1 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,879 Good evening, and welcome to Would I Lie To You? 2 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,559 The show with naked truths and well-dressed lies. 3 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:32,999 On Lee Mack's team tonight, a TV presenter and host of Crufts. 4 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,439 Yes, she's the face of competitive dogging. 5 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,759 It's Clare Balding. 6 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 7 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,799 And an actor who once starred alongside David Hasselhoff. 8 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,199 I know what you're thinking - Pamela Anderson's let herself go. 9 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,839 From People Just Do Nothing, 10 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,279 it's Asim Chaudhry. 11 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,759 And on David Mitchell's team tonight, 13 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:02,239 a Radio 1 DJ who used to host the afternoon drive-time slot, 14 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,279 or as his young listeners would call it, the breakfast show. 15 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,639 It's Greg James. 16 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:13,959 And a columnist, presenter and professional poker player 18 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,479 who took the biggest gamble of her life 19 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,999 when she married David Mitchell. 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,159 LAUGHTER It's Victoria Coren Mitchell. 21 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,679 We begin with Round One, Home Truths, 23 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,839 where our panellists read out a statement 24 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,599 from the card in front of them. 25 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,959 To make things harder, they've never seen the card before. 26 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,399 They've no idea what they'll be faced with. 27 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,999 It's up to the opposing team to sort the fact from the fiction. 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,839 Greg, you're first up tonight. 29 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 OK. 30 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,959 To help me relax, there's nothing I like more 31 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,839 than spending up to four hours... 32 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,400 Where is this going? LAUGHTER 33 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,999 To help me relax, there's nothing I like more than spending 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 up to four hours in what I like to call one of my special baths. 35 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,439 Oh, God. 36 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,640 I rest my case. 37 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,119 Lee's team. 38 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,719 OK. What is this special bath? 39 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,160 A special bath is... 40 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,999 ..when the lights are down low... 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,519 Yeah... a candle is lit... Yeah. 42 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,359 ..there's bubbles or salts, either. 43 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,319 I have been known sometimes to watch Would I Lie To You in the bath. 44 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,239 You watch us in the bath? Yeah. 45 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,360 Wow. 46 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,760 Can you see us in the bath? 47 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,080 No, no. No, he doesn't watch us in the bath... 48 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,280 ..he watches us, in the bath. LAUGHTER 49 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,200 I didn't know anyone knew we bathed together. 50 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,279 So, I mean... 51 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,959 It's slightly annoying that I'm not watching this one 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,559 in the bath now, because I'm sort of used to sitting with you all 53 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:56,839 in the tub. But you might, in future, watch this in the bath. 54 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,280 At some point. So at the moment, we're being watched by you... 55 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,399 It's like a particularly dull instalment of Back To The Future. 56 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,960 You say that, Rob, but for me... 57 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,000 ..this is the most erotic conversation I've ever witnessed. 58 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,759 Yeah, but you are married to David. 59 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,440 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 60 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,479 So the special bath involves candles, low light, iPad, 61 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,719 anything else? 62 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,599 I'll just sit there and I sort of have... 63 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,999 Sometimes I have a glass of wine. 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,159 You can float it in the water if you have a... You can... 65 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,360 I've perfected that. Are we still talking about the wine? 66 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,319 Yes. How do you float a glass of wine in the bath? 67 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,639 Well, you just balance it... What are you resting it on? 68 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,879 It's simple physics. If you have the right amount of wine in it, 69 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,559 it sits upright. The stem must work as a sort of keel. 70 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,079 It does, it works... Yeah. 71 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,719 You've done this before! 72 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,879 Oh, yeah. 73 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,759 LAUGHTER 74 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:55,599 And then, also, sometimes, I enjoy having cheese 75 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,919 in there with me as well, cheeses. 76 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,000 Cheese? 77 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,639 What's that floating on? 78 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,999 Well... 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,960 I'm glad you asked! 80 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,519 I'm glad you asked, because sometimes, I've been known 81 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,159 to fashion a... What I call a foil barge. 82 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,800 LAUGHTER 83 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,239 Where the cheese sort of floats around. It sort of orbits me, 84 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,039 as I'm sat there, with some crackers, maybe, on the soap stand. 85 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,359 You're a very tall man. Yes. 86 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,959 So do you have a very, very long bath? 87 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,440 No, I just sort of sit... Yeah, four hours! 88 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,119 What are you thinking? 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,399 Four hours is extreme, but I've been known to spend 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,199 two hours. I don't know. I think four hours is too long. 91 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,679 Yeah, I think, yeah, four hours is too long. I'd say lie. 92 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,839 It's a lie. You're saying it's a lie? OK, so Greg, 93 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,319 truth or lie? 94 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,319 That is a... 95 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,720 ..truth. 96 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,040 Asim, you're up next. OK. 97 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:00,559 To make sure I went down as an all-time school legend, 98 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,319 I deliberately scored a spectacular own goal 99 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,600 in our end-of-term Cup Final. 100 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,479 David's team? You just wanted to make a name for yourself? Yeah. 101 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,839 I wanted to, you know, be memorable. 102 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,999 You know, no-one really remembers the kind of average guy, 103 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,079 but they remember that kind of, you know, the wacky guy 104 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,879 who scored an own goal. The idiot. 105 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,599 Yeah - the idiot. 106 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,199 What was the reaction to you? What was that? 107 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,799 Well, first, it's like, you know, my team were like, "What you doing?" 108 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,399 Like, "This is ridiculous." 109 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,639 But, you know, afterwards they were like, 110 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,680 "That was legendary, mate," you know? 111 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,639 How long after? Sort of five, ten years after? 112 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,399 But the thing is, though, the reason why it was so spectacular 113 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,999 is that it wasn't just a normal own goal. 114 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,079 I didn't just, you know... It was a kind of a scissor kick. 115 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,319 Now, you're looking at me and going, 116 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,759 "This isn't the physique of a football player." 117 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,999 That's absolutely right. 118 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,039 But if you see me on, like, Soccer AM or some other shows, 119 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,399 you'll see that I've got tekkers, mate. 120 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,279 You know what they say, you know? 121 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,679 You either - what is it? - 122 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,519 die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. 123 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,959 So, I was like... Who says that? 124 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,279 I think I got the quote wrong. 125 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,679 Is that the quote? Not quite. 126 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,679 You know what I mean. Can I ask a question? 127 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,319 What were you known for at school before that incident? 128 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,360 I was... Misquoting people. 129 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,719 I was complete, like, school clown. 130 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,319 I used to... I actually got an award for bunking in school. 131 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,959 I was never there. They gave me the "early bird" award. 132 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,039 I used to turn up in the morning, 133 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,679 sign in and then go out. 134 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,479 I did stuff like that. I was zany! The teachers gave you a prize? 135 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,319 Yeah, at the end of, like, year 11. 136 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,200 Had they fully understood their role? 137 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,399 Looking back, I don't think they did because I was really proud 138 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,519 of that award. So, in a sense, the school is at fault 139 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,879 if this is true, because essentially they've established 140 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,519 an educational environment where doing what is ostensibly 141 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,959 the opposite of the aim of the exercise is to be rewarded. 142 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,599 You said, "No, I'm not going to do the obvious thing and score 143 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,839 "in the opponent's goal." 144 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,680 And how many serial killers went to your school? 145 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,359 I quite enjoy the vision there of parents' night. 146 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,919 The first parents' night for you two, I think, 147 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,079 that school is going to be trembling. 148 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,679 You say that - if you look at that line-up there, 149 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,919 doesn't it look as if they're just dropping their Greg 150 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,240 off at university? 151 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,839 Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 152 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:35,719 he's not your biological son. 153 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,160 You are David's far more beautiful, younger, second wife... 154 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,319 ..and you don't get on with Greg. 155 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,480 That's coming across. 156 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,719 What are you going to say? 157 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,959 Oh, Greg, you must know more about football than we do. 158 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,759 I think it's true. You think it's true? 159 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,719 I think he's a big enough clown to have done that. 160 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,239 What do you think? 161 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,279 I think if Greg thinks it's true... I think it's true... let's say true. 162 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,280 She's trying to bond with her stepson. 163 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,359 Asim, was it true or were you telling a lie? 164 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,999 It was... 165 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,080 ..a lie. 166 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,919 Clare, you're next. 167 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,439 Um, I have a possession. 168 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,879 Oh, right. Now, then, 169 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,319 let's please bring on the possession. 170 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Aw! 171 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,279 Oh, yes. 172 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,919 This is Dexter. 173 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,199 When I judged a "dogs who look like celebrities" competition, 174 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,239 he was the winner. 175 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,039 Hello, Dexter. OK. OK. 176 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,679 Very nice to see you... again. 177 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:40,840 Yes. 178 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,079 Go on - what's the celebrity? 179 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,080 Denis Healey. 180 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,439 So, you just... You need to have a proper look at Dexter's face 181 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,919 and specifically his eyebrows. 182 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,719 There we go. Can I come and see? 183 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,159 Yeah, come and see Dexter. 184 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,279 Someone might have to tell Greg who Denis Healey is. 185 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,039 That was my next question. 186 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,119 Denis Healey was the Chancellor of the Exchequer under a Labour 187 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,559 government in the 1970s. And he was known for big eyebrows. 188 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,199 He had huge eyebrows - that's the big thing. And he used to walk round 189 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,079 on all fours! I have literally never seen a dog 190 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,999 that looked more like Denis Healey, I'm sorry. 191 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,039 Let's have a look. Uncanny. 192 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,279 Dexter! Oh, yes. 193 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,719 What a Silly Billy. 194 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,320 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 195 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,079 Name three - quickly - three other breeds of dog and the celebrities 196 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,160 they resembled. You will do it in your own time, thank you. 197 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,960 A blonde Afghan hound that looked like Tess Daly... 198 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,119 ..a Staffordshire bull terrier that looked like Vladimir Putin, 199 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,960 a Portuguese water dog that looked like Cher... 200 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,959 ..and obviously Dexter. 201 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,279 So, were you the sole judge? I was. 202 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,159 This is a big dog event that I go to. 203 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,479 Well, what is the event? 204 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,639 Dogfest. Have you not been? Dogfest? 205 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,119 Hm. People bring their dogs and there are lots of activities. 206 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,039 They've even got a diving pool for dogs. 207 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,479 My job is to judge 208 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,279 the "dog who looks like a celebrity" competition. 209 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,559 Is Denis a good swimmer? Dexter. 210 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,359 Yeah, but you know, Denis. 211 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,639 It may be that Dexter is unaware 212 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,920 that he's impersonating Denis Healey. 213 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,759 He may not have immersed himself in the role to the extent he's going, 214 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,759 "Denis is swimming now. He's worried about interest rates." 215 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,239 So the dog looks uncannily 216 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,039 like Denis Healey? 217 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,519 The dog is astonishingly like Denis Healey. 218 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,399 When you're told that dog looks like Denis Healey, I agree he looks like 219 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,199 Denis Healey. Would you have walked down the street and said to David, 220 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,239 "Did you see that dog? 221 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,679 "He was the spit of Denis Healey." 222 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,480 Or even, "I think that was Denis Healey." 223 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,999 This is where I'm up to. That dog - 224 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,839 one - is definitely called Dexter. 225 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,279 Two - definitely looks more like 226 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,759 Denis Healey than the waxwork 227 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,799 that wouldn't be in Madame Tussauds, because who would go to see it? 228 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,839 The question is whether Clare knows him. Yeah. 229 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,679 Well, strictly speaking, this is supposed to be a possession. 230 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,120 Yes. You know, the round discipline's gone because... 231 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:23,039 ..I don't think Clare is even asserting that she owns Dexter. 232 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,759 So, in a way, it's not her possession, is it? Exactly. 233 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,480 So, for me, the programme's rather spoiled. 234 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,879 What do you think? I do trust Clare Balding. 235 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,079 I think it's actually true. 236 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,480 I don't trust Clare Balding. 237 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,399 I'm going to stick my neck out. I think, well done, 238 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,839 whoever found that Healey-like dog. 239 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,359 Remember, Healey, if it's not true, 240 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,639 Healey was of Clare's invention. 241 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,759 just now, after just looking at the dog. There's no 242 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,159 Denis Healey mentioned on the card, is there? 243 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,520 Was Healey on the card? Oh, you're good at this! No. 244 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,879 It must be true. It must be true. 245 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,239 So, you think true? 246 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,519 Oh, I'm really confused. 247 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,199 Do you both think true? We do, 248 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,959 but I think we're confused... We're true. 249 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,880 ..and I feel like we're angering you, so... No. 250 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,200 No. I've upset Dad again! 251 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,480 I've been very, very angry for very many years. 252 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,280 Um... Don't look at your wife when you say that, David. 253 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,199 Let's say true. 254 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,479 You think true? True. True. We're going to say true. 255 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,719 All right. They're saying true. Clare, was it...? 256 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,079 Don't scratch, Dexter. 257 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,519 Was it true? 258 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,399 He's going to have a lick now. 259 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,479 Oh! 260 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,680 He's been watching Lee. 261 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,920 APPLAUSE 262 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Right, Clare, 263 00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:54,479 were you telling the truth 264 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,559 or was it a lie? 265 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,079 It was... 266 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,160 ..true. 267 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,959 It's true. Clare did award Dexter first prize in a celebrity lookalike 268 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,159 contest, and we have a picture. 269 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,080 Look at this. 270 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,080 Denis is on the left. 271 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,359 Thank you very much, Dexter. 272 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,880 Well done. Thank you so much. 273 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,239 Our next round is called 274 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,519 This Is My, 275 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,559 where we bring on a mystery guest who has a close connection to one 276 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,639 of our panellists. 277 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,039 Now, this week, each of David's team will claim it's them 278 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,439 that has the genuine connection to the guest, 279 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,719 and it's up to Lee's team to spot who is telling the truth. 280 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,520 So please welcome this week's special guest, Stuart. 281 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:54,319 So, Victoria, what is Stuart to you? 282 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,439 This is Stuart. 283 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,119 He once laughed so much 284 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,839 at something I said on Only Connect 285 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,920 he passed out. 286 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,759 Right, so, Victoria's fainting fan. 287 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,119 Greg, how do you know Stuart? 288 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,639 This is Stuart, 289 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,119 and when I opened his butcher shop, 290 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,800 he paid me in sausages. 291 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,399 Greg's butcher buddy, 292 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,719 and finally, David, what is your relationship with Stuart? 293 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,559 This is Stuart. 294 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,160 He's the lollipop man... 295 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,000 He's the lollipop man whose lollipop I held... 296 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,920 ..when he was suddenly called away on non-lollipop-related business. 297 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,879 So there we have it. Lee's team - 298 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,599 where do you want to begin? 299 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,039 Right. I've seen Only Connect. 300 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,839 First question - what was the team called? 301 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,399 No, he wasn't on the show. 302 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,079 Oh, he was in the audience? 303 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,719 A viewer at home. Oh, he's a viewer at home? 304 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,159 Well, you'll know, Lee, because you've seen the show, 305 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,040 one of my hilarious jokes... 306 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,800 LAUGHTER 307 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,839 He actually passed out at home from laughing. 308 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,999 Right. Do you want to have a little bit of time 309 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,400 or do you want to tell us that hilarious joke? 310 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,239 But before you do, I must warn you, watching at home, 311 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,840 you might want to turn the volume down. 312 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,360 What Victoria is about to say could kill you. 313 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,599 It wasn't really a joke. It was a story. 314 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,479 So one of the clues... 315 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,759 It was a picture clue and it was Schnorbitz. 316 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,839 Bernie Winters' dog? Yeah, the dog, exactly. 317 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,879 Very well done. 318 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,600 Obviously, you'd have to identify all four to get the points, but... 319 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,559 And I told a story as background to the question 320 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:55,039 about the time that Schnorbitz fell into Terry Scott's swimming pool 321 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,679 and had to be rescued by Barbara Windsor. 322 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,840 Control yourself, Stuart. 323 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,999 That story resulted in somebody laughing so much... 324 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,360 Well, my God, it's the way you tell them! 325 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,159 I think what really got Stuart might have been my subsequent quip. 326 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,559 "That's a party I'd like to have been at." 327 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,399 No. 328 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,319 Even with that. 329 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,319 Even with that, I'm... 330 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:28,279 I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a nice, witty comment. 331 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,160 I could crack a smile at home. I might even, if I was watching, go... 332 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,359 It's not necessarily a joke. 333 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,399 I think it was just... It's a funny story. 334 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,879 Is it not true that the average Only Connect audience member 335 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,319 may be a little bit elderly 336 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,320 and people are just regularly passing out anyway? 337 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,479 A practical question - if this happened in his house, 338 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,679 how do you know about it? That's what I was going to ask. 339 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:56,959 His family wrote to me and said that he was hospitalised 340 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,239 laughing at something I'd said. 341 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,880 They weren't after money, were they? 342 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,199 No, they said... You know, they thought I'd like to know about it 343 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,719 because maybe I would send him a get well soon card, which I did. 344 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,919 All right. 345 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,199 Who would you like to quiz next? 346 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,199 OK, so, Greg... What's the name of the butcher's? 347 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,239 Sampson's. 348 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,479 Sampson's? Sampson's. 349 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,400 He's risking it a bit, having his hair cut like that, isn't he? 350 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,199 It's Stuart Sampson, so it's his butchers. Sampson's butchers. 351 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,639 Because I grew up in Bromley. 352 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,080 It was our local family butcher and then... He used to butcher families? 353 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,559 But only if they lived locally. 354 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,999 "I'm the local family butcher. 355 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,760 "Do you live locally and have you got a family?" 356 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,719 He's the family butcher and then 357 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,239 when I left to... 358 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,799 And then I got onto Radio 1 359 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,559 Mum and Dad still know Stuart, 360 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:52,599 so he said, "Would Greg want to come down, maybe bring Radio 1 down?" 361 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,239 A bit of press coverage. OK. 362 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,639 Do you like sausages? 363 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,239 Love sausages. Oh, great. 364 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,959 It's the perfect way of paying you 365 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,919 because you don't have to pay tax on it, 366 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,319 you don't have to declare it. 367 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,760 We don't need to get into that! 368 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,480 But this... We're all getting paid in sausages. 369 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,879 How far ahead of this gig did you know that that was...? 370 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,359 Presumably, you were just doing it as a favour to an old family friend? 371 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,599 Well, we did it as a wacky bit on the radio. 372 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,199 Oh, it was included on the radio show? 373 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,559 So, we went to his shop and we were broadcasting live 374 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,559 from the butchers. OK. Right. 375 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,719 So we sort of opened the... Cut the ribbon, 376 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,679 but it was a string of sausages. 377 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,759 So, that was the... 378 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,599 And what? Did you do a speech? 379 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,239 Well, I said, "Here we go. 380 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240 "Welcome to..." 381 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,040 Did you write that yourself? Yeah! 382 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,959 It got better. Oh, right. 383 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,599 There's only one way to go, though, to be fair. 384 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,079 Now, what about David? 385 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,559 David. Lollipop man. 386 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:04,439 So, you held his lollipop stick so he could go and do 387 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,959 non-lollipop duties? 388 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,199 Yes. 389 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,599 So, first of all, what were the non-lollipop duties? 390 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,039 He had to hurry home 391 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,879 because a sofa was being delivered. 392 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,279 Presumably, then, he didn't actually return, 393 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,759 so it wasn't a... He didn't return. It wasn't a short stand-in. 394 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,839 You were... The lollipop man. 395 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,639 Yeah, I was for... 396 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,039 I mean, I would say between nine and 11 minutes 397 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,239 I was... 398 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,000 Let's just say, like normal people, for about ten minutes. 399 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,239 Did he give you the uniform? 400 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,479 He gave me his hat and his sort of fluorey jacket type of thing. 401 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,999 Tabard thing? Yeah, 402 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,159 and the all-important rod of power. 403 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,999 How many children do you think you helped 404 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,399 cross the road? 405 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,039 Maybe 30. OK, 406 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,599 so between 29 and 31, 407 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,560 and did you... 408 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,159 Did you did you have any banter with the kids? 409 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,999 No. Did you just do your usual of, 410 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 "Hurry up"? 411 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,319 I think I probably... You know, 412 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,320 I went, "Oh, right, this way." This way? 413 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,640 I think they'd know the way. 414 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,079 Can I ask a question about emotion? 415 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,600 He won't know the answer. 416 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,919 How did you feel when you were the lollipop man? 417 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,119 Holding the rod of power. 418 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,399 I felt a bit... a bit stressed, 419 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,520 but it went fine. 420 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,120 Only a couple of minor injuries. 421 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,199 Tell us about how it began. 422 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,399 Were you there dropping off your own child at school 423 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,199 or did you just happen to be on one of your long runs in the morning? 424 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,679 I mean, what were you doing? 425 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,319 I was dropping off. 426 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,759 I think what Rob's asking is, 427 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,799 "What were you doing within 200 yards of a playground?" 428 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,119 Given - you know, given the court order. Most people are allowed. 429 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,200 Right. 430 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,919 Hold on a minute. 431 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:07,439 You... Did David tell you about this story about the lollipop guy? 432 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,279 that laughed at one of my jokes. 433 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,119 Yes, exactly. That's what I'm saying! 434 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,719 I'm completely... 435 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,120 Yeah. Come on. 436 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,599 This is new territory on the show now. 437 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,919 Yeah, I'm in a slightly odd place philosophically. 438 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,479 Let me say - I'll use the conditional tense - 439 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,559 were this to be true - which it isn't - 440 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,279 David certainly would have come home a bit flustered 441 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,319 and told me what occurred. 442 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,679 David, you've obviously heard Victoria telling 443 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,279 you about Stuart fainting. Yes. 444 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,719 You've heard about that? 445 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,360 Well, no, because it's not true. 446 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,359 All right. We need an answer. 447 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,879 So, Lee's team, is Stuart Victoria's fainting fan, 448 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,919 Greg's butcher buddy 449 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,199 or David's lollipop lender? 450 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,159 I think it's Victoria. Why? 451 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,799 I just... No, I just.. 452 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,199 Because first... 453 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,839 But she told us the joke. 454 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,960 No, I know. 455 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,359 I'd like to say, "All right. 456 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,319 "It was quite amusing," 457 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,399 but it wasn't even that. 458 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,679 But the punch line was, "Oh, I would have loved to have been 459 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,319 "at that party." That was the punch line? 460 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,679 Was that the punch line? 461 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,240 You haven't see my show, have you? No. 462 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,360 I daren't watch it, it's too risky. Yeah. 463 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,319 Victoria, how did you feel when you heard the news? 464 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,359 About the injury? 465 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,200 No, about your husband being a lollipop man. 466 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,639 I would say it was a mixture 467 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,919 of concerned and delighted. 468 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,119 Right. 469 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,879 To have told a story that was so funny 470 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,480 someone was hospitalised. 471 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,120 Maybe you'll find out one day. I... 472 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,119 All right. Who is telling the truth? 473 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,639 I think it's Victoria, personally. 474 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,199 I'm just going to put it out there - 475 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,199 it's Greg, and I know you two don't agree with me. 476 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,039 You think Victoria, you think Greg. 477 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,279 Go on, captain, you decide. 478 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,319 Yeah, you go. It's me or him. You decide. 479 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,159 It is literally 50-50. 480 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,920 Can I just say it might be me? 481 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,720 We are going to go with... 482 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,599 ..Victoria. 483 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,520 Stuart, would you please reveal your true identity? 484 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,519 I'm Stuart 485 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,880 and I laughed that hard at Victoria's very funny story... 486 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,319 Yes, Stuart is Victoria's fainting fan. 487 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,800 Thank you very much, Stuart. 488 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,599 Which brings us to our final round - 489 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,440 quickfire lies - and we start with... 490 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,080 It's David. 491 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,560 Victoria doesn't know this... 492 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,399 AUDIENCE: Oh! 493 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,079 ..but on those very rare occasions 494 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,759 that she does something I find irritating 495 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:18,320 I get my own back by sneaking upstairs and moving her bookmarks. 496 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,279 Lee's team. 497 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,919 When you say Victoria doesn't know this, surely when she goes to 498 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,359 the book to read the book and she goes where the bookmark is, 499 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,599 there must be lots of incidents where she's thinking, 500 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,599 "Am I losing my mind? I'm not following this book." 501 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,200 Yes, that's exactly what she thinks. 502 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,279 That's your plan. 503 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,079 Victoria, when you're reading a book, do you ever sometimes 504 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,159 have that feeling of being lost? 505 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,639 I have sometimes opened a book and thought, 506 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,239 "I didn't think that's where I was." 507 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,439 How many books are you reading at the same time? 508 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,119 I mean, seven or eight. 509 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,559 David, how many books does Victoria read at the same time? 510 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,960 Oh, I put it between six and nine. 511 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,639 Do they tend to be fiction, non-fiction? 512 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,760 What...? Yes, those are the main two. 513 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,639 And one of the things you said - sometimes - rare occasions - 514 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,480 Victoria does something that... I don't want to go into that. 515 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,879 Fire away. 516 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,199 No, I don't want to go into that. 517 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,800 What sort of things are we talking about? Just behavioural things. 518 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,079 Just the simplest things to do with things she's said or done. 519 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,559 Maybe when I ask you what the weather's going to be like and I go, 520 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,519 "What do you think it's going to be?" and you go, 521 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,959 "I don't think anything. I've looked at the weather forecast 522 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,000 "and what it says is this." 523 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,759 Little things like... Yeah. Essentially she holds me responsible 524 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,839 for the weather forecast as if I've made it. No, she doesn't. 525 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,159 She says, "What do you think the weather's going to do?" 526 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,279 Perfectly reasonable. 527 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,080 It's not perfectly reasonable. 528 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,919 She's got access to the weather forecast on her own phone. 529 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,639 It's just these are meteorologists - sometimes they get it right, 530 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,840 sometimes they get it wrong - I'm just reading it out. 531 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:16,079 They are physically sitting further apart. Have you noticed? 532 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,199 Is there anything, Victoria, that you might do to David 533 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,919 if he'd annoyed you? 534 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,079 What would your retaliation be if indeed he is moving...? 535 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,280 Well, he might find out. 536 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,160 Incidentally, I've been feeling weaker and weaker. 537 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,439 OK. What are you going to say? 538 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,039 I believe in their relationship. 539 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,519 I must be the most naive person here 540 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,079 because... You're invested in it. 541 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,959 I'm emotionally invested in their relationship, and I think David's 542 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,519 a nice guy, and I don't think he would do that because that really 543 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,119 would upset her. So, what we're saying is, if it's true, it's a 544 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,999 really unpleasant thing and a really bad indictment on their marriage. 545 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,400 Yes. This has taken a nasty turn, hasn't it? 546 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,199 What's it going to be? I don't want it to be true, but... I do. 547 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,320 You think it's...? 548 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,959 I want his life to fall apart! This would be such fun. 549 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,919 I think it's true. I don't want it to be true. 550 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,519 I'm trying to see the real person. 551 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,799 I... He's a nice guy. 552 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,000 No, the David I know - I don't think this is unpleasant enough. 553 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,080 Well, you know him. 554 00:27:15,081 --> 00:27:16,519 Oh! 555 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,120 Also, David doesn't like you. 556 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,639 So it's a different relationship. 557 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,799 That's true - yes. 558 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,719 But he doesn't hate me, right? 559 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,680 No! 560 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,719 Even though, Lee, you - on television - have said you want 561 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,039 my marriage to fall apart, I still 562 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,240 find you an adequate colleague. 563 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,159 Can I ask you a question, David? 564 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,120 Are you still writing for Clinton Cards? 565 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,839 It's time to decide - 566 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,799 what are you going to say? 567 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,919 I'm going to say true, but I don't want it to be true. It can't... No. 568 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,759 It's a lie. It's got to be a lie 569 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,639 because it's an awful, awful thing to do. It is. 570 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,839 You're saying it's a lie... I really hope it's a lie. 571 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,239 ..because nobody would do that. 572 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,080 If this is the truth, it's awful. 573 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,719 They're saying it's a lie. 574 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,640 David, is it true or is it a lie? 575 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,039 It is... 576 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,040 ..a lie. 577 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 578 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,559 BUZZER 579 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,839 That noise signals time is up - it's the end of the show - 580 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,279 and I can reveal that Lee's team have won... Yes! 581 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,879 ..by three points to two. How did we do that? 582 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,760 Thanks for watching. We'll see you next time. Goodnight.