Hard
1333
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,480
Mr. L'Chaim, how could you
allow them to do such a thing…
1334
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,040
…with my husband's music?
1335
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,960
Through the roof, we're selling.
1336
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,680
Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper.
Sweet kid.
1337
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,120
Anyway, he's introduced
a whole new generation…
1338
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,200
…to the magic of Dewey Cox.
1339
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,760
You could even play together.
Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package.
1340
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,560
Anyway, as if that was not enough…
1341
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,400
…they're giving Dewey the Lifetime
Achievement Award next month.
1342
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,040
The Lifetime Achievement Award?
1343
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,760
Baby, that's wonderful.
1344
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,360
You go on TV, they give you the award,
you play a song, it's a magical thing.
1345
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,800
I can't go on TV and play.
1346
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,280
- What? Why not?
- Why, Grandpa?
1347
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:46,920
Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even
know if I can rock no more.
1348
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,840
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1349
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1350
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,160
Well, I don't know that I can rock.
1351
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,000
And besides that…
1352
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,640
…I gave that life up for a reason.
1353
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,520
I'm afraid of the temptations,
Darlene.
1354
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:07,840
You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.
1355
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,720
Just go out there
and sing your song.
1356
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,120
I'm gonna need my band.
1357
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,200
My hip.
1358
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,240
Ladies and gentlemen…
1359
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:49,560
…please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett
and Jackson Browne.
1360
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,240
Walk hard
1361
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:54,320
Hard
1362
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,560
Down life's
1363
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,000
- Rocky road
- Rocky road
1364
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:00,960
Walk bold
1365
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,400
Hard
1366
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,680
That's my creed
1367
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,440
- My code
- My code
1368
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,840
- Hi.
- Hey there.
1369
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000
Hello.
1370
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,440
Oh, he is so cute.
1371
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,680
What are you doing later, Dewey?
1372
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,200
I am returning to the hotel
with my family.
1373
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,400
Good night to you.
1374
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,200
He fucked my grandma.
1375
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,840
That's awesome.
1376
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,120
Ghostface Killah.
1377
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,920
Walking hard
I'm a real hard walker
1378
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,520
Fast on the trigger
And a smooth talker
1379
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,880
My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box
I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox
1380
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,320
- Walk hard
- My skin stays scarred
1381
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,960
You can ask God
1382
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,200
Lots of ladies unsnapped they bras
1383
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,400
Oh, no. You're adorable.
1384
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,360
Sam. What are y'all doing in here?
1385
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,720
Dewey, get out of here.
You don't want no part of this shit.
1386
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,120
What is it?
1387
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,600
It's a medication
for erectile dysfunction.
1388
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,240
It gives you a boner.
1389
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,560
Not to be used if you have
a heart condition.
1390
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:07,160
If boners last for more than four hours,
call more ladies.
1391
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,800
Well, that does sound tempting.
1392
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:13,600
But do you know what, Sam?
I really don't want no part of that shit.
1393
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,480
Did you hear what I said?
It gives you a boner.
1394
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:19,040
Hate to let you down, old friend…
1395
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,640
…but I don't wanna succumb
to the temptations.
1396
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,040
- My girl
- My girl
1397
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,400
Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah
1398
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:28,920
My girl
1399
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:31,360
The Temptations!
1400
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,520
When it's cold outside
1401
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,600
I got the month of May
1402
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,600
We heard him sing
about walking hard…
1403
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,880
…and we learned a little something
about how we wanted to walk.
1404
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,720
What do we think about
when we think about Cox?
1405
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:48,640
He's been called the Drifter.
1406
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,000
Also the Shape Shifter,
the Master Chef, the Chameleon.
1407
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,440
The Problem Child. The Hard One.
1408
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,400
The White Indian. The Giant Midget.
1409
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,760
If Elvis and Buddy Holly are
the Cain and Abel of rock 'n' roll…
1410
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,040
…and Bruce Springsteen
is Zechariah…
1411
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,960
…Iggy Pop is Methuselah…
1412
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,640
…and, of course, Neil Young
is the wise prophet Ezekiel…
1413
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,480
…then what does
that make Dewey Cox?
1414
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,360
Well, I don't know what God…
1415
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,680
Mr. Cox?
1416
01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:18,880
I don't wanna rush him,
but he goes on in a minute.
1417
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:24,920
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my great honor to introduce…
1418
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:28,240
…for the first time on-stage
in 25 years…
1419
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:31,440
…performing his final masterpiece…
1420
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,000
…that will sum up his entire life…
1421
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,720
Mr. Cox?
1422
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,520
…the one, the only…
1423
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,200
I'm ready.
1424
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,240
…Mr. Dewey Cox.
1425
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,400
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
1426
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,600
You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.
1427
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,440
This is the first song I've written
in a very long time.
1428
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:04,680
I hope you enjoy it.
1429
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,360
Now that I have lived
1430
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,000
A lifetime's worth of days
1431
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,920
Finally I see
1432
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:20,320
The folly of my ways
1433
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,040
So listen when I sing of
1434
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:27,120
The temptations of this world
1435
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,720
Fancy cars and needles
1436
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,160
Whiskey, flesh and pearls
1437
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:39,080
And then in the end
1438
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,400
It's family and friends
1439
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,200
Loving yourself
1440
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,000
But not only yourself
1441
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,800
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
1442
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,760
And the young girls you've made cry
1443
01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:00,320
It's about make a little music
Every day till you die
1444
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,480
It's a beautiful ride
1445
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:07,320
Beautiful ride
1446
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,040
A beautiful ride
1447
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:13,200
Beautiful ride
1448
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,120
Beautiful
1449
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:23,000
Beautiful ride
1450
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,560
As I stand on the precipice of death
1451
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,480
My perspective is enormous
1452
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,600
Every leaf, every cloud
1453
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,960
I see the hands
Which have formed us
1454
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,520
And some days all you got
1455
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,800
Is a nighttime graveyard walk
1456
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,080
And you whistle some sweet melody
1457
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:49,200
To the ghosts down at the dock
1458
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,000
Sing into your hand
1459
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,760
Lead the marching band
1460
01:24:56,320 --> 01:25:00,680
Don't you let 'em fade
Your colors gray
1461
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,760
'Cause when all is said and done
1462
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,720
When youth is spent and burned
1463
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,160
You'll see that it's all about
1464
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:12,440
Music
1465
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:13,920
Flowers
1466
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:15,400
Babies
1467
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,560
Sharin' the good times
1468
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,720
Travelin' not just for business
1469
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,320
Accepting your mortality
1470
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:27,520
This is finally what I've learned
1471
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,800
And then in the end
1472
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,800
It's family and friends
1473
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,560
Loving yourself
1474
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,600
But not only yourself
1475
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,960
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
1476
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:47,280
And the young girls you've made cry
1477
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:52,720
It's about make a little music
Every day till you die
1478
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,280
It's a beautiful ride
1479
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,280
Beautiful ride
1480
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:05,960
Beautiful ride
1481
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,280
Beautiful
1482
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:12,560
Beautiful ride
1483
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:17,160
Beautiful ride
1484
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:23,920
Beautiful ride
1485
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,560
Beautiful
1486
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:34,680
Beautiful ride
1487
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:23,040
Walk hard
1488
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,360
Hard
1489
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,080
Down life's
1490
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,040
Rocky road
1491
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,080
Walk bold
1492
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,800
Hard
1493
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:40,840
That's my creed
1494
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:45,240
My code
1495
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,920
Walk hard
1496
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:49,560
Walk hard
1497
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:53,680
Walk hard
1498
01:31:54,800 --> 01:32:01,480
Walk hard