1 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,760 Mr. Cox? 2 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,320 Mr. Cox? 3 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,400 Mr. Cox? 4 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,040 Guys, I need Cox. 5 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,040 He goes on in two minutes and I can't find him. 6 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,680 Mr. Cox. 7 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,600 Mr. Cox? 8 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,680 You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. 9 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:21,200 Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays. 10 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,440 Come on, Nate, let's go play. 11 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,800 I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice. 12 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,680 You can't practice all the time, Nate. You're already perfect. 13 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,360 All right. Come on, Dewey, let's go play! 14 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,840 - Today's gonna be the best day ever! - Yeah! 15 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,640 Ain't nothing horrible gonna happen today. 16 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,240 What do you wanna be when you grow up, Dewey? 17 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,000 I don't know. Never really thunk about it before. 18 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,760 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a great composer. 19 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,800 And a professional baseball player. 20 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,680 Then I'm gonna be an astronaut, and I'm gonna go to the moon. 21 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,640 There's nothing I won't do with this long, long life of mine. 22 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,120 For sure. 23 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,880 That's what's great about being young. So much time to do great things. 24 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,040 Let's go play! 25 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,760 My turn! 26 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,840 I got him! I got him! 27 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,080 Catch! 28 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,560 Chicken! 29 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,560 I challenge you to a duel, sir. 30 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,000 I don't know, Nate. 31 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,880 You know how mad Pa gets when we play with his machetes. 32 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,080 Come on. There's nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting. 33 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,480 Now, en garde! 34 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,880 - Do you yield, sir? - Never! 35 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,200 Prepare to meet your maker. 36 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,760 - Dewey! - Nate! 37 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,480 I'm halved! 38 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,240 Oh, we should've listened to Pa. 39 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad. 40 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,080 In case I don't make it, then you'll have to be double great… 41 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,760 …for the both of us. 42 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,080 Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate. 43 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,520 You can handle it, Dewey. Now, run, get Pa! 44 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,120 Holy shit. 45 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:10,480 This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half. 46 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,760 I was not able to reattach the top half of his body… 47 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,720 …to the bottom half of his body. 48 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,320 Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists. 49 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,520 I'm sorry, folks. He's gone. 50 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,240 Oh, no! 51 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,720 Oh, my God. 52 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,120 Dear God. Oh, Dewey. 53 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,000 It's all your fault, Dewey Cox. 54 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,240 Oh, Pa, you don't mean that. It's not his fault. 55 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,600 He cut him in half with a machete. 56 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,760 No. 57 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,640 You. You're not half the boy that Nate was. 58 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,680 You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was… 59 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,560 …after you cut him in half. 60 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,400 So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was? 61 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,960 The wrong kid died. 62 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,360 Ma, I can't smell anything. 63 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,360 You can't smell anything? 64 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,920 I think I lost my sense of smell. 65 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,360 You gone smell-blind, son. 66 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,000 It'll pass, Dewey. 67 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,520 Now, you run on down to the country store and get us some butter. 68 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,200 And a candle. 69 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,560 We're gonna light us a candle tonight. 70 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,520 I'm a gamblin' man 71 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,880 I gambled everywhere I go 72 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,080 I'm a gamblin' man 73 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,960 Lord, I gambled from door to door 74 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,560 I've never heard no music like that before. 75 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,520 It's so sad. 76 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,680 That's why it's called the blues, boy. 77 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,320 I think I'd like to play me some blues. 78 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,840 Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand the true meaning of the blues. 79 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I reckon I might. 80 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,800 You play the guitar? 81 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,960 Never have before. But I'm a real fast learner. 82 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,720 Well, go ahead. 83 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:15,200 You put your finger right up there. Place your hands here. That's it. 84 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,480 That's the G chord. 85 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,920 Now hit the strings with your other hand. 86 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,200 - That's it. - There you go. 87 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,600 Yeah, just like that. 88 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:42,080 I done a bad thing 89 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,120 Cut my brother in half 90 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,440 It's not bad for your first time. 91 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,480 You can do it, Dewey. You'll be double great. 92 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,600 For the both of us. 93 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,000 Dewey? 94 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,720 Dewey. 95 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,280 Dewey? 96 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,440 Mama, you made it! 97 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,000 There's my favorite 14-year-old son. 98 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,720 Oh, no. Come on, now. Not in front of the fellas. 99 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,960 Howdy, boys. 100 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,800 Howdy, Mrs. Cox. 101 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,440 I just wanted to say break a leg. 102 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,880 I know you boys are gonna play a real good song. 103 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,280 Oh, thanks, Ma. 104 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,800 I'm just so proud you learned to play the guitar so good. 105 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,640 Without even having a sense of smell. 106 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,600 It's all right now, Mama. I learned how to play by ear. 107 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,840 You just go out there and sing your heart out. 108 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,720 I will, Mama. 109 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,200 - How we gonna follow that? - Delilah Montgomery. 110 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,680 - Delilah Montgomery. - Very nice! 111 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,920 And now sophomore Dewey Cox is gonna sing us a song. 112 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,840 So, ladies and germs… 113 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,480 I know, I know. 114 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,360 Please welcome Dewey Cox and the Dewey Cox Four. 115 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Hi. My name's Dewey Cox. 116 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,720 And this is a little song I wrote called "Take My Hand." 117 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,240 I sure hope you like it. 118 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,520 The wrong kid died, goddamn it. 119 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,120 - Take - Take, take 120 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,200 Take my hand 121 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,480 Take my hand 122 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,040 We're gonna walk through the park 123 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,360 I promise to have you Home before dark 124 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,680 Home before dark 125 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,720 Oh, life would be so sweet 126 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,240 Walking with you down the street 127 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,120 This music is an outrage! 128 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,520 Come on and take my hand 129 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,360 Come on and take my hand 130 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,520 It's the devil's music! 131 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,040 It's all right if you're coy 132 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,920 After all I'm a boy 133 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,520 And you're a girl 134 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,840 But make no mistake 135 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,440 Yours is the hand I want to take 136 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,160 So please 137 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,280 So please, please 138 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,320 Take my hand 139 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,640 You're going to hell! 140 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,200 Blasphemer! 141 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,840 That's it. I want you out of this house, boy. 142 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,320 - Pa! - You heard the preacher. 143 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,960 You think we don't know what you're talking about… 144 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,520 …when you say "take my hand"? 145 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,200 What? It's about holding hands. 146 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,360 You watch your mouth. 147 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,480 You know who's got hands? The devil. 148 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,640 And he uses them for holding. 149 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,880 I ain't got no room in my house for no devil's spawn. 150 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,200 Be careful. Before you say something you regret for the rest of your days. 151 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,840 Like what? Like "the wrong kid died"? 152 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,080 Oh, no! No! 153 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,040 It's okay. It's okay, Mama, settle down. 154 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,960 Pa's right. 155 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,800 Springberry ain't big enough for me no more. 156 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,680 I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox to move on. 157 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,520 But you're only 14. 158 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,120 Mama, I love you. 159 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,200 But I don't need nobody. 160 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,400 All I need is my music. 161 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,920 I seen my path today, and I'm gonna take it. 162 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,440 And someday, I'll make my masterpiece… 163 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,280 …and you'll all be proud of me. 164 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,080 Just like you were of Nate. 165 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,400 Can I come, Dewey? 166 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,160 Of course you can, Edith. You're my girlfriend. 167 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,800 - I am? - Yeah, silly. 168 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,160 I pointed at you in the audience. 169 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,720 Did you hear that? I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend! 170 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,560 You're the most talented man I've ever seen in my whole life. 171 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,360 And you will never get anything but love and support from me… 172 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,280 …for you and your dreams the rest of my life. 173 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,560 Well, then, go on. Get out of this house. 174 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,920 Before I cut your dreams in half like you cut mine in half. 175 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,960 Goodbye, Pa. 176 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,840 Just wait till you see what happens now. 177 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,160 Here we go. 178 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,840 Ma and Pa leave home All the kids get glad 179 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,760 You know our house's Gonna jump like mad 180 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,000 We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump 181 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,080 We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump 182 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,120 We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone 183 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,400 Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump 184 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,560 Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump 185 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,440 Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump 186 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,480 Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump 187 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,800 We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone 188 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,240 You know what I'm saying. 189 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,560 We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone 190 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,280 Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there. 191 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,640 My name is Bobby Shad and these are the Bad Men. 192 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,920 We gonna take a break, then we be right back… 193 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,600 …to rock till the morning light, all right? 194 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,560 Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad! Wow, that was really great. 195 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,840 Hey, I play a little guitar. If you ever need… 196 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,200 - Dewey! - Yes, sir? 197 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,240 I pay you to mop, not bother the band. 198 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,240 My customers come to dance erotically, and they need a clean floor to do it on! 199 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,320 Do your job or I'll find somebody who will. 200 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,040 Yes, sir. 201 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,040 Lonesome blues 202 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,240 Dewey, will you cut out that racket? I'm trying to feed your child! 203 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,000 How am I supposed to make it as a famous musician if I don't practice? 204 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,440 Will you stop talking about that music? 205 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,800 But it's my dream, baby. 206 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:04,040 Daddy said if we move home, he could give you a job at the slaughterhouse. 207 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,720 You can make an honest living. 208 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,800 Wouldn't have to hang your head in shame, walking around like a failure. 209 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,840 I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old with a wife and a baby. 210 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,600 Ain't no musician ever made no money, Dewey. 211 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,440 Edith, I am starting to think… 212 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,320 …that maybe you don't believe in me. 213 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,400 I do believe in you. 214 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,480 I just know you're gonna fail. 215 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,240 - What are you talking about, Edith? - What about my dreams? 216 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,040 Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! 217 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,400 It will fall down! The sun will melt the candy! It won't work! 218 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,920 It will if it never rains. 219 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,960 Now, you listen to me. I am gonna make this dream come true. 220 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,320 Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy. 221 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,520 It's hard. 222 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,400 It ain't easy to walk to the top of a mountain. 223 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,760 It's a long, hard walk. 224 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,840 It's a rocky road. 225 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,760 But I plan on walking. 226 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,320 Oh, I'm gonna walk. 227 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,720 Hard. 228 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,840 I will walk hard. 229 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,480 Walk hard. 230 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,040 I got a full house coming tonight. 231 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,680 If Bobby Shad can't play, I need to find someone who can. 232 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,080 I'm fine. I can play through the pain. 233 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,440 Should've thought before you punched your landlord and got laryngitis. 234 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200 I guess there's no music tonight. 235 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,560 Bullhickey! People come here to dance erotically! 236 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,320 I ain't got no music, I ain't got no nightclub. 237 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,320 Excuse me. 238 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,560 I play a little. 239 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,160 I don't know how to tell you this, boy. 240 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,400 You're white. This crowd will eat you alive. 241 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,000 I been watching Mr. Shad every night. I know all the songs. 242 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,320 It'll be the same show. 243 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,680 It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight. 244 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,280 This is crazy. 245 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,160 But I ain't got no other choice. 246 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,760 I don't mean to put more pressure on you, boy. 247 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:10,240 The suits from the record company just got here. 248 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,120 Oh, okay. 249 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,840 Scared? 250 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,200 - A little. - Well, you should be. 251 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,560 Those Jews control show business. 252 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,240 Just lay it down exactly like Bobby does. 253 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,600 Good evening. We're Bobby Shad and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox. 254 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,280 Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight so I'm gonna do his show for you. 255 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,240 And I hope you enjoy it. 256 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,360 This first song we're fitting to do is… 257 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,240 Well, it's about… 258 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,760 It's about when your woman catches you. 259 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,720 You know, she catches you running around town… 260 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,360 …getting into all kinds of strange. 261 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:59,400 And she says, "Son, get your lazy, two-timing, Negro ass up out of here." 262 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,480 - And you say to her: - What's he doing? You see that? 263 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,200 You got to love your Negro man 264 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,880 You got to love your Negro man 265 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,760 You got to love your Negro man 266 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,040 You got to love your Negro man 267 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,760 You got to love, love, love, love, love 268 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,520 Your Negro man 269 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,640 From early in the morning Till late at night 270 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,200 You know I love your apples Let me take a bite 271 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,520 You got to love your Negro man 272 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,040 You got to love your Negro man 273 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,440 You got to love, love, love, love, love 274 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,680 Your Negro man 275 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,840 I like what you did out there tonight. Have you ever made a recording? 276 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,320 Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov, that's been my dream. 277 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,160 He's not the one you want. I'm the one you want. 278 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,960 - I think he's the one we want. - He's got a nice thing. 279 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,600 He's not bad with the singing and the playing and the shaking of the tochis. 280 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,600 I think you've got what it takes to make it in the big time. 281 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,560 The big time? 282 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,200 When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie 283 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,320 That's amore 284 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,400 When the world seems to shine 285 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,560 What the hell is this? 286 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,360 Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie? 287 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,600 Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling 288 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,000 And you'll sing "Vita bella" 289 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,200 All right. Hold, please. Stop that. Stop your singing! 290 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,360 Stop your singing this instant, young man! 291 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,720 I will not have this in my studio! 292 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,280 Maybe it was a wrong song choice? 293 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,440 If you just let me play one of my songs, I think you'll like it a whole lot better. 294 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,040 You have failed conclusively. It's over. 295 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,120 And there is nothing that you can do… 296 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,920 …here in this room that can turn that around. 297 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,760 Nothing you can do that can make up for what you did to "That's Amore." 298 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,880 - Well, my mother liked it a whole lot. - Your mother was wrong. 299 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,560 I was willing to open my mind… 300 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,560 …because these Jewish gentlemen brought you in here. 301 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,480 They usually have good taste. 302 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,040 And now here you are in front of me, pretending you can sing. 303 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,240 And I have to say that today… 304 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,680 …your performance has shaken my belief in the Jewish people. 305 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,960 Well, there's nothing I would like more, sir… 306 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,720 …than to restore your faith in Judaism, if you could just give me that shot. 307 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,960 But I'll tell you, you have failed so far… 308 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,840 …and if somehow you are able to sing a song now… 309 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,440 …bringing these boys together you haven't even met… 310 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,120 …and make something so personal, so new… 311 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,440 …that the whole world takes notice… 312 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,440 …and that your life is never the same again… 313 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,920 But I'm telling you right now, I don't think it's going to happen. 314 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,080 Wait, wait, wait. We're here already. What could it possibly hurt? 315 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,440 L'Chaim, I'll do it for you. But just one more song. 316 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,120 All right. 317 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,280 All right, son. I'm gonna give you 15 more seconds. 318 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,160 Thank you, sir. I hope you won't regret it. 319 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,440 Dewey, we don't know this song. 320 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,720 You just follow me. 321 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,920 I don't know. 322 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,080 Walk hard 323 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,760 Hard 324 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,080 Walk hard? 325 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,240 Down life's rocky road 326 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,840 Walk bold 327 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,400 Hard 328 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,480 That's my creed 329 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,120 My code 330 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,520 I been scorned and slandered And ridiculed too 331 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,160 Had to struggle every day My whole life through 332 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,520 Seen my share of the worst That the world can give 333 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,960 But I still got a dream And a burnin' rage to live 334 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,000 Walk hard 335 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,280 Hard 336 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,080 Here is America's new hit song "Walk Hard"… 337 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,440 …recorded just 35 minutes ago by Dewey Cox. 338 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,160 Hard 339 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,400 Though they say 340 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,280 You're not the one 341 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,680 Even if you've been told Time and time again 342 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,080 That you're always gonna lose And never gonna win 343 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,760 You gotta keep that vision In your mind's eye 344 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,520 When you're standin' on top Of a mountain high 345 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,440 He walks so hard. 346 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,000 How do I walk, boys? 347 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,400 Hard 348 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,280 When I meet my maker On my dying day 349 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,200 I'm gonna look him in the eye And by God, I'll say 350 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,920 I gave my word And my word was good 351 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,960 I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could 352 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,960 Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling. 353 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,680 I sang a song at a circus in New Jersey. 354 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,640 They said, "We'll give you 5 grand." 355 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,400 I said, "No, you won't. You'll give me that giraffe." 356 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,200 - They did. They gave it right to me. - That is one beautiful giraffe. 357 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360 Thank you. 358 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,640 It'll just be a few weeks, Edith. 359 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,840 Who's gonna help me take care of the children? 360 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,440 Dewey, you have got to give up this dream. 361 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,600 You're never gonna make it. Give it up, Dewey. 362 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,600 What are you talking about? I got a number one hit on the radio. 363 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,920 I'm playing my music for people who wanna hear me. 364 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,840 It's everything we always wanted, Edith. 365 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,160 I never get to see you anymore. Your kids never get to see you. 366 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440 I don't know how to tell you this. 367 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,120 I'm gonna miss some things, okay? 368 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,680 I'm gonna miss some birthdays and some christenings. 369 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,520 I'm gonna miss some births, period. 370 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,720 Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be here every time you have a baby. 371 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,200 But aren't you happy? You have a beautiful new home. 372 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,000 All your fancy new clothes and your monkey and your giraffe. 373 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,280 Look, what else you need? 374 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,080 How about I get you a crow that could talk? 375 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,640 And I'll teach him phrases that I say. "Good morning, honey." 376 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,360 - But it'll be a little crow talking. - This ain't about no exotic pets! 377 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,520 It's about love, you stupid piece of shit. 378 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,200 Dewey. 379 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,360 Hello, baby! 380 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,560 Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking. 381 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,240 Oh, you sweet thing. 382 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,680 Do I what? 383 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,720 How are we supposed to follow that? 384 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,640 Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great. 385 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,520 - Thanks, Buddy Holly. - If you don't, I'll pick it back up. 386 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,800 - You got nothing to worry about. - Oh, thank you. 387 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,320 Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly. 388 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,600 Dewey, you'll be fine, or my name's not Buddy Holly. 389 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,960 Change of plans. Elvis wants to get out of here early. He's hungry. 390 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,000 We'll change the order. After the Big Bopper, it's Buddy Holly… 391 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,160 …then Elvis Presley, and then you, Dewey Cox. 392 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,320 So it's the Big Bopper… 393 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,000 …and then Buddy Holly… 394 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,480 …and then Elvis Presley, and then me? 395 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,920 Yeah. Just for tonight. 396 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,520 Well, I'm just happy to be here. 397 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,320 Elvis! 398 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,240 Ladies. 399 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,200 Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't have to rile them up like that. 400 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,960 What, now? 401 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,880 - No, I'm… - Excuse me, what? 402 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,120 I'm just saying, we gotta follow that and… 403 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,320 Listen to this, right now. There's two things you need to know. 404 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,320 I'm the King. And number two is: 405 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,960 Look out, man! Look at that coming at you. You see that? 406 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,600 It's called karate, and only two kinds of people know it. 407 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,840 The Chinese and the King. 408 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,400 And one of them is me. 409 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,760 You're the King. 410 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,400 Come on, man… 411 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,760 Look out, man! 412 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,280 Well, thanks, Elvis. 413 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,360 Let's go. Come on, mama. 414 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,520 What the fuck was he talking about? 415 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,840 How y'all doing? My name's Dewey Cox. 416 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,840 Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play a song I wrote for a very special lady. 417 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox. 418 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,400 Oh, my darlin' 419 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,480 Oh, my darlin' 420 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 421 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,520 I have a perfect life 422 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,720 You are the perfect wife 423 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,720 I don't know why 424 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,120 I sit and cry 425 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,000 And now I miss you so 426 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,040 Please don't let me go 427 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,120 I make mistakes and that is true 428 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,120 At least I learn each time I do 429 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,120 Darling, you must believe 430 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:55,680 I could never leave you If I tried 431 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,880 A life without you 432 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:06,760 Is no life at all 433 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,400 Wow, great playing, boys. 434 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,040 The fillies love you, Dewey. 435 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,400 If I wasn't married with a good head on my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do. 436 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,040 You gotta get back out there. They are going crazy. 437 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,840 Let me splash some water on my face. 438 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,560 Okay. Hurry up! 439 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,920 Golly, that rock 'n' roll. 440 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,360 - Get out of here, Dewey. - What are y'all doing in here? 441 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,120 We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit. 442 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,640 You're smoking reefers? 443 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,520 Of course we are. Can't you smell it? 444 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,560 No, Sam, I can't. 445 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,560 Come on, Dewey, join the party. 446 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,320 No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get out of here! 447 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,160 I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. 448 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,320 It doesn't give you a hangover. 449 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,280 Will I get addicted to it or something? 450 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,120 It's not habit-forming. 451 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,520 Oh, okay, well… 452 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,320 I don't know. I don't wanna overdose on it. 453 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,680 You can't OD on it. 454 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,520 It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? 455 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,280 It makes sex even better. 456 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,400 Sounds kind of expensive. 457 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,600 It's the cheapest drug there is. 458 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,000 You don't want it. 459 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,400 I think I kind of want it. 460 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,520 Okay, but just this once. Come on in. 461 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,960 - What do I do? - Like this. 462 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,040 Oh, my. 463 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,760 Well, the tour's going real great, baby. 464 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 Yeah, we're having a real nice time. 465 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,120 Yeah, the boys have been playing great… 466 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,760 …and the audiences have been just wonderful, so… 467 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,160 - When you coming home? - Soon, baby, real soon. 468 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,480 We gotta hit the major markets in the Northeast, Chicago, Detroit… 469 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,280 Could you shut up? I'm trying to have sex with these women down here. 470 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,880 Who's that? 471 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,880 Oh, that's Sam. 472 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,120 - He's just looking for his drumsticks. - Howdy. 473 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,840 Excuse me. 474 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,720 Anyway, you don't wanna hear about this boring stuff. How was your day? 475 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720 Oh, you know, just taking care of the kids. 476 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,320 Went down to Wilson's Market the other day to pick up some milk. 477 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,720 - Hey, Dewey? - Yes, Bert? 478 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,040 - You want a cup of coffee? - No, thank you. 479 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,600 - Who's that? - That's Bert, my roadie. 480 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,800 Just wants to know if I want any coffee or anything like that. 481 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,360 Dewey, there's a distance growing between us, I feel, and I don't like it. 482 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,480 Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith. 483 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,840 Come on, you know I'm just the same old Dewey. 484 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,680 - Hey, Dewey. - Yes, Bert? 485 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,040 You seen my sandals? 486 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,720 I don't know. I'm talking to my wife, Bert. 487 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,920 Baby, there's somebody at the door. I gotta go. 488 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,680 Can I call when I get to New Jersey? 489 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,160 Okay. Bye, Dewey. 490 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,640 - I love you. - All right. 491 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,960 - I love you. - I love you. 492 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,480 - You're never gonna make it, okay? - Okay, bye. 493 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,080 Bye. 494 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,120 - Pa. - Dewey. 495 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,880 What are you doing here? 496 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,320 It's about your mama. 497 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,280 Ma? What about her? Is she okay? 498 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,440 We better step out into the hall. 499 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,400 - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened. 500 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,280 We were readying for bed when your song comes on the radio. 501 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,360 It's Dewey! 502 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,720 Your son is talented. You should be proud. 503 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,760 Well, I must admit, it is kind of catchy. 504 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,200 Dance with me, Pa. 505 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,080 It does make you kind of wanna move, doesn't it? 506 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,600 It sure does. 507 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,320 Maybe I have been kind of hard on little Dewey. 508 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,320 Maybe you have. 509 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,640 Be careful, Ma. 510 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,200 - You all right, Ma? - I'm all right. 511 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,480 She lost her balance… 512 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,000 …and fell out the window… 513 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,960 …and then the radio crushed her head? 514 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,600 While she was dancing to your song. 515 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,480 I thought you should know what your music does. 516 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,360 It kills people. 517 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,600 You made her happy and it killed her. 518 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,800 If Nate was alive, this never would have happened. 519 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,040 Wrong kid died. 520 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,600 - Get out of here, Dewey. - What are y'all doing in here? 521 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,560 It's called cocaine, and you don't want no part of this shit. 522 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,520 Cocaine? 523 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440 What's it do? 524 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160 It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. 525 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,440 It's a nightmare. 526 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,680 I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me some of that cocaine. 527 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,520 When I meet my maker On my dying day 528 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,240 Look him in the eye And by God I'll say 529 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,160 I gave my word And my word was good 530 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,160 I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could 531 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,320 Walk hard Walk hard, hard, hard 532 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,240 Walk hard, hard, hard Walk… 533 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,080 All right, again. Faster. 534 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,720 This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody gonna wanna listen to music like this. 535 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,000 Standing there playing as fast as you can… 536 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,720 …singing like some sort of punk. 537 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,000 Don't you dare try to stifle me. 538 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,480 Whose band is this anyway, you cocksucker! 539 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,040 I'll punch you in the mouth! 540 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880 Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave. 541 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,520 No, I didn't mean that. 542 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,800 Just with my mama dying and all, I'm just all twisted up inside. 543 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,160 Mr. Cox? 544 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,600 I heard you were looking for a new backup singer. For your new duet. 545 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160 You heard right. 546 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,480 I was wondering if you might like to give me a try. 547 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,800 I reckon I might. 548 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,800 I've been singing in my church choir since I was a girl. 549 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,480 I like the sound of that. 550 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,000 Darlene Madison. 551 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,720 Dewey Cox. 552 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,640 Hello, Darlene. 553 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,960 Hello, Mr. Cox. 554 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,960 You ready to sing one? 555 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,120 I'm always ready. 556 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,720 Well, all right. 557 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,520 In my dreams you're blowin' me 558 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,120 Some kisses 559 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,840 That's one of my favorite things To do 560 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,280 You and I could go down 561 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,880 In history 562 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,800 That's what I'm prayin' to do with you 563 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,960 Let's duet 564 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,320 In ways that make us feel good 565 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,440 Let's duet 566 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,600 And make that sacred sound 567 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,240 Dewey Cox! I am not that kind of woman. 568 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,440 - All right. - Well… 569 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,200 …that doesn't mean that we still can't be friends. 570 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,560 Okay. 571 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,160 Well, then, here's to us being great friends. 572 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,560 I can't! We're friends! 573 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,880 I'm gonna beat off 574 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,840 All my demons 575 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:15,720 That's what lovin' Jesus' all about 576 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,680 Lookin' in your eyes I start believin' 577 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,640 Let's bring this whisper to a shout 578 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,760 Let's duet 579 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,160 In ways that make us feel good 580 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,680 Put two and two together 581 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,080 Perfect harmony we've found 582 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,160 We know it's only natural 583 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,800 Let's duet 584 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,400 I just wanna make out 585 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,240 What you're sayin' 586 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,720 Read my lips It's what you're lookin' for 587 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,000 Here I am a-sneakin' up Behind you 588 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:13,440 You can always come in My back door 589 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,160 Let's duet 590 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,000 Darlene, these last three weeks have been so… 591 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,360 …full and wonderful. 592 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,680 We've shared so many activities together as good friends. 593 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,200 It's like you understand me the way nobody else ever has. 594 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,240 I mean, if I… 595 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,120 - What is it, Dewey? - I don't know. 596 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,160 It's nothing. I'm fine. 597 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,240 Nothing? You look like you seen a ghost. 598 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,360 I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene. 599 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,400 You should know that. 600 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,840 Where does all that pain come from, Dewey? 601 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:08,000 Did you ever have something that you really loved… 602 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,720 …that you accidentally… 603 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,560 …killed, or hurt in some way, with a machete? 604 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,800 - No. - No, me neither. 605 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,320 - Wouldn't that be terrible? - How would you live? 606 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,360 I know, right? Exactly. 607 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,840 Darling Darlene 608 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,480 Darling Darlene 609 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,640 I'm in love with you I'm havin' fun with you 610 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800 I'm in love with you I'm on the run with you 611 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,920 I'm in love with you And I'll be one with you one day 612 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,840 Thanks for letting me sleep in your bunk, Dewey. 613 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,720 Gotta sleep somewhere, right? 614 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,960 - Dewey, I can't. - I know. I know. 615 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,080 We both know that the sexual tension between us is palpable. 616 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,720 Don't you know that I wrestle with the same temptations you do? 617 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,240 I know I shouldn't be saying this to you, Dewey… 618 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,120 …because we're not married and we're just friends… 619 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:16,360 …but sometimes I lie awake at night aching for a man's touch. 620 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,360 And by "a man's touch," I mean a penis in my vagina. 621 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,200 It's just so silly. 622 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,400 Oh, that's so silly. 623 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,480 - Well, we better get some sleep. - Okay. 624 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,640 Take my hand, Dewey. 625 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,040 Let's promise to never, ever give in to our lesser desires. 626 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,920 After all, we're not married. 627 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,880 I'm ready for sex. 628 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,720 I been waiting for this for so long. 629 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,040 Me too. 630 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,440 From the moment I laid eyes on you. 631 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,720 Oh, my. 632 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,240 Dewey, I'm nervous. 633 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,120 Don't worry, angel. I'll show you the ways of love. 634 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,200 Whoops-a-daisy. 635 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,920 Oh, Dewey. 636 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,000 Surprise! 637 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,760 Edith! 638 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,640 - Who are you? - I'm his wife, that's who I am. 639 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,000 No, you're not. I'm his… 640 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,000 - Good Lord, you're already married? - I can explain. 641 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,080 Explain to her? You should explain to me. I am the mother of your children. 642 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,280 - It's not what it looks like. - Children? 643 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,800 It's not what it looks like. 644 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,440 Not what it looks like to me, or not what it looks like to her? 645 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,280 It's gotta be the way it looks like to at least one of us. 646 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,520 We're married. 647 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,560 I did the right thing. It's not like we're not married. 648 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,880 If you're married, you can't get married again. 649 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,160 I know, I know, and that was wrong, but it's just… 650 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,720 We were such good friends. 651 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,760 You told me about that dream where you were licking my balls… 652 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,600 …and that seemed like a signal, and… 653 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,840 I forgot. 654 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,120 I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox, and I will see you in court! 655 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,360 No, Edith! Don't go! 656 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,880 Oh, well. She's gone now. 657 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,880 I'm leaving too. You got the order of things all backwards. 658 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,800 Darlene, don't go! 659 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,680 Edith, don't go either! 660 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,080 I made a mistake. I made a terrible mistake. 661 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,960 Edith! Edith! Edith! 662 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,640 - Leave me alone, Dewey. - I never meant no harm to you. 663 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,000 Edith. Cupcake. 664 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,960 Baby, you don't know what it's like out there on the road. It's lonely out there. 665 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,920 Edith, I can't be alone. 666 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,400 Maybe you should've thought of that before you got double married. 667 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,960 Is that what this is about? 668 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,640 Don't you stand there and judge me like I'm some kind of criminal. 669 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,520 You are a criminal. This is illegal, Dewey. 670 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,800 What do you mean? 671 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,440 It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey. 672 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,800 What about if you're famous? Is that…? 673 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,480 You never done nothing you shouldn't have done? 674 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,840 What have I ever done? 675 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,680 You woke up in the middle of the night and drank the milk. 676 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,040 I got up to have my cornflakes, there's none left. 677 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,640 Dewey, you cheated on me! 678 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,360 So I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk. 679 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,760 Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it. You're innocent, and I'm guilty. 680 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,960 Guilty as charged. 681 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,480 Guilty as charged 682 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,880 Don't you dare write a song right now, Dewey! 683 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,960 You know what? Go ahead. Take the children. I don't care. 684 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,920 All I need is my music. 685 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,320 I don't need you. 686 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,120 And I don't need you. 687 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,440 And I don't need you. 688 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,880 And I don't need you. 689 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,920 You're just sitting there, all high and mighty in your diaper. 690 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,480 If anything, you need me. You're a baby. 691 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,680 Come on, Miles. 692 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,800 Don't you dare take Miles. 693 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,880 You can take the children, but you leave me my monkey. 694 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,840 Fine. 695 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,560 Goodbye, Dewey Cox. 696 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,640 No! No, come back. 697 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,720 Don't leave me, Edith. 698 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,680 "Don't leave me, Edith." There's a title for a song. 699 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,200 That's not a bad title, but please don't leave me. 700 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,960 What have you done? 701 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,920 I'm telling you, I've had it. I've had it with all this crap. 702 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,360 You took her side every time. 703 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,840 All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you. 704 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,480 Get out of here. You don't want no part of this. 705 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,040 - What y'all doing in here? - We doing pills, uppers and downers. 706 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,920 They're the logical next step for you. 707 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,720 I want some of that shit. 708 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,320 Good morning, Your Honor. May I approach the bench? 709 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,480 I don't give a damn What anyone thinks 710 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,200 I stay up all night And I smoke and I drink 711 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,160 I'm a wanted man And I'm blowin' town 712 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,120 Don't waste your time Tryin' to hunt me down 713 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,600 The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars 714 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,600 And I'm guilty 715 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,720 Guilty 716 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,880 I'm guilty as charged 717 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,680 Does Dewey seem unhappy to you? 718 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,680 He's changed, I tell you. He's changed. 719 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,360 That was early Dewey. This is middle Dewey. 720 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,640 Dewey, are you enjoying yourself? 721 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,480 What? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here. 722 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,880 Hey, Dave. I like your girl better. Let's switch. 723 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,720 - Well, Dewey, this is my wife. - Oh, nice to meet you. 724 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,920 Well, this is Kathy. Kathy, this is Dave. 725 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,760 Come on, darling. So where you from? 726 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,400 Hi there. 727 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,360 Guilty 728 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,080 I'm guilty as charged 729 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,160 I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins 730 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920 Take a good look And you'll know where I've been 731 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,680 I'm dancin' with the devil Every night and every day 732 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,960 People pay attention to the things That I say 733 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,120 Say 734 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,400 If you're sayin' my love is too large 735 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,640 Then I'm guilty 736 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,680 Goddamn it, this is a dark fucking period! 737 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,880 Oh, I'm guilty 738 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,040 - Freeze! Hands above your head. - It's not what it looks like. 739 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,280 I'm guilty as charged 740 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440 Stop! 741 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,560 You got me. 742 00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,480 Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it? Look here. 743 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:07,360 I'm guilty as charged 744 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,120 Cox, you got a visitor. 745 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,720 Prison has changed me. 746 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,080 I understand the common man in a way I never did before. 747 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,720 I gotta get out of here, so I can bring joy to the men back in here. 748 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,120 But I don't wanna live with them. 749 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,000 Lean closer. 750 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,160 I'm going to speak to you in my language… 751 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,840 …so that the guards can't understand what I'm saying. 752 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,160 There must be something you can do. 753 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,200 I'm 21 years old. 754 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,000 I got my whole life ahead of me… 755 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,640 We think we can get you off. 756 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,120 What do I have to do? 757 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,040 You gotta go to rehab. 758 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,360 - "Rehab"? - Rehab. 759 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,400 - Rehab? - Oh, rehab. Okay, okay, I gotcha. 760 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,560 Doctor! Doctor! 761 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,880 - I'm so cold. - We need more blankets. 762 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,560 We need more blankets. 763 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,840 Doctor! 764 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,800 - I'm so hot! - I think he has too many blankets. 765 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,960 Fewer blankets! 766 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,840 I'm hot and cold at the same time! 767 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,760 He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets. 768 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,640 I'm afraid you're right. 769 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,960 Dewey? 770 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,280 My wife sends her love… 771 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,680 …asshole. 772 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,240 Dewey, tall and powerful 773 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,920 Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me in there… 774 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,840 …but the wrong kid died. 775 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,120 Dewey. Do you mind if we get stoned in here? 776 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,680 He can't hear you. He's gonna die anyway. 777 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,120 Are you ready to go home, Dewey Cox? 778 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,960 Darlene. 779 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,480 I could never get you out of my head. 780 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,240 Me neither. 781 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,600 I could never stop thinking about you. 782 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,440 But I wasn't gonna be no home wrecker. 783 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,880 Now that I'm your only wife though, it seems different. 784 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,760 I'm a new man, Darlene. Prison and rehab have changed me. 785 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,880 All these blankets have saved my life. 786 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,800 I think you're finally ready to be the man I always thought you could be. 787 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,760 Let me get this off. 788 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,840 I love you. 789 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,040 I love you too. 790 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,720 Oh, my God. 791 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,240 Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey? 792 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,880 I think I saw him in the barn with that longhaired guy. 793 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,600 Oh, yeah, he was talking to Charlie. Charlie Manson. 794 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,960 His music is horrible. But he's a really nice guy. 795 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,480 - Oh, couldn't be nicer. - Yeah, he's a nice guy. 796 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,360 Come on, Dewey. It's almost time for Dewman's cake. 797 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,880 All right. It's just… It's hard for me to sit around at some birthday party… 798 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,000 …when I know there's so much injustice going on in this world. 799 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,200 - I know. - My daddy was right. 800 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,040 I can't spend all my time thinking about Dewey Cox no more. 801 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,960 I've got to think about the other people. 802 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,400 Like your family? 803 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,640 No, I mean, like, people that's having injustices done to them. 804 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,000 Like women and midgets and such. 805 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,560 I mean, it's 1966, Darlene. And, baby… 806 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,200 …I'm feeling it. 807 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,880 I know. The '60s are an important and exciting time. 808 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,240 Aren't they? It's like there's something happening here. 809 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,920 And what it is ain't exactly… 810 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480 …obvious. 811 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,200 I have to try to help people with my music. 812 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,320 Some people are saying that your new music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan. 813 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,400 Well, maybe Bob Dylan sounds a lot like me. 814 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,240 How come nobody ever asks Bob Dylan: 815 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,280 "Why you sound so much like Dewey Cox?" 816 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,360 Mailboxes drip like lampposts 817 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,720 In the twisted birth canal Of the coliseum 818 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,600 Rimjob fairy teapots Mask the temper tantrum 819 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,800 Oh, say can you see 'em? 820 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,600 Stuffed cabbage is the darling Of the Laundromat 821 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,280 The mouse with the overbite explained How the rabbits were ensnared 822 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,800 What the hell is this song about? 823 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,520 I have no idea. 824 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,920 You guys are idiots. This song is very deep. 825 00:48:55,080 --> 00:49:01,240 Inside the three-eyed monkey Within inches of his toaster-oven life 826 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,720 What do your parents think about your protest songs? 827 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,160 What do your parents think about my protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine? 828 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,960 All the elevator buttons 829 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,760 So incredibly high 830 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,840 I stand today for the midget 831 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,920 Half the size of a regular guy 832 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,280 Let me hold you, little man 833 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,360 As the parade passes by 834 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,200 Let me hold you, little man 835 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,880 We'll make believe you can fly 836 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,720 You shout for me to put you down 837 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,120 But I'm marching today For your cause 838 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,960 I'm banging the drum Your big day will come 839 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,680 When they remake The Wizard of Oz 840 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,160 So let me hold you, midget man 841 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,840 Pretend that you're flying in space 842 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,560 Let me hold you, midget man 843 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,440 So the dog will stop licking your face 844 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,840 Sing with me! 845 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,520 Sing it! 846 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,640 Mr. Cox, why are you going to India? 847 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,560 Well, I'm searching for something, if you must know. 848 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,120 I'm fixing to do some meditating with the maharishi. 849 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,680 And Dewey Cox needs India right now… 850 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,760 …and, heck, I reckon India needs Dewey Cox too. 851 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:34,840 Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role. 852 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,920 We're nothing but grains of sand. 853 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,400 That was freaking transcendental, Paul McCartney. 854 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,880 - Don't you agree, John Lennon? - Yes, Dewey Cox. 855 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,280 With meditation there's no limit to what we can… 856 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,800 …imagine. 857 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,800 What do you think, George Harrison? 858 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,520 I don't know. I'm just trying to get some more songs on the album. 859 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,840 And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation. 860 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,040 I just like to have fun. 861 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,480 - I like the little one. - It's so dark in this tent. 862 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,000 Reminds me when we, the Beatles, the four Beatles, us… 863 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,200 - From Liverpool. - Yes, we are from Liverpool. 864 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,200 We used to play those dark clubs in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul? 865 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,480 Of course I do, I booked them. I'm the leader of the Beatles. 866 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,600 Well, I have to say I like your stuff. It's pretty good. 867 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,960 And most of your records, I really enjoy. 868 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,000 We're big fans of your records too. 869 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,080 We like to think that Hard Day's Night is our Guilty as Charged. 870 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,120 - Great record. - Excellent album. 871 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,240 - We learned a lot from you. - Great record. 872 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,000 - We're big fans of y'all. - Huge fans. 873 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,680 You're almost as good as the Monkees. You guys are great. 874 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,640 I think I might adjourn to another dimension, take some LSD. 875 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,160 - Do you care to join me? - Yeah, let's do that. 876 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,720 Care to join us for some LSD? It's good for you. 877 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,200 - Built by scientists, it is. - Lysergic. 878 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,360 Gotta check with headquarters. 879 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,680 Come on, Dewey Cox. Think you might enjoy it. 880 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,200 Open your mind to a new experience, a new level of consciousness… 881 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,160 …like we do, because we are the Beatles. 882 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,920 Let him decide. If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it. 883 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,240 He doesn't have to listen to you. You're not the boss of him. 884 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,880 Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, Paul McCartney. 885 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,240 I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it. 886 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,520 Hey, everyone, I've got a brand-new mantra: 887 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,200 Paul's a big fat cunt. 888 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,640 Don't know why you don't let me write more songs. 889 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,080 You know, I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers, you know. 890 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,760 You are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up? 891 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,600 I've got a song about an octopus. 892 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,600 Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play drums. 893 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,400 Wow, seems like there's a rift happening between the Beatles. 894 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,440 I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I'm 64. 895 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,000 - Great sod. - No, stop it! 896 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,480 You bastard! You sissy. 897 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,800 Beatles. Please stop fighting here in India. 898 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,000 No, no, let them go. Let them work it out. 899 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,160 Taste it. 900 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,880 Right there in the bollocks. 901 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,480 - Bastard! - Cunt! 902 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,000 Dewey, you been living clean for three years now… 903 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,320 …and it's done you a world of good, has it not? 904 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,520 I know I've had trouble with drugs in the past. 905 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:04,120 But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD. 906 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,560 Nobody gets addicted to LSD. 907 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,480 It was invented by scientists. Ringo Starr just told me. 908 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,360 I heard that doing LSD can awaken your demons. 909 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,280 I ain't got no demons gonna get woke. 910 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,800 If you promise it'll just be this one time. 911 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,280 Okay. 912 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,120 Let's go drop acid with the Beatles. 913 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,320 Hello, Dewey. 914 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,120 Welcome to your LSD trip. 915 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,600 Where everything's a cartoon. 916 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,240 We're the trippy cartoon Beatles. 917 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,880 Look at that. It's a flying fish. 918 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,720 Totally trippy! 919 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,280 Wow, this LSD's all right. 920 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440 I like being a trippy cartoon. 921 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,080 Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey. 922 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,280 I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip. 923 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,760 What's that scary music? 924 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,960 I had an unhappy thought. 925 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,520 It's a bad trip. 926 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,160 Bad trip, bad trip! 927 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,160 Help! Trippy machete! 928 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,160 Oh, fuck me. I can see my large colon. 929 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,120 I guess I do have some demons. 930 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,760 You all right, Cox? 931 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,160 I don't know. 932 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,720 Do you want some more LSD? 933 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,600 Yeah. I think I do. 934 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,320 Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time manager. Maybe you can talk to him. 935 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,160 Well, what's the problem? 936 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,800 He's been on that trampoline for four days. 937 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,920 You have got to talk some sense into him. I'm worried. 938 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,640 Dewey, as your manager, I have to tell you I'm concerned. 939 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,920 I think the LSD has changed you. 940 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,520 It has changed me. It's opened my mind right up. 941 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,120 I'm reinventing music. 942 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,280 I'm creating something new that I call "shmusic." 943 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,840 You've recorded the same song for months. You're not close to finished. 944 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,560 Because this record is different than any other I've made. 945 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,080 I told you. This is going to be my masterpiece. 946 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,360 The one I'm remembered by. It's for my brother. 947 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,640 What brother? 948 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,640 Nothing. Never mind. It's private. 949 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,400 I just close my eyes When I fantasize 950 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,480 Much to my surprise I'm only half the size 951 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,840 That I used to be 952 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,960 Bye-bye, pastures of plenty 953 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,200 I don't know where I will 954 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,080 - Roam - Black sheep, black sheep 955 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,600 This is not a good song. 956 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,160 It's like five songs on top of each other at the same time. 957 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,000 Not even a song. It's some kind of concerto. 958 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:56,720 Now that the blade has been swung 959 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,120 Just let him work it out. 960 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,720 Masterpieces take time. 961 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840 Do you hear that? That goat's been singing… 962 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,320 …more than I am on this damn song. 963 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,480 Me 964 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,000 It's still not finished yet. 965 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,000 I'm hearing more aboriginal percussionists. 966 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,640 And I want an army of didgeridoos. Fifty thousand didgeridoos! 967 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,840 Folks, can we have a moment with Dewey? 968 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,920 What the hell are these songs about? 969 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,360 You're singing about cutting people in half… 970 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,240 I'm working something out. It's called a metaphor. 971 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,800 Well, what are you working out? 972 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,200 It's secret. That's why it's called metaphor. 973 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,080 That's what metaphor means. Secret. 974 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,240 I just don't see why you gotta throw away the recipe, is all. 975 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,800 Why don't we just go in there… 976 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,360 …lay down some tracks like we always done? 977 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,000 Yeah, why can't we just walk hard? 978 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,960 What do we need all these people for? 979 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,600 I don't need people around me stifling me. 980 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,000 So if you don't like it, there's the door. 981 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,640 Dewey? 982 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,400 Are you saying you don't need us no more? 983 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:17,080 Not unless you can open your mind and learn to play the fucking theremin. 984 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,840 Fuck you, Dewey! 985 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,520 Yeah, fuck you, Dewey. 986 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,200 In 20 years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. 987 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,640 You don't think we like cheating on our wives too? 988 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,680 And you never once paid for drugs. Not once! 989 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,720 You pay that chimp more than you pay us. 990 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,640 I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house. 991 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,880 And those stupid Siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas. 992 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,800 I don't want any more Siamese glass cats! 993 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,840 The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in ancient Egypt. 994 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Fuck nobility! 995 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,000 Fuck ancient Egypt. 996 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,800 Fuck cats! 997 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,320 And you never paid for drugs. 998 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,960 Not once. 999 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,720 You slept with my wife. 1000 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,080 You slept with me too! 1001 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,360 And I've had confused feelings about that for 10 years now. 1002 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,880 And you never once paid for drugs. 1003 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,160 Not once. 1004 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,360 You're on your own, Dewey Cox. 1005 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,040 We're leaving. 1006 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,480 Well, I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox. 1007 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,200 What's happened to you, Dewey Cox? 1008 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,600 Stay out of this, Darlene! 1009 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,160 You're driving away the people who love you most! 1010 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,320 I don't need anybody, Darlene. 1011 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,480 All I need is my music. 1012 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:47,600 This ain't about your music, Dewey. It's about the drugs. 1013 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,400 Honey, I told you I'm gonna quit again. 1014 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,800 As soon as the record's done. Whenever that is. 1015 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,640 Look, you can't rush a masterpiece. 1016 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,120 You need to take a break. You need to clean yourself up, otherwise… 1017 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,480 Otherwise what? 1018 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,040 Otherwise I can't be married to you no more. 1019 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,840 I know you don't mean that. 1020 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,440 I believe you know that I do. 1021 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,640 Okay. 1022 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,360 - Okay? - Okay. 1023 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,440 You'll take a break? 1024 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,640 I will take a break. 1025 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,400 And you'll quit the drugs? 1026 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,120 And I will quit the drugs. 1027 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,320 Dewey! 1028 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:36,480 Oh, baby. I've been praying about this day for so long. 1029 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,360 - What did you just put in your mouth? - Gum. 1030 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,120 - You ain't chewing no gum. - Candy? 1031 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,120 - What did you put in your mouth? - It's PCP. 1032 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,400 Oh, you just said…! 1033 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,480 I'm going to town! 1034 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,120 Get out of the road, you jerk! 1035 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,040 There he is! 1036 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,120 Dewey! Get off that building! It's inappropriate! 1037 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,640 Dewey Cox, you give me no choice. 1038 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,440 It breaks my heart, but I'm leaving you. 1039 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,840 I'm Zeus! 1040 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,160 No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus! 1041 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,040 - Rehab? - Rehab. 1042 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,680 Nate! 1043 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,120 Nate? 1044 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,400 This is what I'd look like if I'd grown up… 1045 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,160 …and perhaps hadn't been murdered, or whatever. 1046 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,960 I just came to tell you you need to get your shit together! 1047 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,600 I know. 1048 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,200 I've fallen again. 1049 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,600 Listen to yourself. Whining like a little bitch. 1050 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,400 If I was alive right now, I'd be the fucking president of the United States. 1051 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,600 I'd be on the moon, walking around looking for aliens to kill. 1052 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,320 - What? - You know why Dad liked me better? 1053 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,240 Because I was better than you. 1054 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,640 When I played the piano, I was fucking awesome. 1055 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,720 Well, you think it's been easy for me? 1056 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,840 Since you're gone, I got no sense of smell. 1057 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,640 Oh, you got no sense of smell? 1058 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,800 You can't smell anything? You can't smell anything? 1059 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,320 I got no sense of having legs, Dewey! 1060 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,640 I have no life! I'm dead because somebody… 1061 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,760 I'm not gonna point out names right now. 1062 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,720 …decided to murder me with a machete. 1063 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,520 - Nate. - I can't even smell, touch, feel. 1064 01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,480 I can't even masturbate. You ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing! 1065 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,960 I'm just trying to say you need to fix this shit. 1066 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,280 You need to get out of that bathtub. Start writing songs again. 1067 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,200 Stay in it. Stay in it. 1068 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,320 No! Why can't I write a fucking song anymore? 1069 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,240 I had it all 1070 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,080 I had it all 1071 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,080 And then I fucked up, goddamn it! 1072 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,760 Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with me. 1073 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,160 I got the song block. 1074 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,320 Song block. 1075 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,440 I don't need to write any new songs. 1076 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,920 I'll just do my old ones. We'll do a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard." 1077 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,800 Dewey, "Walk Hard" is over 20 years old. 1078 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,280 Well, a lot of people like my old songs. 1079 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,240 Old people like your old songs. 1080 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,920 May I make a suggestion? 1081 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,680 I got a call from CBS. 1082 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,520 They wanna do a show with you. 1083 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,800 Television, Dewey. It's the way into the people's hearts. 1084 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600 Live from Burbank, California. 1085 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,640 It's The Dewey Cox Show. 1086 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,680 And now your host, Dewey Cox! 1087 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,880 - Walk hard - Hard 1088 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,560 - Hard - Hard 1089 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,720 Down life's rocky road 1090 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,400 - Walk bold - Bold 1091 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,840 - Hard - Hard 1092 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,920 That's my creed 1093 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,000 My code 1094 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,520 Walk hard 1095 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,760 Stay tuned. When we come back, Cox sings David Bowie. 1096 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,440 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1097 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,160 He'd like to come and meet us 1098 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,880 But he thinks he'd blow our minds 1099 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,600 We'll be right back with more Cox after this. 1100 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,200 I mean, what do I have to do to get you on my bone? Invent fire? 1101 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,840 And then huge laugh and we go to commercial. All right, take five. 1102 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,720 Hey. 1103 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,240 Great rehearsal, Dewey. Very funny sketch. 1104 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,440 Thank you. Have you seen the ratings? 1105 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,080 We're getting our ass kicked by The Incredible Hulk. 1106 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,160 Well, last night's episode was a very special episode. 1107 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,120 They revealed that the Incredible Hulk has an evil twin. 1108 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,920 And he's not green. He's red. 1109 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,120 I know. It was amazing. Did you see it? 1110 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,200 You can't compete with that. But we do need to do more promotion. 1111 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,920 Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce people to the new Dewey Cox. 1112 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,840 I got a girl here to interview you. She's from the local affiliate in Dallas. 1113 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,880 I don't know. I'm not so good on interviews. 1114 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,240 Bubbe, it's a puff piece. It's very puffy. 1115 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,320 All you have to do is remind the audience… 1116 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:09,200 …you're not mainlining acid anymore. And the show, it's a lot of fun, right? 1117 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:10,520 - You're having fun. - Yeah. 1118 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,160 It's on every Thursday night after the local news. 1119 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,000 "It's on every Thursday night after your local news. I'm not mainlining acid." 1120 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,240 - Anymore. - Oh, I'm not gonna promise that. 1121 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,520 - Whatever you're comfortable with. - "I don't smoke angel dust anymore. 1122 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,640 So don't be afraid." Something like that? 1123 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,160 Why don't you tell us about your new TV program? 1124 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,000 Gail, it's a variety show. I do a little bit of everything. 1125 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,840 I do some singing, some dancing, chatting with the guests… 1126 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,040 …the skits, the monologues, the comedy. 1127 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,760 Wonderful. Comedy. 1128 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,240 It really is a lot of fun. 1129 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,200 We'll have more fun when we come back… 1130 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,160 …from this word from our sponsors. 1131 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,640 Don't go away. 1132 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,120 Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you, my heart goes out to you. 1133 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,560 I know what it's like to be on a piece-of-shit television program… 1134 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,560 - …because I'm hosting one right now. - Excuse me? 1135 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,720 Must wanna blow your fucking brains out, I'll bet. I know I do. 1136 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,920 And we're back with Mr. Dewey Cox. 1137 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,520 We're talking about the fun he's having on his show. 1138 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:09,760 But right now, let's talk about your lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing? 1139 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,400 Darlene and I separated some years ago, Gail. 1140 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,840 Oh, okay. Guess I didn't do my homework. 1141 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,200 And to answer your question, I miss her terribly. 1142 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,600 Well, that's sweet. 1143 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,840 Why don't we talk about your parents? They've gotta be proud of you. 1144 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,280 Well, my mom is dead. 1145 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:29,080 And my pa and I don't speak to each other… 1146 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,320 …so we're not very close. 1147 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,560 We can always cut around this if it gets too pathetic. 1148 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,760 Tell us about your kids. I know you got a whole slew of them. 1149 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,560 I'm locked in a custody battle at this time. 1150 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,560 Custody is being forced upon me, which I don't think is right. 1151 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,600 You know, if you don't want the responsibility of children… 1152 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,680 …you should be able to walk away… 1153 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,960 …and apparently a couple of my ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah. 1154 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,520 Wherever my kids are, they're watching The Dewey Cox Show… 1155 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,440 …on Thursday nights at 8:00, right after the local news. 1156 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,000 And I just wanted to say to everyone out there… 1157 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,880 …I'm no longer mainlining acid or smoking PCP. 1158 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,480 It's official. 1159 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,480 Okay. Why don't we lighten it up just a bit here? 1160 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,600 You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you have time to stop and smell the roses? 1161 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,000 I've got no fucking sense of smell. 1162 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,440 All right, I'm done. 1163 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,640 - Come on, folks. Do a little research. - That would've been nice information. 1164 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,560 Yeah. 1165 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,400 - Dewey. - Nate? 1166 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,240 You were supposed to be double great. 1167 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,920 What the fuck is this bullshit? 1168 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,120 - I know. - All I'm asking… 1169 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,080 …is that you write one masterpiece… 1170 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,720 …that is the culmination of your entire life. 1171 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:42,880 How hard is that? 1172 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,520 I'm empty, Nate. What do I do? 1173 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:51,240 Dewey, who's the one person in your life who's made you feel like shit? 1174 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,720 - Pa. - You need to talk to him, Dewey. 1175 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,800 - I don't know. - You need to hug him. 1176 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,120 I have been putting this off my entire life… 1177 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,880 …but I think you might be right. 1178 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,560 The wrong kid died 1179 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,200 Hello, Pa. 1180 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,320 What do you want? 1181 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:19,840 I feel like there's some things I need to say to you. 1182 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,400 Well, go on. Talk. 1183 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,160 I've realized that… 1184 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,480 …I never really said I was sorry for what happened with Nate. 1185 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,160 Pa, I've spent my entire life… 1186 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,520 …trying to find love with wives… 1187 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,480 …and hotel clerks… 1188 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640 …and tollbooth attendants… 1189 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,840 …and giraffes and monkeys and trampolines… 1190 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,000 …and men who dress like women and men who look like you. 1191 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:52,480 And I realized the only person I've ever really wanted to love me… 1192 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,480 …was you, Pa. 1193 01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,800 Dewey, I don't know what to say. 1194 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,520 You don't have to say anything, Pa. 1195 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,120 I just wanted to come here and tell you that I loved you… 1196 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,000 …and I always have. 1197 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:15,520 I appreciate you finding the courage to say that, Dewey. 1198 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,760 But there's only one way to settle this. 1199 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,600 - Machetes. - What? 1200 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,400 The right kid is gonna die tonight. 1201 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,480 You've been practicing! 1202 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,280 No, Pa. No! 1203 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,240 I been waiting for this for a long time! 1204 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,040 You have? 1205 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,400 Oh, no. 1206 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,800 Oh, my goodness! 1207 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,560 I halved myself. 1208 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,120 Pa! No, Pa! 1209 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:10,680 Dewey, I guess I never realized until this moment… 1210 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:15,960 …just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half. 1211 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,120 It is, right? 1212 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,480 I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey. 1213 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,600 Of course you didn't mean to cut Nate in half. 1214 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,840 It's all so obvious now. 1215 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,200 Pa. 1216 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,840 I should've been a better father to you, Dewey. 1217 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,480 I wish I spent more time playing catch with you… 1218 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:37,160 …and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight. 1219 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,480 You be a better father than I was, Dewey. 1220 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,920 I'll try, Pa. 1221 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,680 It shouldn't be that hard. 1222 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,000 In case I don't make it… 1223 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,560 Pa! You're gonna make it! It's the 1970s! 1224 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,200 They got all kinds of new procedures that can attach tops to bottoms now! 1225 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,800 - Hang in there! - Dewey, I love… 1226 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,400 I love… 1227 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,040 You love what? 1228 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,080 Pa, you love what? 1229 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,320 Come on, one more word! 1230 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,600 No! 1231 01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,480 Dad? 1232 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,720 Yes, what is it, son? 1233 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,600 I was just wondering if you wanna have a catch. 1234 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,720 A catch? 1235 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,440 Son… 1236 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:18,160 …there is nothing in this world I want more… 1237 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,920 …than to have a catch with you. 1238 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:26,440 Son, forgive me, this is going to sound strange… 1239 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,280 …but what is your name again? 1240 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:32,480 I'm Dewey Junior, but my friends call me Dewdrop. 1241 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,440 Well… 1242 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,680 It's nice to formally meet you, Dewdrop. 1243 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,360 So this is catch. 1244 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,040 This is what I been missing out on all them years on the road, huh? 1245 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,480 I like it. It's wonderful. You throw it to me, I throw it back to you. 1246 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,880 It's so simple, and yet so powerful. 1247 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,920 Boy, you're really terrible at this game. 1248 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,640 Well, I mean, you never really played with me before. 1249 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,120 How am I supposed to learn? A boy needs a dad. 1250 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,280 Yes, he does. 1251 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,520 Well, I reckon we got some lost time to make up, you and me. 1252 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,320 And all your brothers and sisters. How many of you are there? 1253 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:18,480 Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters. 1254 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,480 Holy shit. 1255 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,160 This may take a while. 1256 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,880 That's real good. 1257 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,040 So beautiful. 1258 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,280 Are you sure you're one of mine? 1259 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,760 Go ahead and taste some dirt. 1260 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,480 That's good dirt. That's good dirt. 1261 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,480 On the surface, Macbeth is about revenge. 1262 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,800 But what is the subtext? 1263 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:13,000 A power struggle for the Scottish royal family. That's what it is. 1264 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,000 I just gave you it. That one's a mulligan. 1265 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,440 Yeah. 1266 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:36,240 Hello, Dewey. 1267 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,720 Darlene. 1268 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:43,280 It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her a present. It's a bracelet. 1269 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,840 How's Glen Campbell? 1270 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,720 He and I split up a long time ago. 1271 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,640 Really? 1272 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,800 It's just me these days. 1273 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,320 At age 50. 1274 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,040 Would you care to take a walk with me, Darlene Madison? 1275 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,560 I haven't been playing much music. 1276 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:06,440 I realize now I wasn't much of a father when I was out on the road. 1277 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,760 Now this is what makes me happy. 1278 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,600 Not the music, not getting high… 1279 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:14,520 …just my family. 1280 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,080 That's all I care about. 1281 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,880 And that family is missing one piece, Darlene. 1282 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:22,680 My God, you're as beautiful as the day I met you. 1283 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,440 You don't want this dirty old Cox. 1284 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,320 Oh, I want it more than ever. 1285 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,680 Did you wash your hair today? 1286 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,480 I sure did. How could you tell? 1287 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,920 It smells terrific. 1288 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,000 I smelt it. 1289 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,080 You mean…? 1290 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,080 I smelt it! 1291 01:15:58,280 --> 01:15:59,800 I can smell again! 1292 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,720 I smelt it! 1293 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,240 - I smell you. - Smell it. 1294 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,360 Oh, you've been driving a while. 1295 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,320 I smelt it! I smelt it! 1296 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,320 I smelt it, God! 1297 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,840 It's a miracle! 1298 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,840 I smell you, flowers. 1299 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,280 I smell you, twig. 1300 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,840 I smell horseshit! 1301 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,040 It's horrible! 1302 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,560 - But I can smell it! - Smell that shit, baby! 1303 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,400 I smelt it. 1304 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,040 Anyway, that's when I learned… 1305 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,800 …that Quaaludes and water-skiing do not mix. 1306 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,400 Now, you remember that. 1307 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,880 How come you did all of that stuff, Grandpa? 1308 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:52,960 Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you. I was young and stupid then. 1309 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,240 I didn't understand a lot of things. 1310 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,480 Think it had to do with how I was reared as a boy. 1311 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,360 But, you know, I got no complaints. 1312 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,640 It's been a beautiful ride. 1313 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,280 A beautiful ride? 1314 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,720 A beautiful ride. 1315 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,440 Dewey, sweetheart, there's someone here to see you. 1316 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,360 Mr. Cox. 1317 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:22,680 I'm sorry, have we met? 1318 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,160 You worked with my father, Kvetch L'Chaim. 1319 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:27,680 You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy? 1320 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,240 Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me. 1321 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,760 Well, it's nice to see you again, Dreidel L'Chaim. 1322 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,160 The pleasure's all mine. 1323 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,120 Listen, Mr. Cox, there's something I want to show you. 1324 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,320 I never rock a fella But I rock a Cinderella 1325 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,280 While she's sittin' in between A nigga's legs like a cello 1326 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,120 Must be those pair of double-Ds 1327 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,600 That got a nigga sittin' Rock-hard in his jeans 1328 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,480 Time to play Make your mouth into a hole, yo 1329 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,800 Tell me how I feel When I'm rockin' your boat 1330 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,000 - I wanna make you fuckin' - Hard 1331 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,840 I'm so wet, I gotta make you 1332 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,600 Hard 1333 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,480 Mr. L'Chaim, how could you allow them to do such a thing… 1334 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,040 …with my husband's music? 1335 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,960 Through the roof, we're selling. 1336 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,680 Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper. Sweet kid. 1337 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,120 Anyway, he's introduced a whole new generation… 1338 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,200 …to the magic of Dewey Cox. 1339 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,760 You could even play together. Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package. 1340 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,560 Anyway, as if that was not enough… 1341 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,400 …they're giving Dewey the Lifetime Achievement Award next month. 1342 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,040 The Lifetime Achievement Award? 1343 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,760 Baby, that's wonderful. 1344 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,360 You go on TV, they give you the award, you play a song, it's a magical thing. 1345 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,800 I can't go on TV and play. 1346 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,280 - What? Why not? - Why, Grandpa? 1347 01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:46,920 Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even know if I can rock no more. 1348 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,840 Of course you can rock, sweetheart. 1349 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,000 Of course you can rock, sweetheart. 1350 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,160 Well, I don't know that I can rock. 1351 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,000 And besides that… 1352 01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,640 …I gave that life up for a reason. 1353 01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,520 I'm afraid of the temptations, Darlene. 1354 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:07,840 You can do it, Dewey. I know you can. 1355 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,720 Just go out there and sing your song. 1356 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,120 I'm gonna need my band. 1357 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,200 My hip. 1358 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,240 Ladies and gentlemen… 1359 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:49,560 …please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett and Jackson Browne. 1360 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,240 Walk hard 1361 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:54,320 Hard 1362 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,560 Down life's 1363 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,000 - Rocky road - Rocky road 1364 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:00,960 Walk bold 1365 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,400 Hard 1366 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,680 That's my creed 1367 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,440 - My code - My code 1368 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,840 - Hi. - Hey there. 1369 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000 Hello. 1370 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,440 Oh, he is so cute. 1371 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,680 What are you doing later, Dewey? 1372 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,200 I am returning to the hotel with my family. 1373 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,400 Good night to you. 1374 01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,200 He fucked my grandma. 1375 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,840 That's awesome. 1376 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,120 Ghostface Killah. 1377 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,920 Walking hard I'm a real hard walker 1378 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,520 Fast on the trigger And a smooth talker 1379 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,880 My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox 1380 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,320 - Walk hard - My skin stays scarred 1381 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,960 You can ask God 1382 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,200 Lots of ladies unsnapped they bras 1383 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,400 Oh, no. You're adorable. 1384 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,360 Sam. What are y'all doing in here? 1385 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,720 Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit. 1386 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,120 What is it? 1387 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,600 It's a medication for erectile dysfunction. 1388 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,240 It gives you a boner. 1389 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,560 Not to be used if you have a heart condition. 1390 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:07,160 If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies. 1391 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,800 Well, that does sound tempting. 1392 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:13,600 But do you know what, Sam? I really don't want no part of that shit. 1393 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,480 Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner. 1394 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:19,040 Hate to let you down, old friend… 1395 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,640 …but I don't wanna succumb to the temptations. 1396 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,040 - My girl - My girl 1397 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,400 Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah 1398 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:28,920 My girl 1399 01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:31,360 The Temptations! 1400 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,520 When it's cold outside 1401 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,600 I got the month of May 1402 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,600 We heard him sing about walking hard… 1403 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,880 …and we learned a little something about how we wanted to walk. 1404 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,720 What do we think about when we think about Cox? 1405 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:48,640 He's been called the Drifter. 1406 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,000 Also the Shape Shifter, the Master Chef, the Chameleon. 1407 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,440 The Problem Child. The Hard One. 1408 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,400 The White Indian. The Giant Midget. 1409 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,760 If Elvis and Buddy Holly are the Cain and Abel of rock 'n' roll… 1410 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,040 …and Bruce Springsteen is Zechariah… 1411 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,960 …Iggy Pop is Methuselah… 1412 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,640 …and, of course, Neil Young is the wise prophet Ezekiel… 1413 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,480 …then what does that make Dewey Cox? 1414 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,360 Well, I don't know what God… 1415 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,680 Mr. Cox? 1416 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:18,880 I don't wanna rush him, but he goes on in a minute. 1417 01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:24,920 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to introduce… 1418 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:28,240 …for the first time on-stage in 25 years… 1419 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:31,440 …performing his final masterpiece… 1420 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,000 …that will sum up his entire life… 1421 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,720 Mr. Cox? 1422 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,520 …the one, the only… 1423 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,200 I'm ready. 1424 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,240 …Mr. Dewey Cox. 1425 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,400 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1426 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,600 You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. 1427 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,440 This is the first song I've written in a very long time. 1428 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:04,680 I hope you enjoy it. 1429 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,360 Now that I have lived 1430 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,000 A lifetime's worth of days 1431 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,920 Finally I see 1432 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:20,320 The folly of my ways 1433 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,040 So listen when I sing of 1434 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:27,120 The temptations of this world 1435 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,720 Fancy cars and needles 1436 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,160 Whiskey, flesh and pearls 1437 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:39,080 And then in the end 1438 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,400 It's family and friends 1439 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,200 Loving yourself 1440 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,000 But not only yourself 1441 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,800 It's about the good walk And the hard walk 1442 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,760 And the young girls you've made cry 1443 01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:00,320 It's about make a little music Every day till you die 1444 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,480 It's a beautiful ride 1445 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:07,320 Beautiful ride 1446 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,040 A beautiful ride 1447 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:13,200 Beautiful ride 1448 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,120 Beautiful 1449 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:23,000 Beautiful ride 1450 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,560 As I stand on the precipice of death 1451 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,480 My perspective is enormous 1452 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,600 Every leaf, every cloud 1453 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,960 I see the hands Which have formed us 1454 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,520 And some days all you got 1455 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,800 Is a nighttime graveyard walk 1456 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,080 And you whistle some sweet melody 1457 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:49,200 To the ghosts down at the dock 1458 01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,000 Sing into your hand 1459 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,760 Lead the marching band 1460 01:24:56,320 --> 01:25:00,680 Don't you let 'em fade Your colors gray 1461 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,760 'Cause when all is said and done 1462 01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,720 When youth is spent and burned 1463 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,160 You'll see that it's all about 1464 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:12,440 Music 1465 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:13,920 Flowers 1466 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:15,400 Babies 1467 01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,560 Sharin' the good times 1468 01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,720 Travelin' not just for business 1469 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,320 Accepting your mortality 1470 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:27,520 This is finally what I've learned 1471 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,800 And then in the end 1472 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,800 It's family and friends 1473 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,560 Loving yourself 1474 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,600 But not only yourself 1475 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,960 It's about the good walk And the hard walk 1476 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:47,280 And the young girls you've made cry 1477 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:52,720 It's about make a little music Every day till you die 1478 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,280 It's a beautiful ride 1479 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,280 Beautiful ride 1480 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:05,960 Beautiful ride 1481 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,280 Beautiful 1482 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:12,560 Beautiful ride 1483 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:17,160 Beautiful ride 1484 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:23,920 Beautiful ride 1485 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,560 Beautiful 1486 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:34,680 Beautiful ride 1487 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:23,040 Walk hard 1488 01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,360 Hard 1489 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,080 Down life's 1490 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,040 Rocky road 1491 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,080 Walk bold 1492 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,800 Hard 1493 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:40,840 That's my creed 1494 01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:45,240 My code 1495 01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,920 Walk hard 1496 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:49,560 Walk hard 1497 01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:53,680 Walk hard 1498 01:31:54,800 --> 01:32:01,480 Walk hard